AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm not going to read any forum rules because they're for chumps. I just want to state that your comics are rad and one day you'll go to funny person heaven.



For now, let's keep it ambiguous as to what sort of funny I mean. Cheers!

*reads results*
Who answered "bacon"?

I did.

Why would you not answer bacon

I'm not even a big fan of bacon but even I know the correct answer is still always bacon.

Someone made Katie sad.

Well the answer IS right there.

Who are the two guys who answered no?

We must hunt them down and stab them with acid-coated pitchforks. In the kidneys.

Then drive stakes down their throats. Before impaling their rear ends on pikes and using them as sparring weapons with wild grizzly bears.

Then while they are still concious, spike them to shields, and use said shields in said sparring match, with now rustled-off wild grizzly bear.

For they have not accepted Bacon.

I like how many people agree with bacon.

I for one dont. WEhenevr I try to cook it eldtritch screaming takes the house and I have to evacuate the cat while my landlord calls Ghostbusters.

It can smell your fear and likely rejected you

I don't like the fact that the polls on these forums allow you to see the results before voting

That influences votes you know

You say that like you truly and utterly believe that bacon will not always win out in the end.

Because it always does.

You say that like a poll with yes/no/bacon as its options is serious to begin with.

What if people want to vote yes but are pressured into choosing bacon

What about the vegans


Do you even realize the serious consequences of a small humorous poll on a random forum in the middle of the internet


But really, it was just a minor complaint of the forum's polling system in general, not limited to this vote