AWKWARD ZOMBIE

See those things under it's body that support Prinplup's weight?



They're called talons. If you were to swipe your steel-like talons at someone, perhaps you could generate some kind of clawing attack involving metal.

Maybe.

Penguins don't have talons! Penguins have webbed feet! Get out of my face!

Look at Prinplup. Look at it. It's shaped like a bowling pin. I highly doubt that thing can run, let alone accumulate enough speed to launch itself into the air and attack something with its stupid stub-feet.

Mr Chubby-Cheek lacks a nose.

I think it looks more like someone cut off feet from a random person and surgically attached them to a penguin.

(and yes I have a BS caption for every situation)

I agree with Katie.

I always thought it used it's beak or those strange golden things on it's head. BUT WAIT, THAT ISN'T CLAWING!

If he turned upside-down he would resemble Link from Wind Waker.

In a game where we can jam gigantic creatures into small balls and trees grow on the backs of turtles, you have to allow the possibility of this penguin thing clawing the crap out of you with it's feet.

You guys just tore out Katie's soul and devoured it.

Her soul.
Everything she's ever stood for. ;-;

You should be ashamed.

I'm not.

I am merely being irrationally critical as I've seen a possible flaw in a joke.

Even if it has claws,


Zubat can still use mean look, damnit.

Zubat can use mean look?

But it has no eyes!

And yet it still looks mean.

I think when it uses that move, an eye emerges from its throat.