AWKWARD ZOMBIE

THAT'S RIGHT SHITLORDS GET READY FOR SOME TURN-BASED ALIEN FIGHTING ACTION

MAYBE I'LL EVEN ACTUALLY FINISH IT

HAHAHAHA


get on my level

(which is normal mode)


MURICA


check out this sick fuckin ride


ALIENS BOUT TO GET THEY SHIT WRECKED


first lemme pick up like a candy bar or something tho


NUH UH

DON'T FUCKING THINK SO


proest aim NA


sneaky little piece of shit


NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH


I bet all these gas pumps will be safe to hide near

especially with all these cars around


GET IT TOGETHER


why are you running we are clearly not a threat






oh


that's why


LET'S START SOME CLASS WARFARE


hot daisies our science lady has got tha booty


probably still hit that


JESUS CHRIST CLEAN THIS PLACE UP



Aliens? On my planet?


This looks like a job for...


THE FEDORA SQUAD



AWAAAAAYY


that's right.

that first mission?

they were just earning their sacred headwear


nothing can stop us now


not even weird wrinkly naked aliens


NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST


ugh friendzoned again


*tips fedora*


huh


JESUS CHRIST


NOT ON MY WATCH


m'lady


our mystery squadmember finally gets her shit together


yes I think I deserve this

YOU THINK YOU CAN COME HERE

INTO OUR HOUSE


I guess a crashing UFO just leaves trunks?


HAHAHA FOUND YOU LITTLE GRAY SHITHEELS


everyone knows aliens hate PANK


they hate it so much they're...

hm


SEE?


shit I guess we do too


well

you tried


OW FUCK


your fedora will live to fight another day





GET REKT


are all british people this scary with a shotgun


who is the nicest guy


you. you are the nicest guy

finally, the recognition you deserve


is a man's job never done?

Interesting. Be careful on that mission. Council missions are prone to Thin Men Infestations.