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Ruduen
 Post subject: Footbeware
PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:00 pm 
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If you ever have two of something, one of them is probably evil. It's how twins work, anyway.


I'll admit, I didn't get it until after reading the quote.
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Naverick22
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:14 am 
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These remind me of the memory parasites from Rick and Morty

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:08 am 
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OOPS NO EVIL TWINS

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Amayirot Akago
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:26 am 
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The guy's noodle-y arm in the 2nd panel gave me an idea.

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[Metal Gear Survive is] probably the only game I know of that is actually about awkward zombies. Or, to be more precise, it's awkwardly about zombies.

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Madhamster
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:40 am 
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If you ever have two of something, one of them is probably evil.


Oh...

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Loyle
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:31 pm 
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Were I even slightly talented, I would replace those beam attacks with noodle-arm wrench attacks

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RANDms
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:48 pm 
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(Shamelessly stolen from Madhamster)
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Talk like a pirate day. ARRRR you ready?

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Kaitensatsuma
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:02 pm 
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I learned to listen for the skittering.

Then I later found out that either the sound in the game isn't high fidelity, or my headphones don't want to accurately provide distance hearing...

So many poor, poor innocent cups and chairs smacked
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Loyle
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:05 am 
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There's also a clever pun involving this fellow I can't quite put my foot on.
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Tsquared112
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:33 am 
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Hey guys, remember me? I don't. Send help.

Edit: Man it's been a while, I was spending a lot of time on Discord because of a thing called Petscop on youtube, it's really interesting and the server I was talking to people with on was really cool until it got big. I was actually wondering if we have an Awkward Zombie Discord

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YttriumHydroxide
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:41 am 
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Loyle wrote:
Were I even slightly talented, I would replace those beam attacks with noodle-arm wrench attacks

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Loyle
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:03 am 
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Leaving the shoe on was an excellent touch, thank you.

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Numberplay
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:16 pm 
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but where is the evil edit?

ok thats just me being lazy and not doing that edit myself

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K7Sniper
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:27 pm 
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But what about his two eyes?! Two ears?! Eyebrows? Nostrils? CHEEKS?! NIPPLES?! EVERY OTHER STRAND OF HAIR?!

Honestly just needs to cut his body in half Kung Lao style.

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Amayirot Akago
 Post subject: Re: Footbeware
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:41 pm 
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Just imagine that there's blood, bones, and guts if you were to look at him from a different angle.

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[Metal Gear Survive is] probably the only game I know of that is actually about awkward zombies. Or, to be more precise, it's awkwardly about zombies.

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