Like I said, I'm trying to figure out how I can just record direct footage from the game so I can just do a video LP, this'll also mean I need to learn a bit of editing so I can cut out lame parts of the LP, like training FUCK CORI WHY DO YOU TAKE FOREVER TO LEVEL UP I'M JUST TRYING TO KILL A HOUNDOUR GUH.
Like I said, I really wanna make this continue, but I'm also trying to get accustomed to my new job and keeping my grades up.
Eeee Cori you're amazing! And what about that egg...
I don't trust this thing, sooner or later I'll be seeing question marks.
TRAINGRINDTRAIN
Fuck that move, I consider it a sin to use it.
Dang guuurl, you be treating me like a queen~ Uguuuu. (NEVER. AGAIN.)
Oh, ew.
Ok, now the daisies description text is talking to me. Now I know how Great Handsome Oppressor felt when the forum was talking to him...
Gunna fuck u up... GUNNAFUCKUUPMANG
BOOM
OH SO NOW YOU GET A CRITICAL WHEN IT'S ON A SMIDGEN OF HHP
YEAAAAAAR!!!!!!111!!!1!!
Great.
What a bitch.
Say hi to Spoony for me.
Huh, well that's ONE way to get a badge...
What? What is it?
WHAT?!
Huh, a sudden Attack boost, not bad.
*cutoff* Just shove a zombified Machamp in her face and she's history.
GUYS, TAKE A NOTE!
EXTREME
CAUTION!
More creepypasta's should use that simple line.
Well, sorry pal, I got nothin'.
Ew...his bowels released...
I uh... put him somewhere. private.
Mmm.
My word exactly.
Oh no...
OOOH NOOO.....
OH SHIIIIIII-
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
OH I GOT A GOOD IDEA.
PERFECT!
God, finally out of there and is that a decapitated Pikachu?
...My grandmother loves Pikachu... She must never know of this.
Gotta do watcha gotta do.
Eh, whatever.
Berry time~
Hello, anyone?
I think growing berries is the LAST thing one would do in a situation like this.
Oh hello~
Meanwhile...out back...
HERDERDERDERDRER
Whow, ma'am, I'm not a Zombie! Or am I... Am I a Zombie?! Oh god, I gotta eat all of your brains! Sorry!
For a survivor, your clothes are really daisies nice... oh right BRAAAAAAIIIIINZZZZ.....
Eeeeaaatt hiiiimmmm......
Oh, I'm not?
Huh, go figure.
I'll just uh...stop chewing on Cori's head...
Have fun!
I don't do hero stuff.
I DON'T DO HERO STUFF
I SAID I-oh a TM! DEAL!
Don't even care what it is a TM is a TM.
Hi ho, my salty friend!
Congrats, my friend! Oh, uh, sorry, accidently stepped on your bobb-wait no PUT THAT POKEBALL AWAY
3 Pokemon...I can already call i-
Called i-WHOW WHAT THE FUCK
Oh. Well.
*Sigh* This may take a while.
Ha! Haha! Ha...
Baaagh to you, bitch.
It was Pokemon you already saw, a Rotmander and a Graveill.
I'm too sexy for my shirt~ Oh, a Zombie couple! Double battle time!
They look cute together.
Uh, kid, she kind of has your...never mind.
WHOW HEY MAN THAT'S CHEATING LEVEL 16 ASSHOLE HACKERS
Ok we know the strategy!
Go for the fat one first!
And no fucks were given that day
There!
Woo.
Gotta stun fast!
NOW HIT THE OTHER FATASS!
Sad.
Woohoo!
Urp.
WE MADE IT TO RUSTBORO!
...HOLY FUCK A DECAPITATED KIDS HEAD!
(Just a warning, I still have no clue how the hell things are going to be going from here, I'll try to keep it updated, but later updates might not be as fast.) (Also, sorry if the comedy here isn't as good, sorry, I'm a bit rusty.) (P.S. commentate and I'll have a reason to continue.)
Oh man, pop flyin' people noticed this thing, I haven't updated in a while due to the obvious offender of school and Starbound eating away at my time, might try to get an update up either tonight or tommorow.
CHAPTER 3 The city of stories and rust...mostly rust.
OK! Back to work.
Another crate, might as well get my share.
Gotta love that common gaming lingo.
