AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I want to find out what happens but I want to wait for a full translation beforehand so I can gorge myself on Touhou stories.
Right now I like reading the legends. Byakuren is Turbo Granny. xD
The fact that that is the actual legend name is even more funny.

Also just found out Koishi doesn't have a belt, it's her Third Eye veins wrapped around her waist.
All those fanarts of her with a belt tho.
Y'know I shoulda probably noticed it earlier since Satori also has her Eyeveins around her waist too.

I also follow this awesome Miiverse person who draws some nice Touhou art.
Like this
This
Or this:

I've seen two of those guys' art before! Momiji was by some person named Pote (ptkan), except it was a Kagerou instead and the Chen and Ran were by Ibarashirou Natou. Their stuff is super adorable.

I also feel the same about Touhou stories, but I always get impatient and want to play them immediately. Only yesterday did I go through the scenarios of Hopeless Masquerade in ENGLISH! The translation's a little buggy, but I still enjoy actually knowing what raises up my popularity. I remember keep bashing into things thinking "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST DID, BUT PEOPLE LIKED/HATED IT."

The controls for ULiL are also a lot more similar to the first gen Touhou fighters, it really throws me off being used to HM's system.

I absolutely love Moe's art for ULiL too.

I found an amusing picture

Kogasa is the best part of it.

I found a new Remixer on YouTube called Sydney Harper. Her first remix was only added 2 weeks ago but man I love them.
She only has 4 subscribers right now but I think she's sure to get many more.
Her Now, Until the Moment You Die remix is by far one of my favourite versions of it.

Now, Until the Moment You Die.


Strawberry Crisis!!


Last Occultism

Touhou 15 spoilers
New character.
I'd say new favourite character but I still like Koishi too much.

Also, 'Murica.

Clownpiece for best Touhou.

i wonder if ZUN thinks america is silly?

I'm placing my theoretical bets on Clownpiece being the most popular character from LoLK.

I love her design, I love her stage theme, I love her battle theme. She's all about Moons, stars and lasers.
Hey, Marisa. Steal some of her spells.

She's the first character to directly use a Moon Danmaku, isn't she?
We need an Okuu vs Clownpiece ASAP. Sun vs Moon.

All the new characters are quite nice, but I Sagume is probably my favorite out of the new 4. Mega Seija.

Heavy Touhou 15 story Spoilers.
Man, Junko is one tragic character.
Junko is after Chang'e, a Lunarian who drank the Hourai Elixir and is imprisoned in the Lunar Capital for that reason.
Chang'e's husband shot down the sun, killing Junko's husband and son, so she has a grudge on Chang'e. But Chang'e is an immortal, what exactly can Junko do?

You can see why Junko's spells are pure killing intent.


Edit: I made a video because of Clownpiece being a freakin' difficult to beat Fairy.
Behold the work of a few minutes, Paint and Windows Movie Maker.


Edit 2:
Beat Pointdevice mode on Easy. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD.
I also glitched at the end. I finished off Junko, but also died after she did. It told me to go back to the waypoint. She became transparent, unable to be hurt and everything was moving slow mo.
I had to tediously wade through her final spell in slow mode as she couldn't be hurt. The timer was also super slow.

If any fiction involving immortality has taught me anything, is that immortality sucks. Especially when you can theoretically be tortured for all eternity and never die from the pain. So depending on whether Junko wants eye for an eye retribution or for Chang'e to suffer, she might figure something out.

OH MY GOD.
I just found out Windows 10 accepts PlayStation 4 controllers at default!
I CAN PLAY TOUHOU WITH MY PS4 CONTROLLER!

No longer am I handicapped by my laptops button limit!
Maybe now I can defeat Ran and finally finish my first Extra stage.

Now that's done with, I suppose the only really pop flyin' story with Immortals is if two lovers both become immortals.
Or Y'know, a Funeral Service is owned by a cheddar-loving immortal.
He's in for cash for the rest of his immortality.

Edit: I forgot about word filters when I posted this and burst out laughing after rereading this.

Edit2: I feel like I'll never finish an Extra stage, I first tried on PCB in 2011, and 4 years later I'm still no closer to beating Ran. I Always lose my lives on Charming Siege and Princess Tenko. I've never even gotten to Shikigami "Chen". I can get through the stage without losing lives fine, I start the Ran fight with 4 lives. But she still takes them all down.

Hell, on MoF I can't even beat Suwako with the Marisa B glitch.

pop flyin' Cirno Day.
The strongest 9 in the world.

That's all.