AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I delurked once years ago to make an edit, then now I don't have access to that email. So here's my registering for one contribution and then probably never saying anything again:

Dunno if it's been done before, but as I imagined it while watching my dad play, I saw it in comic form.

Breath of the Wild, Eldin area
Link: *picks up a rock in a cave surrounded by lava*
Korok: Yahaha! You found m- AHGHHHHHHHHHHH ((bursting into flames because it's...wood))
Link: *watches the korok burn*
Link: *picks up korok seed from the ashes*

extra/alternative/not sure how to represent: Link tries to give the Korok a flame resisitant potion but it doesn't really have a mouth???????

Spoilers for BotW Champion's Ballad.

Wide shot of Link and Revali's ghost sitting on the spire above the Rito village, Vah Medoh looming over them.
Revali: I have to say, pretty boy, you've done almost as good of a job as I would have with this whole "saving the world" thing. Even without a 200-foot-tall giant robot under your control. Always strange how we kept calling you "Champion" even though you never had a Divine Beast.
Link: Actually...
Revali: No.
Link: [while flipping through his iPad] I went back to the Shrine of Resurrection, and...
Revali: NO!
Link: [now riding the Zero Cycle] Tada!
One panel of Revali trying not to laugh. One panel of him laughing uproariously.
Link: [holding the Ravio hood] It-it came with its own helmet...
Last panel of Revali still laughing uproariously yet disdainfully.

DRAGON BALL SUPER KINDA SPOILERS

Oh Thank Zen-oh

While Goku is fighting Kaleflower(sp) Beerus and the Supreme Kai decide it's actually a good idea to toss the Potema (aka Fusion Earrings) to Androids 17 and 18. Krillin has to cover his eyes, but is relieved to discover that his wife didn't turn into a pseudo-incest shemale, instead she (technically they, but his attention is focused on his wife) turned into Perfect Cell. After a moment he becomes more horrified at this. Beerus thinks to himself that the effects of the earrings only lasts twenty minutes on mortals, but there's no need to tell him that.

Blessings Of Nurgle

The gang arrives for the Cell Games, to find Perfect Cell emaciated and covered in tumors. He insists that he's fine, but King Kai contacts Goku and tells him that Cell is suffering from all the cancers and illnesses of the people he's absorbed. Goku starts to suggest that they've got to collect the Dragon Balls to cure Cell, but the rest of the gang dogpiles him.

Persona 5 is great and there's tons of really funny things you can do like defragment data on metaphysical armor in the laundromat or take a cat to a confessional in church. Wonder what detergent he uses? For that matter do they keep furniture in the inventory for Morgana and spoiler girl to use for All Out attack victory poses? Do they deliberately have spoiler guy do the All Out attacks because the little dance he does amuses them?

Turn A Blind Eye

A Cockfighting Society trainer stands in Po Town, staring down a group of Team Skull grunts.
Rotom Dex "Hey pal, the Roto Loto izzzz ready to go!"
Cut to the trainer looking overjoyed and the grunts looking confused/insulted

Mother 1/EarthBound Beginnings:

"One Step Forward"

-Ninten and Lloid are wandering in the Duncan Factory and are attacked by Dr. Distorto (with the accompanying "Dr. Distorto attacked!" text box). Ninten and Lloid beat the snot out of him.
-The text says "Dr. Distorto returned to normal" and he deeply apologizes to the two kids, saying he doesn't know what came over him but that he is a changed man now, and how the two must put a stop to whatever is causing all this madness once and for all
-Ninten takes exactly one step
-And Dr. Distorto attacks him again

Super Mario Odyssey:

"With a Cap-ital E"

-Mario walks into a men's room and starts using a urinal; the perspective of course being from behind him
-A talk bubble appears to pop out of his head saying "Dude, EW!"
-The next panel shows a blushing Mario having his hat turned around, revealing Cappy's disgusted eyes.

Something about how in Pokemon Sun and Moon even if you take a photo of just the floor, you still get hundreds of likes for it. Could also be combined with a joke about the unreasonably fast response times for comments on photos.

Let Your Midgard Down/World Serpents:
After saving the world and dropping off his friends, Ness opens the Bag of Snakes to let them free. Supply of snakes is endless and disaster ensues. Possible setup might have each of the four characters putting a different weapon to rest. Poo places the Sword of Kings on a stand in his palace. Jeff puts the Heavy Bazooka in a locker with an elaborate electronic lock on it. Paula tosses a yoyo in a toybox. Ness frees the snakes.

