AWKWARD ZOMBIE

DC Universe Online Comic Idea.

(First panel show Superhero!Katie talking to Oracle via communicator while in the Watchtower)

Oracle: Okay, you're officially queued up for the Fortress of Solitude raid, you'll be teleported here once everyone else is ready. Shouldn't take too long

Superhero!Katie: Got it.

(second and third panel shows Superhero!Katie waiting, fourth panel shows two hours later where she's now sleeping. fifth panel show her suddenly being teleported. sixth shows her still sleeping in the Fortress of Solitude with Superman and a Lexsuit-wearing Lex Luthor looking at her. Seventh panel shows Superman trying to wake Superhero!Katie up.)

Superman: uh, excuse me-

(Eighth panel shows Superman getting cut off when Superhero!Katie unconsciously grabs his cape, ninth panel she pulls it off of Superman, tenth panel she starts using Superman's cape as a blanket. Eleventh panel shows Lex Luthor giving a smug look while Superman looks at him annoyed.)

Lex Luthor: (sarcastically) A new generation of heroes, ladies and gentlemen.

PSI-ke/Magnetic Immortality:
Lucario assembles the Daybreak in a fight with Ness and shoots it. With no other options Ness activates his PSI Magnet and absorbs the energy. When the light fades Ness has -120% damage and 17 stock with electricity flying out of his eyes.

While Supplies Last
The Fire Emblem characters are in a weapons locker putting away their weapons after a Brawl.
*Roy and Ike and bumping into each other; Ike is throwing Ragnell on a pile of weapons while Roy is carefully placing the Sword of Seals (in it's scabbard, wrapped in fine cloth) down gently*
Roy: Hey, watch where you're going! I've only got 13 more uses on this before it breaks forever! I'm not made of Hammerene staves, you know.
Ike: Your legendary sword isn't unbreakable? I just assumed they'd be unbreakable by default.
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*Roy is exiting the locker; Robin is in the background in front of a huge pile of Thunder Tomes, a smaller pile of Levin Swords and holding a Silver Card*
Roy: What?! Since when did people get UNBREAKABLE swords?
Robin: Yeah, seriously. I've bought so many tomes and swords that I can't afford to eat this week.
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*Marth enters, pushing Robin and Roy out of his way, holding the Falchion but about to trip over a discarded tome*
Marth: Well, one of the perks of being king is that you don't need to pinch gold like some wretched miser when it comes to weapon mainten-oh, bother!
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*The Falchion breaks in half as it hits the ground. Marth crouches down to hold the blade and handle. Lucina is out of frame but her legs are visible behind him*
Marth: Damnation! This'll cost a fortune to fix.
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*Lucina is putting her Parallel Falchion away while trying to avoid eye contact with Marth. Marth is staring intensely at her sword*
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*Marth is trying to pull away the Parallel Falchion away from Lucina, bumping things and causing Robin's tome pile to fall over and knocking the Sword of Seals off it's alter; Roy is trying to catch his sword, Robin is underneath a pile of tomes.. Corn is watching them while putting away his own sword, standing near Ike*
Marth: GIVE IT TO ME, IT'S BASICALLY MY SWORD ANYWAYS
Lucina: Go reforge your own Falchion! This isn't yours!
Corn: I can't get over how weird the other nobles are.
Ike: Yeah, nobles are an odd bunch.

because WEAPON DURABILITY, AM I RIGHT FOLKS

Squiddly Diddly Do:
A couple of Inklings walk into a Barbershop for a new look. Leave with shorter and styled tentacles. Barber emerges with a broom in one hand and covered in severed tentacles that are grappling him.

Degrading Not Dangerous:
Trainer catches a new Pokemon. Pokemon looks up in fear at new Trainer.
TRAINER: "Don't be scared. I'm not going to force you to battle dangerous opponents."
Pokemon breathes a sigh of relief.
TRAINER: "Now put on this silly costume and dance in front of this audience!!"
Trainer cracks whip.

why has there not been a smash comic in so long

Historical inaccuracy:
The English and French kings meet together to make peace or some other historical agreement.
Both of them look at a map to redraw the borders or something and taking up half the map is a big, huge blob of a country called the Kingdom of Katie with a big flag with your face on it.
(this can basically apply to most of Paradox's games)

Cost Deficient
Venom breaks into an enemy stronghold using prototype stealth camo while heavily armed with all kinds of gadgets. He takes out a guard using a heavily customized tranq gun, and recovers a hostage using a wormhole recovery device.
Cut to Snake in the chopper talking to Miller over the radio,
"How much did we make rescuing that hostage?" "We lost over ten thousand dollars, Snake." "How is that even possible?" "Your gun alone cost 1000 dollars to customize, and you took an entire arsenal with you."
Snake looks at all the gadgets he has (smoke nades, decoys, cardboard boxes.).
"Well, I'd hate to be in a situation where I needed something I didn't have."

i usually take everything i might ever need in any situation in mgsv and as a result diamond dogs doesn't make a whole lot of cheddar. i needed those smoke grenades, decoys, magazines and boxes ok? important stealth stuffs.

Continuing the adventures of our boxy friend.

Self Fulfilling:
An adventurer finds a treasure chest and sticks his head in.
GUY: "Ooh...wait...a human skull?"
Mimic bites down. Years later another adventurer opens the Mimic's mouth and sticks his head in.
GUY 2: "Wait...a pair of human skulls?"
Snap.
Repeat with various adventurers from various game series. Final Fantasy, Zelda, etc.

Smeargle loses a competition to Artist Pikachu
Delibird loses his job to Delivery Pikachu/Christmas Pikachu
Hawlucha is glossed over for Pokken in favor of Lucha Chu
Business Pikachu picked for promotion over a regular business man.

Everything is Pikachu.

I gots 2 ideas:

1) F.L.U.D.D. sucks up water for Mario to use. What would happen if the inkligs in Splatoon managed to replicate this?

2) Are all people new to a game officially a n00b? What if I researched a game before I played it for the first time?

how about a fire emblem comic about how characters can fight from opposite sides of a wall

like how would an archer shoot an arrow directly through bricks and into an enemy

So how about this? Got inspired from something that happened to me in PP.
D(ecoy) Dog - MGS V

Snake and D Dog get picked up by air support and are headed back to mother base. Maybe have Snake physically interact with D Dog on the ground? And then once they arrive at Mother Base, you see Ocelot with D. Dog. Snake has a shocked expression then he looks back at the helicopter at his D.Dog and it shows up to be a more obvious balloon (or possibly D Dog comes by to pop it with its knife???).

I always imagined that outside, they're shooting over a wall. Inside... they shoot the ceiling/wall and a slab of ceiling falls on the enemy's head on the other side.

Pokemon HG/SS
The evil that live within:
Trainer Katie goes to Silph Co., then takes the broken elevator. Once in the Rotom room, she take out 5 Rotom to make them fuse with every appliance. We then see Trainer Katie in her home taking orange juice from fridge Rotom. Then she is in a hammock sipping orange juice from a martini glass while Rotom lawnmower is mowing the grass, Rotom oven is baking a pie (pie flavor), Fan Rotom in providing an air current for trainer Katie and Wash Rotom is washing trainer Katie laundry.

One pointing how gross it is that Twlight Princess Link outs bee larve, worms, and oil in his bottle, but still drinks milk out of it. What the fuck Link?