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 Post subject: Prostitutes suck because
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:49 pm 
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I paid them $20

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Frankly my dear, I do it for shits and giggles.

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Prostitute + Bombs = Exploding Hookers = Awesome


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:05 pm 
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You paid $20 to sleep with your neighbor?

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RandomNPC#36 wrote:
You paid $20 to sleep with your mom?

Fix'd for instigation.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:35 am 
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L Lawliet wrote:
RandomNPC#36 wrote:
You paid $20 to sleep with your mom?

Fix'd for instigation.


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Frankly my dear, I do it for shits and giggles.

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Prostitute + Bombs = Exploding Hookers = Awesome


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Clemenceau wrote:
L Lawliet wrote:
RandomNPC#36 wrote:
You paid $20 to sleep with your mom?

Fix'd for instigation.


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It hurts me to say this, but Jack is a loser. Hey, actually it doesn't hurt at all. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. It actually feels pretty good.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:33 pm 
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Dirty joke is dirty.


I've always wanted to do that.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:27 am 
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For God's sake, don't break Rules 1 & 2. I'm serious, people.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:29 am 
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They also have kiddy porn!

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and some of the most horrid things you've ever seen in your life. :(

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It hurts me to say this, but Jack is a loser. Hey, actually it doesn't hurt at all. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. It actually feels pretty good.


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I wonder if Katie see's these posts......lol


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Location: Nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
No, she's blind.


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I have a helper monkey to look at things for me.

His name's Merlin.


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Can I be a helper monkey? :(

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I think it's against the law for a person to be a helper monkey. At least in the state I live.


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