AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Try as you might, you just cannot get underneath the mighty concrete sidewalk.

Bang on the outside wall and ask for supplies.

Thrice you smash your fist against the hardy barricade, thrice you get no reply, thrice you bloody your knuckles for not knocking against a hard surface with the flat of your fist and, instead, your knuckles. You should've watched more Cops.

If those freeloaders won't give up, try and break down some of the barricade with a crowbar or something.

You know what, go into the console and type Noclip

We're cheating this fucker.

You find the nearest church to pray to your chosen god for the ability to fly through walls, and find it surprisingly enterable.



You are inside St Edith's Church. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here is Gemmers.

The aisles of the church have been been decorated with a stuffed moose head.

A fourth time you strike the wall. A fourth time you bloody your fist. Once you think you should really stop punching the walls.

That wall has chicken in it.

PUNCH IT UNTIL CHICKEN COMES OUT

Although it did not come from the wall, you do find one first-aid kit. The large sciencey person who stabbed you with a needle earlier has also arrived at this church.

SO THERE IS A CHICKEN IN THE WALL

Ok, grab that first aid for later and talk to the Science guy to see if he'll give you some TNT to blow a huge fucking hole in the wall.

We're getting that fucking chicken.

>Cluck cluck.