AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Not exactly a comic idea (it's way too long), but I need to get my first experience of Breath of the Wild out of my chest :

AN INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY
WOMAN : Hey adventurer! Do you know how to make elixirs?
LINK : I am amnesiac and curious. Tell me more.
WOMAN : Wow, I'm amazed you made it so far!
WOMAN : Just pick an insect and cook it with monsters parts! It's simple.
LINK : Amazing!
LINK : Now what is that "cooking" you're speaking of?...
WOMAN : You don't - What. How.
LINK : I am amnesiac and curious.
WOMAN : It's just... Alright, you see this cooking pot?
LINK : The waiting pot?
WOMAN : No - I mean, you can wait during the night near the pot, but it's meant to -
LINK : The only thing I can do near it is wait.
WOMAN : Well, listen, you're near the pot, so now you hold your ingredients -
LINK : What.
WOMAN : Hold.
WOMAN : That means you take them and keep them in your hands.
LINK : What kind of sorcery is this.
WOMAN : You've never - no, I am not surprised at this point. You see your ingredients?
LINK : *Looks inside his tiny bag*
WOMAN : Now you pick one
LINK : *Pulls out a monstrously big piece of meat*
WOMAN : And you keep it while you go fetch another
LINK : *Munchs on the meat*
WOMAN : No! You don't have to eat it right now!
LINK : Nonsense. I can't do anything else with my items.
LINK : Well, aside from my weapons and monsters parts, but you get the point.
WOMAN : ...If you don't know about elixirs, why were you collecting monster parts?
LINK : I don't know. They're just here.
WOMAN : -
LINK : I am amnesiac and curious.
GHOST KING : (From heaven) Yes! Now you feel my pain, woman!
LINK : You shut up! Why didn't you teach me how to cook?
GHOST KING : You would have realized how to do it if you had bothered to read my notebook!
LINK : I don't read other people's notebook! That's rude!
GHOST KING : You are supposed to be amnesiac and curious!
GHOST KING : Do you get how painful it was? Watching you climbing this freezing mountain, chomping on spicy pepper as if it was supposed to warm you up!
WOMAN : ...
GHOST KING : And here I was, waiting for you to get me my meal so I could hand you over a doublet.
LINK : A doubl - Why didn't you just give it to me? I almost died on that mountain!
GHOST KING : You were meant to search for an answer! To use your smarts! Instead, you simply collected over fifty peppers!
LINK : You could have just asked me to make that meal instead of watching me collect all this pepper!
WOMAN : Uh, so do I teach him how to cook -
GHOST KING : Sure! Why not! If you can! (disappears)
WOMAN : ...
LINK : ...
WOMAN : Right, so you HOLD on the item, just like that *covers Link's mouth*
LINK :
LINK : So. Much. Power.
WOMAN : And you throw them in the cooking pot
LINK : Impossible
WOMAN : And now you get a meal!
LINK : *Tears up*
LINK : *Eats dubious food*

AN INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY (PART 2)
LINK : *Running all across Hyrule*
MAN : Hey, what are you -
LINK : *right in front of him* ARE YOU FROM THE YIGA CLAN?
MAN : What? No!
LINK : DAMNIT!
MAN : ...Why are you searching for them?
LINK : I need rupees!
LINK : And they are the only one who give rupees when they go away!
LINK : I have been farming this spot for a week straight!
(Meanwhile)
YIGA CLAN MEMBER : (In tears, next to a beer) He took every rupee I had! Even those I had hidden in my -
(Back to Link)
LINK : Soon, I will have enough rupee to buy a Hylian top!
MAN : Why don't you just sell monster parts?
LINK : Don't be stupid. I'm not a merchant.
MAN : No, but I am one. I will happily buy any monster part you have (half price)
LINK :
LINK :
LINK :
LINK : *Mind blows*

MAN : *Hides mighty banana*

Bigger, Better, Bugger:
Trainer Katie is raving about the Alola region.
KATIE: "The food is great, the islands are beautiful, the gangs are musical, what's not to love?"
NATIVE: "The mosquito is pretty bad."
KATIE: "You only have one mosquito? Awesome."
Buzzwhole looms behind them.

Possible alternate dialogue.

KATIE: "You mean 'mosquitoes'. Right?"
NATIVE: "No."

