AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Frog Spawn:
Trainer Katie watches as Greninja becomes Ash-Greninja. She's a little confused.
KATIE: "What made you?"
Cue scene at bar of a drunk trainer hitting on a Greninja. Trainer wakes up hungover with an egg on the nightstand.

Future Repast:
Crono, Lucca, and Frog are battered and tired in the desolate future. They step into the Enertron and emerge healed and restored.
...But you're still hungry.
Frog launches his tongue off panel and pulls a rat into his mouth.

Study Habits
Necessary backstory; Shulk is a nerd who has been studying the Monado far longer then he's been wielding it. He is obsessed with uncovering it's secrets and is the only one able to use it.
Shulk is gazing at the Monado immediately before a brawl and wondering.
Shulk: ('What is your secret? How can I uncover how the Monado really works?')
Suddenly Shulk gets sucked up by Kirby. Shulk prepares to attack Kirby, but stops when he notices Kirby's miniature Monado.
Shulk: (squatting down next to Kirby so he can see better, with a pen and paper in hand writing notes) the power of the monado

I have a MGSV idea:

Miller is concerned why Big Boss keeps on painting D Dog different colors after he's gone through several fur colors. When Boss uses the Fox fur color.

Miller agrees "Okay it's pretty cool I suppose" while Ocelot fawns over D-Dog.

Dual Techs probably require precise timing and practice.

Thunderstruck/Seize the Moment:
Crono hits Ayla with Lightning to activate the Thunder Chomp. Ayla simply gets electrocuted and seizes on the ground.
CRONO: "Go get'em!!"

Chrono Flinger:
Robo, Lucca, and Crono try to use a Triple Tech. Robo swings Crono around by his feet. Lucca lights Crono on fire. Crono slips out of his shoes and goes flying into the distance, possibly lodging in a tree and starting a fire.

Wrong Spot:
Crono and Frog use X-Strike. The enemy winces as the X is formed and then looks down to see he's completely unharmed. Crono and Frog each suddenly have limbs drop off as they hit each other at the intersection.

Outrealm Out of Time
Corn!Katie is talking to Elise.
Corn: Aren't you a bit young to be fighting?
Elise: What are you talking about? I'm technically an adult. Besides, we need all the support we can get and we can't afford to not have someone here.
Corn: That's true enough, I suppose.
-Camilla and a male character walk in-
Camilla: Exciting news; I'm pregnant! I'm off to the Outrealm for maternity leave. *leaves*
Corn: OK, enjoy! ...Wait what
-Camilla returns with a different male character-
Corn: Wait, I thought you were on maternity leave.
Camilla: I was! I'm back now. This is my son.
Corn: HE'S ALMOST AS OLD AS YOU.
Camilla: Well, duh. Time flows differently in the outrealm. It was no time for us, but it's been years for him.
Corn gesticulates wildly at Elise, who is bemused.

Pull a Fastball:
LUCCA: "So does anyone have any new ideas for Double Techs?"
Robo and Ayla hold up their hands.
LUCCA: "I'm looking for Techniques that don't involve you tossing your beloved teammates like footballs."
Ayla and Robo put their hands down. The rest of the team is shown to be in bandages.

Possible alternate final panel has Magus being thrown through the air.

Maybe he's pushing someone away as they try to grab him for a dual tech while saying "Don't. Touch me."

Hell, maybe have someone ask why he doesn't have any dual techs and him using one of the scenarios as his response.

Brain Drain (slight spoilery bits for MGSV?)
Venom Snake is riding on D-Horse next to Ocelot, preparing for his first proper mission.
Ocelot: *says something Russian on the radio, probably to a Diamond Dogs member or the helicopter pilot*
Snake: What? What did you just say? I thought I could speak Russian...

Ocelot: Oh, that must be the horn in your head causing brain damage. Probably hit your language center.
Snake: Huh. Alright, so who am I rescuing again?

Ocelot: Miller, your second in command from MSF.

Snake looks blankly at Ocelot.

Ocelot: Miller... he's a blonde man with sunglasses. And Militaire San Frontiere was your mercenary company.
Snake: I feel like I should know this already. Ocelot, how is it possible for me to have forgotten so much because of brain damage while still being able to function well enough on a sneaking mission?

Ocelot looks panicked for a moment, before composing himself.

Ocelot: I already explained on the ride over. I guess you forgot that too, huh. Want me to repeat all of it.
Snake: Oh. Sorry. No, I'm good.