The Breakup/Hell In a Handbag:
Mario makes it past Donkey Kong to save Paulina.
PAULINA: "Did you bring my purse?"
Disheveled Mario gestures to barrels, fireballs and giant unconscious ape.
PAULINA: "So that's a 'no'?"

Titanium Spite:
Inkling finds an opponent's painting of a tree with a smiley face in the midst of a match. Inkling turns around as opponent emerges from the happy tree right where the face is painted.

Red Line:
Ness and crew are brutally injured in battle, suffering mortal wounds. Paula fires off a massive attack that wipes out the enemy before their HP can run out.
PAULA: "Battle's over. Everyone stop bleeding."
Everyone stops bleeding. Possible extension has Jeff still bleeding. Paula slaps him in the back of the head.
PAULA: "I said stop."

Guts, Glory, Gross:
Poo takes a projectile attack that mortally wounds him, leaving a hole in his torso. His HP starts rolling down extremely slowly. Enemies see him standing there staring at them. Run for their lives.

Apollo Justice Ace Attorney Mild Spoilers

Apollo: Say Mister Wright, how did your lose your Attorney's Badge?

Phoenix: Well, that's quite the long story, hahahaha!

FLASHBACK

Young Klavier Gavin: So as you can see by this diary, the victim claimed that he would continue writing in it if the defendant didn't murder him. The writing stops, so clearly the defendant is guilty.

Judge: Well, that's convinced me to ignore every other point that you've raised, Mister Wright. Unless you have some evidence that proves he did keep writing?

*Phoenix confusedly looks at Gavin, then to the Judge, and then finally at the diary, where the FINAL NOTICEABLY TORN OUT PAGE IS OBVIOUSLY MISSING*

FLASHBACK FINISHES

Apollo: Mister Wright?

Phoenix, with emphasized stubble, sleep deprivation rings around his eyes, and a thousand yard stare: The system is broken, Apollo.

topic: super smash bros
characters: robin and fox
panels:

panel 1: fox: hey robin, i was wondering how you do magic,
panel 2: it seems like such a cool thing!
panel 3: Do you just like hold a book and say, "el thunder" and stuf like that?
panel 4: robin: actually, it's a very complex process that can only be learn-
panel 5: *interupted by fox: arc fire!!1!1!1!!!!
panel 6: hey it worked!

CarZ/Vehicular Man:
An F-Zero pilot gets knocked out of his vehicle in the middle of a race. Lands on the recharge/repair strips and gains car-like features. Alternatively might happen when a wreck damages his windshield and he drives through the energy field.

Honestly, I'd love to see more D-Dog and Trico comics. I can't help but laugh so hard when Trico drops you, or accidentally throws you off a cliff. D-Dog's initial capture is something I always ponder about...

"SNAKE! GET ME THAT PUPPY, STAT!"
"Why?"
"He is MISSING his EYE!"
"It's not a pet-"
"PUPPY! FULTON! NARKJHFDSAFGGHALF!!"
-Snake picks up the pup, fultons him-
D-Dog screams a doggie scream and is scooped into Ocelot's arms-
"I'm gonna turn you into the fluffiest weapon those goddamn soldiers have EVER seen." Ocelot whispers into a traumatized D-Dog's ear.

It's just me returning to the D-Horse fulton trauma. XD That poor horse.

Kirby's Origins:

Pacman: *chilling*
PANK Ghost: "Hey, Pacman?"
Pacman: "Uh, can I help you?"
PANK Ghost: "Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot with the whole 'I'm gonna eat you,' 'No, I'm gonna eat YOU!' thing..."
Pacman: "Yeah, kinda."
PANK Ghost: "But I just wanted to say, I think you're a really cool guy, and I'd like to get to know you. A- Are you doing anything later?"
Pacman: "I... guess not."
*dating, wedding, honeymoon*
*"Several Years Later"*
*Kirby is sucking up several screaming, terrified enemies with Pacman and PANK Ghost in the background*
PANK Ghost: "WHAT HAVE WE CREATED?!"

Note: I don't know why it's turning "PANK" into "pank"

it's the crafty word censor

"happ y" becomes pop flyin'

Phantom Thread:
Wooly Yoshi walks up to Bowser's castle and grabs a knot on the side. Pulls it. Entire castle collapses.

Royale With Cheesed
Katie good-naturedly laughs in a game of Fortnite when a teammate gets killed after leaving cover. Gets inordinately pissed and vengeful when the same opponent damages her elaborate fortification.

Hyrule, High Fashion:
Link gets his new scarf in Hyrule Warriors. Does a Spin Attack. Scarf wraps around his head and he falls over.