YOU GOT FLASK instead of You got some Flask. Great times.
Sadly it was only a Light Potion.
Were those kids in the original game? What a weird place to spawn them.
Wait, is that another one of those witches? Ok, first lets go explore that building.
Ah, the obligatory Trainer School, thank GOD this thing is optional, I already know more than enough about Pokemon battles.
Yep, nothin'. Wait, what's that behind the counter?
Please boost attack please boost-
Oh, it's a Quick Claw.
Here ya go Cori.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Sorry, Cori, but your Pickup is still too useful for me to give you an item.
Maybe when I don't need it any more, then I'll give ya something to help.
Huh, what's this?
...Ok, of ALL the things you morons plan, you place the CORPSES up as barricades instead of the DESKS?!
Grade A performance right here folks.
That's so bloody cliche that I won't bother it with my comment.
Time to scram.
Alice? And wait...you're telling me that you left...that...
Oh you're so dead meat to me now.
My thoughts exactly.
Ok, two things.
1.How am I supposed to know what your bloody trainer class is, the robes? 2.What the hell kinda name is Gravetric.
Battle Commence!(Mind Warrior, Battle VS. Psychic Trainer Varo by Gallium Grant) (Ok folks, based off of that other LP involving those kids going out to kill demons and shit, I'll be bringing in some music, but instead of the music used ingame, I'm just going to use whatever fanmade tracks I think fit the mood for the battle!)
Ok, lets do this.
Ah, the infamous Sableye, let me give ya bit of insight on this thing.
Before Gen 6, Sableye had bodaciously no weaknesses in the game, making it a force to be reckoned it as a swiper, this was fixed in Gen 6 thanks to the introduction of the Fairy type.
Wait, do I even have any bloody moves that can hit this thing? Cori doesn't, what about Mar-
D'AW SHIT.
Now that god daisies egg is mocking me!
WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND IT OUT SHITSHITSIHTSIHT
Well this is gonna be a disaster.
Craaaap.
Man this is baaad...well, maybe...
NOT YOU CORI
Ok, here's how the plan will work.
First off... I'll use Poison Powder.
Then... I'll let it whittle down Sableye's HP.
And... WAIT SHIT
Ok good.
If it lowers my health pretty daisies far down...
Be a gym leader.
And now we play the waiting game.
...Holy shit, I can't believe that worked!
Levels up ahoy! Everything but that stupid egg got a level, it really is Christmas!
OH COME ON!
If I recall, Shuppet are rather weak, only their special attack is good or something. Should be easy.
Bwoop.
WAIT SHIT HEY I WAS GOING TO FINISH THOSE LATER
Luckily, all it knows is Knock Off, which does pitiful damage, but removes the item off of the opponent.
We're going places!
That critical hit litterally did 3 points of damage. I'm not even joking.
HAHA! TAKE THAT YA ROTTEN S*%TLICKER!
It's gonna be the Sneasel, this calls for the big guns.
LETS MUMBO
Oh crap!
Faint you stupid Sneasel!
OW OW OW! Brute force wins this time!
We win! Holy crap!
Quit thinking you're special.
*awkward silence*
Verdanturf? Thanks for letting me know where you're going, idiot.
OK, lets go explore...first, potions.
A cut above the rest! ...Too soon?
Well that's quite a house...oh wait.
Well that explains some things.
Yeee-noooo?
The hell is this thing? Whatever.
Huh, you mean like, all four of them?
She's in a better place.
Unless being killed by demons means you go to hell. In which case, ouch.
I actually never bothered with that severed head.
OH SHIT IT'S ALIVE!
That's pretty good graphics mang.
AAAAAH
KILL IT WITH FI-oh wait the battle ended.
What to do, what to see...
Wait what?
Uh...thank you?
This town is we-hey, who's that?
Who's that? Hmm...(Meeting the Four Guardians+Copy X, Megaman Zero Series soundtrack A Deathcaller? No, he lacks the Org. 13 robes.
One of those things like in the woods?
What are they talking about...?
...This pole is rather lovely. What..?
Seriously this pole is like, beautifully made... I wanna lick it
...God I'm weird.
Ok, lets go fight alongside some dude we only just met!
There's more than meets the eye here, and I don't mean the Transformers movie that was on a few hours ago. (Screw you I still love the first Michael Bay one.)
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