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 Post subject: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:18 pm 
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Aloy trained her whole life to maximize her superhuman jumping and climbing powers, but, in a cruel twist of fate, can only activate them when in the presence of the color yellow.

I appreciate the extremely visible YOU CAN CLIMB THIS indicator in Horizon Zero Dawn, but it ended up giving me the adverse side effect of being pretty sure that any gentle incline that wasn't bright yellow was probably insurmountable.


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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:31 pm 
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Well pop flyin' easter to the lot of you!

I was aware of the custom to paint eggs for easter. I was not aware of painting ledges.

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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:26 am 
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funnily enough, this comic was also posted on april 1st (i understand everything east of the us east coast got this comic on april 2nd but whatever):

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hope the april 1 comic next year is also about Image yellow

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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:49 am 
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I played BotW before HZD, and boy did it spoil me in terms of climbing. The inability to climb wherever I wanted in HZD and instead having to do Assassin's Creed-style "parkour" or Skyrimming my way up hills really bummed me out.


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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:04 pm 
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GameZone wrote:
funnily enough, this comic was also posted on april 1st (i understand everything east of the us east coast got this comic on april 2nd but whatever):

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hope the april 1 comic next year is also about Image yellow


I didn't remember that comic. lol


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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:32 am 
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I played BotW before HZD, and boy did it spoil me in terms of climbing. The inability to climb wherever I wanted in HZD and instead having to do Assassin's Creed-style "parkour" or Skyrimming my way up hills really bummed me out.

No kidding. I went into this right after beating BotW, and I caught myself running Aloy straight into walls, wondering why she wouldn't climb them, more times than I care to admit.

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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:50 am 
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Shradow wrote:
I played BotW before HZD, and boy did it spoil me in terms of climbing. The inability to climb wherever I wanted in HZD and instead having to do Assassin's Creed-style "parkour" or Skyrimming my way up hills really bummed me out.


I did the same thing after going back to Wind Waker and Twilight Princess after playing Breath of the Wild.

We have been spoiled.

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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
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I did the same thing except going from BotW and trying to play Age of Conan Exiles. It didn't end well.


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 Post subject: Re: Golden Opportunity
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:28 pm 
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I love HDZ with all my heart, but this is the only point that pisses me off in the game. I was stuck in a place for more than 30 minutes because of a ledge that I couldn't see way more time than I cared to count. In Wind Waker, it's obvious enough since everything is bright and clear cut compared to HZD.
I recently played Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, and I surprised myself saying "See HZD, that's a climbing mechanics".

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