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 Post subject: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Except...except he has a point...because a "random number" could be anything between -infinity to +infinity, including numbers greater than 11 and less than 1, so it ISN'T blackjack!
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EDIT: Also, I love how Wrex, the galaxy's most apathetic Krogan, is the one making the point.

EDIT 2: Also Garrus and calibrations and this joke has been done before.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:37 pm 
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Except...except he has a point...because a "random number" could be anything between -infinity to +infinity, including numbers greater than 11 and less than 1, so it ISN'T blackjack!

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:40 pm 
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Cognitive recalibration.

Hey it's the future, let's name it something futuristic sounding. QUASAR
They have those in the future right?
We have those now.
Should have called it Mass Jack.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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I hit the floor laughing at the third panel.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:31 am 
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I've had to face down my gambling addiction because of the slot machines in Moxxi's in Borderlands 2.


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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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Edit idea that I am not even sure how to start, but it ends with katieshep waking up and seeing the new pokemon champ on tv.


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In the past everyone plays Pazaak.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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I've had to face down my gambling addiction because of the slot machines in Moxxi's in Borderlands 2.


Millions of dollars...
Wasted.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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I don't gamble in video games anymore since pokemon. In fact, when that Salarian came to me and asked me to collect him some data for his cheating device in ME2 or ME3, I kindly told him to shove it up his Salarian equivalent to an anus.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:46 pm 
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I accepted, then told the owner about it. Hahaha.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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Edit idea that I am not even sure how to start, but it ends with katieshep waking up and seeing the new Cockfighting Society champ on tv.

I was actually going to do this.

BUT NOW THE IDEA IS PREDICTABLE.

Might still do it, but I have other ideas aswell.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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Traiden wrote:
Edit idea that I am not even sure how to start, but it ends with katieshep waking up and seeing the new Cockfighting Society champ on tv.


I had thought about something like this too, but I'm not quite sure how to do it. Maybe I'll get something done tomorrow, unless someone else already beats me to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:18 pm 
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I would do it (and so many other edits) if I had a NOT A MAC.
Oh well, it would have probably made your eyes bleed.

On topic of he comic, I love it when they do things like this. Blackjack = Quasar, Magic = Magiks, just silly things.

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 Post subject: Re: Gambling Problem
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luroberto wrote:
if I had a NOT A MAC.


You are doing so, SO much wrong... imo

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