AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Is it a good thing I have never touched this game appropriately?

Rehost plz

Wow this was dark, and there is A SECOND PART!
The suspense.

His wife didn't leave.

He sold her for more room.

i knew i never got out of the first season of that game for a reason. must preferred friends of mineral town, and then ds.

nowadays, i'm all rune factory.

I should try out Harvest Moon................... or should I?

This does not bode well...

I'm scared

God this is so true I've tried to convince others that the game is grossly put together but they just won't listen

THAT FUCKING GOAT OH MY GOD THE GOAT IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME

You think it's a good investment. You think maybe Van just doesn't have the miracle potion or whatever you do in that game to get animals preggers.
But no. No, there is one goat, there is no way to get her knocked up, and she wastes your time, cheddar, resources and patience because she NEVER FUCKING DIES

GOD, I hate that goat.

Don't remind me of that goat.

I was young. I'd just gotten married and was pop flyin' to finally get some progress in the game. Then Van (that fat bastard) offered me a goat. It sounded like a great deal. I get a goat and can sell the milk (and milk products) for more cheddar.

Then it dried up. And without a male to supply... "Miracle Potion" it became a resource drain.

Eventually it got sick and died (which wasn't my fault. I wanted to murder the daisies thing).

The moral of the story is to never trust any merchant who uses a different name in another town. He can't be on the level.

A Lewis Black palette swap of that Wreck-It Ralph sprite would kick booty.

AWL is such a frustrating and weird Harvest Moon.
Tartan and the living teddy bear and such...
DARYL GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COWS