OshaliteX2 wrote:
I wish I knew more about Final Fantasy XV.
Let me tell you about Final Fantasy XV It's a game about running for three minutes across empty arizona deserts between each battle, and then when one starts, you hold down the A button for three minutes to win. After every three or four battles your party stops and cooks some really really
really delicious looking HD food that the camera zooms in on super close, and makes you legitimately really hungry. There's almost no story, and what there is makes no sense because they deleted most of it, and the parts they left in were all crammed into a three hour cutscene in the final dungeon because they ran out of cheddar to make the rest of the game, and it has something to do with Prince Noctis rescuing his fiancee. About five hours in there's a really awkward section of the game where he stops trying to save his fiancee to go on a date with another girl. I think the developers put it in there because people kept accusing him of being gay, since he spends the entire game sharing a tent with three shirtless dudes. You spend a lot of the game driving a car but you can't actually steer the car, it autodrives and always stays on the road, but you have to sit there and watch it for the entire trip while absolutely nothing happens. The graphics are
outstanding.
I think reviewers rate it highly because it's the first Final Fantasy game in a decade, and they WANT it to be good, and they fool themselves into believing it. Or maybe because they think that if they can trick enough people into buying the game, Square Enix won't spend another ten years making the next one.
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