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 Post subject: First Shot
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:25 am 
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Yeah but THOSE gunfire victims didn't count. Because of...reasons.
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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:55 am 
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because THOSE guns are loaded with beanbag rounds! Dont'cha know? Kazuma doesn't kill ANYONE.. especially not during an extended car chase scene where he's shooting at other yakuza drivers with massive exploding vehicles and shooting people in the face for bonus damage/points. It's cannon, he's never killed a man by the end of this title.


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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:33 pm 
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Eh? Men don't kill men, physics kills men. As they say; "It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end."

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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:59 pm 
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I'll cite your sources
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Lykas wrote:
because THOSE guns are loaded with beanbag rounds! Dont'cha know? Kazuma doesn't kill ANYONE.. especially not during an extended car chase scene where he's shooting at other yakuza drivers with massive exploding vehicles and shooting people in the face for bonus damage/points. It's cannon, he's never killed a man by the end of this title.

It's loaded with ich luge bullets. The Germans used them to fake their own suicides after the end of WW2.

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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:06 pm 
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Best call-back edit ever. We can close the forum now.


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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:00 am 
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Lykas wrote:
because THOSE guns are loaded with beanbag rounds! Dont'cha know? Kazuma doesn't kill ANYONE.. especially not during an extended car chase scene where he's shooting at other yakuza drivers with massive exploding vehicles and shooting people in the face for bonus damage/points. It's cannon, he's never killed a man by the end of this title.

It's loaded with ich luge bullets. The Germans used them to fake their own suicides after the end of WW2.

This reference is top troll. The reference itself and your usage of it here.DX


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 Post subject: Re: First Shot
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:44 pm 
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Kazuma Kiryu may not be a murderer, but he certainly isn't above giving management positions to barnyard poultry.


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