Rational Fear of Spiders:
Link and Sheik are firing arrows offscreen while Hylian soldiers are tossed about.
LINK: "This'll break Agitha's heart..."
SHEIK: "And any bottle we carry. She'll deal."
Queen Gohma is laid out on its back full of arrows.
LINK: "Well you tell her then."

Inkopocolypse:
The denizens of Inkopolis run in terror as the sky turns pitch black and a fiery explosion dwarfs everything. Baby carriages are pushed over. News reports call for evacuations. Inklings head for fallout shelters. Surely the end is here. The cast of Smash Bros looks on at the panic, confused.
VILLAGER: "Maybe we should have just written a letter."

Better Homes and Dungeons:
Link and Zelda watch in horror as Ganondorf once again gathers the complete Triforce.
ZELDA: "You know what this means..."
LINK: "The horror..."
GANONDORF: "TIME TO REDECORATE!!"
Hyrule becomes darker, gothic, swords strewn everywhere.

Could possibly set that comic in Smash.

Rock Blocked (Fallout: New Vegas)
Katie's traveling around the Mojave with Lily as a companion when she sees a Deathclaw/Legion assassin party in the distance. She smirks confidently and pulls out a rocket launcher. Just when she fires, Lily yells "GET BEHIND GRANDMA!!" and runs in between Katie and the enemies to shield her from them. She gets hit by the rocket and they both explode.

Sanity Be Dammed (Fallout New Vegas)
Katie's at the end of the Mr. House route and is attempting to convince the NCR to surrender the dam to Mr. House.
General Lee: "This dam's too important. Aside from being an important source of power and water, it's a symbol of hope."
Close-up of Katie clenching her teeth and narrowing her eyes.
Katie: "Then I guess you've left me no choice."
Cut to a panel of Katie reading a magazine, stuffing her mouth with alcohol and changing into a pair of leopard-skin pajamas to boost her Speech skill in front of the entire NCR army.
General Lee: "Well, when you put it that way... Enjoy your dam!"
Katie's too drunk to even emit a coherent response.

*Just Cause 3 comic*
*begins with Rico falling out of plane*
Dimah: *over radio* "Rico, shoot your grappling hook at the ground to negate all of your falling momentum!"
*Rico grapples to ground, fall speeds up as he's reeling line in, lands softly anyway.*
Rico: *looks at grapple glove thing thoughtfully* "Hmmm..."
*Scene change, Rico tries grappling ground while using wing suit, performs epic faceplant*
Dimah: "What do you think you're doing?! Do you have any idea how physics work?!"

Igneous Epicurean:
Goron makes a sandwich. Ingredients include various kinds of rocks and stones. He garnishes it with Rupees and then takes a bite. Looks dissatisfied. Adds Deku Nut Butter and sliced Bomb Plants. Takes a bite. The sandwich explodes in his face. *chef's kiss* Takes another bite.

Raised by Birds, Raises Birds:
It turns out that Samus's gun arm pumping taunt in Smash is her flipping her enemies the bird, we just can't tell because of the gun. Possible setup involves her using the wrong hand.

Oh the human-eat-ty

Fallout 4

Codsworth: So this dark, dreary, post-apocalyptic world must be strange and odd to you, compared to your life 200 years ago as a mind-mannered housewife, I'll give you some pointers to... (Looks to the side) I say... Are you eating a corpse!!??

Sole Survivor: The wasteland can change a person...

Codsworth: You were unfrozen only 10 minutes ago!

You're Inn Trouble (Dragon Quest IX)

--This context involves Erinn the Innkeeper of "The Quester's Rest" and her co-workers Patty and Sellma (haha) who also provides functions for the party, but they can all eventually join your party if you do specific quests for them-- (Providing one has connected the game online once, before the DS wi-fi shut down, or locally connecting with someone who has)

Erinn: Thanks for helping me make this inn the best it can be, I'll gladly join your party.

(later)

Sellma: Thanks for stopping the Siindicate from stealing our innkeeping secrets, I'll join your party whenever you want.

(Later)

Patty: Thank you for rekindling my love for adventure, I'll join your party anytime.

(Later)

A customer is standing in front of the empty counter ringing the service bell. "Hello? Hello... someone there?" (bonus points if a tumbleweed is shown rolling past in the foreground)

Moon Over My Enemy:
The Four Giants stand over a defeated Skull Kid at the end of Majora's Mask.
GIANT: "Did you learn your lesson?"
KID: "Yes."
The Giants start to walk away.
KID: "Next time bring down Jupiter."
GIANT: "WHAT WAS THAT?"
KID: "Nothing..."

