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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:35 pm 
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Kalekemo wrote:
Dude...
I want an Onyx...
I'd fucking ride that thing EVERYWHERE and rip the ground to shreds doing so without a care in the world...

Then I'd accidentally attempt to wash him off with the hose and end up knocking him out...

I never understood how the hell that worked....


Onixes must be like those "fainting goats".


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Torizo wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
Dude...
I want an Onyx...
I'd fucking ride that thing EVERYWHERE and rip the ground to shreds doing so without a care in the world...

Then I'd accidentally attempt to wash him off with the hose and end up knocking him out...

I never understood how the hell that worked....


Onixes must be like those "fainting goats".

Yeah, except made of stone, able to fit in a tiny ball, immune to electricity, and gigantic...
In other words, they're nothing alike :colbert:

Onyxes just have justified phobia of water... I mean, hell, I'd be afraid of water if I was entirely made of stone too since there's no possible way to travel across large bodies of it

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You'd be fine! You just can't go swimming years at a time.


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