Ocelot sighs in relief, and mutters something in Russian to himself (like 'phew' etc)

Snake: Huh? Was that Russian? I thought I was fluent in Russian.
Ocelot facepalms at his own carelessness.

Chalky & Unpleasant:
Articuno uses Freeze-Dry on Vanilluxe. Turns it into astronaut ice cream.

Materialistic (EO4)

Adventurer Katie and her guild walk into the Berund Atelier.

"You got that new sword ready?" Katies asks Wynne.

"Why, I sure do! Take a good look at it!" Wynne holds a comically small sword up in the air proudly while the rest of the guild looks nonplussed.

"That's supposed to be a broadsword?" Katies asks, confused.

"Well what did ya want me to do? You's only got me one dragonfly claw ta make dis wit!"

Hawaiian Beef:
Trainer Katie rides a Tauros in Alola. Covers vast distances quickly. Breaks through rocks. Skewers wild Pokemon in her way. Knocks down Skull Grunts. Rides past Gym Leaders, grabbing Badges as she goes. Tramples Pokemon League Champion for the title. Never stops.

Ashy Clashy:
Trainer Katie uses a powerful Fire Type attack to defeat her opponent's Greninja.
KATIE: "Hey, look! I made you an ash Greninja."

MGSV. Mission 43. Ending.

Snake covers his face in dead people and tells Miller to make diamonds out of their ashes.

IT'S BEGGING AN AZ COMIC.

(If I need to be more specific I can.)

recruitment joke from Fire Emblem
A joke about how everyone in the army joined because of someone unrelated to Marth, leading to a scenario where half the soldiers in the army don't know who Marth is and vice-versa (ie not treating him with respect, Marth asking who the hell a soldier is to Jagen) because they were conscripted by someone who was conscripted by someone who was conscripted by Caeda. Like a party where barely anyone knows the host because they all tagged along with someone else.

Could just about replace Marth with any main lord (I think Marth and Sheeda have to recruit most characters anyways, so a different setting might make the joke work better).

The Whole Nine Hectares
Old!Hector is lying on the ground in his own blood after fighting the 4(?) Wyvern Generals Bern sent after him.
Roy: L-lord Hector! You're wounded! We need to get you to a Cleric-
Hector: Silence! Don't waste time... There's much I need to tell you and I've not much longer to live...
Roy: Lord Hector...
Hector: Bern has resurrected the dragons... lead the remains of the Lycian army and gather the dragonslaying weapons to repel them... and tell Lilina...
Roy: Yes?
Hector: Tell her that *cough gag*
Roy: YES?
Hector: TELL HER IT TOOK 4 OF THEM TO TAKE ME DOOOOOOWN *dies*
Roy: *shaking fist to the sky* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bonus: Roy is consoling Lilina.
Lilina: *sniff sob* Did... did father have any last words ...for me?
Roy: Yes. Lord Hector told me... he wanted you to know... It took four of them to take him down.
Lilina: *bursting into tears* IT WOULD TAKE FOUR OF THEM

i like to imagine that harder was a hardass right to the very end.

MGSV Stun Arm Joke

[Third battery level on the stun arm allows you to call down lightning on your enemies, stunning basically anyone who is in the nearby area.]

"Electrotherapy"(?)

^On Mother Base^


*Soldier is saluting throughout*

Soldier: Boss! Will you train with me?
Snake: Sure.
--
^both visible, focusing on Snake. Soldier is seen from the back.^
*Snake begins charging up his stun arm*
*Snake looks mildly disinterested*
*Soldier is visibly distressed*
--
*Snake's arm is level 2*
*Snake looks like he is focusing intently*
--
*Soldier is sweating and nervous*
--
*Snake's arm is level 3*
*Extreme close up of Snake's face, sparks flying around him*
--
*Extreme close up of the soldier's face*
--
^Snake is sitting outside of the sickbay with Miller, rolling his eyes.^
*Several soldiers are sitting around with serious burns, including Miller and Snake.*

Miller: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME!


{I do this stuff a lot. I don't go around Mother base much anymore.}

Telefright

A TF2 mercenary is seen walking towards a teleporter entrance. Cut to the teleporter exit prior to them teleporting, a ghost is seen floating over it. Then the mercenary teleports in, the ghost is gone and the mercenary looks unwell. Another mercenary walks up behind them and greets them, and the first one turns their head a full 180-degrees towards the second and looks and acts very much possessed. Then an exorcist (Scout with B-ankh! or Soldier/Medic/Spy with Exorcizor) kills the possessed mercenary or something.



i dunno i just wanted to do something with someone "telefragging" a ghost