Hand of God:
Paula keeps using Pray in battle. Some good stuff happens. Some bad stuff. After a bunch of lights do unpleasant stuff...
JEFF: "Who's up there anyway?"
Cutaway to Master Hand in the sky laughing.

Heart in It:
Zelda finds a Heart Container after taking a Keep. Looks at it. Looks at Link.
ZELDA: "How...how do you 'install' these?"
Possibly extend joke by having Link hold a Heart over his head so it sticks to the health bar at the top of the screen.

Rejected Final:
Olimar grabs the Smash Ball and throws a single Pikmin at Bowser. It lodges in his chest. Bowser disintegrates into Pikmin as they consume him for sustenance. Bowser shaped mass of Pikmin collapses. Alternative setup has a Pikmin grab the Ball.

Comic idea from Tomb Raider (2013)

Lara at the side of mountain area arguing on radio that she has to rescue a downed pilot distance off before its too late. On way down, she finds an optional tomb, and declares he'll be fine and heads inside.
Optional ending: Cultist is seen attacking the downed pilot with a machete.

Dilos:
Trainer Katie uses Pokemon Refresh on Arbok. Kit includes bandages, hypodermic, cigar.

Clingy:
Trainer Katie uses comb on Electric Type. Pokemon immediately attracts more lint.

The One Where Everyone Comes Back (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
All the characters are throwing a massive party over the return of every Smash character in history. Suddenly, Master Hand floats through a Ridley-shaped hole in the entrance.
Master Hand: "Hold it! Do you have any idea how expensive it was to rehire all of these characters? We're all in debt now! Everyone's getting pay cuts!"
The party promptly stops as everyone gasps.
Master Hand: "Unless..."
He turns toward Link. Cue Link running away screaming as all 64 other characters pull out the exact same nailed bat Roy hit him with in the first comic.
Alternate, more heartwarming version: After everyone gasps, Roy just smiles, grabs Link, and says "Chill, we've got this." Link hands him the bat. A few hours later, an incredibly injured Link is shown still taking beatings from Roy as giant cheddar falls out of his face to pay for the returning characters.
Link: "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, ROY?!"

Zap Cannon:
Trainer Katie is drying off her Pokemon after a water battle. Accidentally drops the hairdryer into the water. Katie takes out the towel, finishes drying her Pokemon, and then nonchalantly whistles as she rows the now unconscious Lapras to shore.

"Dastard Sword" (Breath of the Wild)

Link is shown holding the Master Sword while standing before a giant pile of innocent animal corpses

Nearby Korok: Wait, I thought the Master Sword could only used by people for good intentions?

Link (shuffles awkwardly): Um... yeah... they were evil.

Korok: All of them?

Link: Yes, every single one of them *Link then sees an bunny with adorable giant anime eyes and immediately starts chasing it* die in the name of good!

Graphic Violence:
A graphic designer is presenting a logo of a flaming skull with rockets attached on a starburst background with an ocean at the bottom and a sun in the corner. The collected Team Leaders are engaged in a fist fight.

Cellular Reception:
Trainer Katie runs around Alola with the Zygarde Cube. Sucks up unusual creatures from various places. Under trees. Hidden in caves. Under beds. Finds one in her sushi plate. Finds one in her shoe. Finds one being pulled out of a patient undergoing emergency surgery.

Moves in Mysterious Ways:
Various characters are pulling off Z poses while the Kahunas look on.
"Why are they dancing?"
"Because I told them it unlocks special moves."
"Why did they believe you?"
"Because they're eleven."

Orb of Confusion:
Trainer Katie uses an Adrenaline Orb. Nervous Pokemon Self-Destructs.

Eyes Are Down Here:
Kratos opens a chest. Gets petrified. Gorgon Eye acquired.

Throwing In the Towel:
Trainer Katie uses Pokemon Refresh after a messy battle. Tends to Wailord. Then Groudon. Then Snorlax. Then Zygarde. And Steelix. Exhausted she looks up at the last Pokemon: Guzzlord. Throws brush and towel down.
KATIE: "Oh just f@$king eat me."

Preemptive:
Ness bumps into somebody from behind or taps on their shoulder. Everything turns green and then flashes. Bystander is gone leaving only a wrapped present on the ground.

