AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Darn, I never get to post the comments section.

Katie, I would totally hire you for my funeral.

somehow...

Haha, yes. I've written so many of these. They should be easy to find. Only about 45 pages back or so in the archives.

If you want the Bioshock setting to be evident you're going to have to go background heavy. We need cracked windows and dripping water everywhere. Maybe show a Big Daddy/Little Sister combo in the background. One you haven't rustled off yet. Maybe make Jack's Plasmid active. Bees swarming around one hand is a pretty good indicator of the game. Or have they released Bee Keeper Simulator earlier than I expected? And hey, you can play Bioshock 2 now. The protagonist doesn't have a goofy sweater, but there's no mistaking Delta. Dialogue might be a problem though. "Urghhhhhrrrmmmmmhurghhh."

Liquor never appears in locked chests, or any other kind of searchable container, in any of the games. Neither do the cigarettes - all you can get are chips to restore health, and coffee to restore ADAM. The alcohol will damage your ADAM, and the cigarettes your health, so neither is forced on the player.

Jack just doesn't like to see perfectly good food go to waste.

Or perfectly good booze (which may say more about me than it does the character).

Edit: Apparently, "m***y" is wordfiltered as "cheddar." I did not know that.

I could swear I've seen alcohol and cheddar appear on a single dead body, such that I needed to drink the alcohol to get the cheddar.

(It's kind of amusing that dead bodies are reduced to just "searchable containers" in games like this. If I was walking around in a city full of crazy murderers, and I found a dead guy with a hook in his chest, I might search him for a weapon to defend myself, but I probably wouldn't check his pockets for dollar bills.)

Regardless, it's kind of hard to draw this joke in a giant pocket. It doesn't change the questionable mechanic in the game of making you take the Cannoli and leave the Gun.

I'm not quite sure what goes on in this comic, but I made an edit anyway:

Too brightly lit. Where are the melancholic dystopian overtones?

CUUUUUUUUUUURRRSSSE YOUUUUUUU PETAH THE EDITORRRRRR!

Oh god! There's gonna be another behind the scene.

? I get the punchline here, but seems Katie missed out. I know there was a way to loot only what you needed - i went through the game using almost zero cigs at all - only time i grabbed em was when i used auto-loot All by accident. Still funny, though.

GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD

Oh look, booze. GOTTA DRINK FIRST, SAVE THE WORLD AFTER.

Maybe I played a different bioshock than you guys but I don't remember food, alcohol or cigarettes existing at all, nor do I remember this problem ever occuring

actually pretty much the only thing I do remember about that game is feeling like I was getting a shit-ton of ammo that I never needed, and then suddenly I had to kill big daddies and I needed every last bit of it because they DID NOT DIE, and I died 50 times in the process because I could shoot like three bullets before dying, and then I finally killed them but they respawned and made me sad. also I think I got magic from eating little girls? it is kind of a blur