AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alternatively:

The sequel, followed by a possible zebra launcher.

Whenever I'm suplexed by a random eyepatch soldier, my boss eyepatch soldier always wakes me up by kicking me in the chest and asking me where my friends are. Works like a charm, every time.

I think we are getting to the point where the MGSV comics are going to outnumber the Smash Bros. comics.

I never played MGSV, is there any specific reason to use the riot gun on zebras over the tranq pistol?

Notice the blue stripe? The nonlethal guns have their barrels painted this weird pastel color. They use rubber bullets or some other weird thing that causes a similar effect to hand-to-hand combat where you render an enemy "unconscious". The difference is that doing it this way means they wake up in the span of about 5 minutes versus the roughly 10 minutes a tranq shot will take. And depending on the animal, some animals, bears I'm looking at you, require like.. crap tonnes of tranq shots. So I'd say the riot smg would be rather useful if you're gonna yank 'em out of there in the span of a few moments after knocking 'em senseless.

I think todays joke less relied on word humor and much more just relied on the faces that freaking zebra was making. XD

Turned my day around it did. XD

Oh, I see. Thank you for explaining.

I have been lurking, unregistered for months. And I have registered, just to say.....
you spelled conservation wrong Katie. Its with 1 s, not 2.

She spelled it right in the title, too. Tsk.

Also, the riot SMG doesn't have a suppressor when you first get it. The game is sort-of geared so that you can either do sneak stuff or just run in there with a machine gun and grenades. This is the game's solution for anyone who wants to shoot everything and still get new soldiers in.
I personally prefer the tranquilizer conversion for the sniper rifle.

The Nowi edit you've all been waiting for.