In Case of Vampire Emergence:
Simon Belmont's Holy Water manages to hurt everyone he hits it with. Bayonetta because she's a Witch. Dark Samus because she's evil. Charizard because he's Fire-Type. Wario because he doesn't shower. And Marth. Mostly because he's had a glass bottle broken over his head.

Garlic Not:
Belmont arrives. Samus pinches her nose.
SAMUS: "Pshew...judging by the smell of garlic, he's Wario's Echo Fighter."

Max Expel:
Silvally gets poisoned in battle. Manages to expel the poison. Trainer Katie is now wiping purple gunk off her face. Alternatively Silvally expels poison as a gas.

Wario Whip and Spray Spray:
Belmont encounters Dracula. Lashes out with whip to pull Wario into battle. Squeezes him to attack Dracula.

Pork Futures:
Link awakens from his century long slumber.
LINK: "I can't seem to remember anything..."
The first creature he encounters attacks him: a wild boar.
LINK: "I suddenly remember a strong distrust of pigs."

Armed and Dangerous:
Link walks by a girl. She suddenly gets angry when something grabs her. Turns around and decks Link. Confused Link watches as she walks away... and then he jumps when something grabs him. The Bokoblin Arm strapped to his back.

Armory:
Link is on the brink of defeat. Throws his last melee weapon, a Bokoblin arm, at the enemy. It latches on to their face. Link watches as the enemy runs blind off a cliff. Alternatively he throws a Lizalfos arm, unaware it functions as a boomerang and has the above happen to him.

Souped Up:
Link requests a red dye job. He stands on the trapdoor holding mushrooms, apples, peppers, and Red Chu Jelly. He looks at the ingredients and suddenly has a realization just before he falls in. Next panel has Link's remains floating in the basin. Horrified dyemaster throws in some salt.

Korokin Don't Come Knocking:
Link and Zelda find an isolated place in the wilderness. As they approach each other they accidentally knock a stone over. A Korok appears in the middle of their embrace.

OK Bob/Cookpots Are For Casuals/Animal Harm:
Link shoots an animal. Gets raw meat. Fires an arrow through flames and hits an animal. Gets Seared Steak. Fires a Fire arrow through apples, mushrooms, and an animal. Gets a Meat Skewer with all the fixings.

Ore Score Made Sore:
Link climbs a snowy mountain, blowing up ore deposits for treasure. Blows up a regular deposit. Then a rare deposit. Then a luminous deposit. Finally an unidentified purple deposit. Which is actually Naydra's talon.

Dead and Hating It:
Link bullies skeletal Bokoblins by hitting them with their own arms.

Brief Me:
Link gets his gear upgraded by the Great Fairy. She mentions that he has no more clothing she can make stronger. He thinks a moment. Last panel has Link holding empowered underwear over his head while Great Fairy averts her eyes.

Unplug and Play:
Link is getting put into the resurrection chamber. Group considers other options. After finding out it'll take a hundred years, Impa suggests pulling the plug and waiting for Link to get reincarnated. Everyone looks scandalized.
IMPA: "What?"

Diet Another Day:
An alternative is found for reviving Link. Last panel has them inserting a giant funnel in his mouth and throwing various food items in all at once.

Link Roller:
Link runs up a multi-level tower of enemies, killing them as he goes. Gets to the top only to get slammed by the last foe. Rolls down every ramp until he reaches the bottom. Stands up seemingly fine. Then he falls over. Embedded in his back are fangs, talons, horns, arrows, broken weapons, etc from the fall.

Chamber:
Dark Pit, Lucina, Dr. Mario, and Ecco the Dolphin walk into a bar.

Shrine Flippers:
Link considers buying a decrepit house from Bolson. Hears the price and reconsiders. Walks down the road and puts a sign that says "Link's House" in front of the shrine.

Arm Robbery:
Link beats a living Bokoblin down with a skeletal Bokoblin Arm. Breaks the arm in doing so. Looks down at defeated enemy. Last panel shows Link wielding a bloody severed flesh-covered arm as a weapon.

Through the eye of a needle (Mother3/...Mario Odyssey?):
Lucas and the Masked Man begin to fight over one of the needles. They stare daggers at each other, but then the earth quakes and smoke billows forth from the needle hole. Confused, Lucas and the Masked man look over where the needle was to see the Mario and Cappy already pulled it out.