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Sherman Style Search:
Captain Falcon loses his keys. Everybody starts looking, except Samus.
MARIO: "He can't leave without them, Samus."
SAMUS: "I could use my X-Ray Visor to bathe the surrounding area in possibly harmful radiation and reveal the location..."
MARIO: "Or...?"
SAMUS: "I could use a Power Bomb to incinerate everything softer than osmium steel and sift through the ashes."
Mario thinks it over.
MARIO: "Grab your Metal Boxes, people!"
The cast stand around in metal form while Samus irradiates a lot of stuff. Pikmin, people, houseplants, Roy.

Alternative delivery has Samus jump right into using a Power Bomb, leaving everything incinerated except the keys and some loose change.

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Time is Relative (Xenoblade Chronicles X or any other RPG with a day/night and weather mechanic)

-Vandham: Alright rook, as a new BLADE recruit, we'll send you on a simple probe planting assignment that should take more than an hour to complete. I'll be waiting here until you complete it.
-Player: Okay.

-Everyone leaves with Vandham waiting at the gate

-Still shows him waiting

-Still waiting but it's night time

-Day again (Bonus if some is getting chased by something much bigger)

-It's raining now

-Everything is covered in snow (Bonus if Santa shows up)

-Elma: Don't you think we should go back and report what we we've found.
-Player: After I climb that mountain, we'll go back.


Yes, I know this is probably overused, but it's still a good one.



Follows You Home (Xenoblade Chronicles X)

-Announcement: Party has been sighted

-Show the animal sighting the party having a much higher level than the party.

-Player: Run!

-Player (Some distance away): I think we lost-

-Show the animal still chasing after them.

-The party then runs across as many sectors, and possibly continents, as wanted.

-They end up in the president's office.

-Party member: Sorry to barge in unannounced, we just forget where we-
-Animalistic sound is heard

-The creature is in the office with everyone else

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N-sidious/N Captain, My Captain:
Captain N waits at home for the invitation to join Smash. Gets a phone call. Becomes angry.
CAPTAIN N: "What do you mean they picked the dog instead?!"
We later see Duck Hunt jumping around as offscreen gun shots hit their enemies, Pit and Megaman, narrowly missing the duo itself. We pan out to see Captain N is the one firing the shots.
CAPTAIN N: "Hold still..."

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Please make a comic about reactions and expectations to the new Detective Pikachu game!
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Sketchy:
Trainer Katie arrives at the Daycare to see the operator is holding an Egg.
DAYCARE: "We found..."
KATIE: "I know, an Egg and you have no idea how it got there."
DAYCARE: "Oh, we know how it got there. Your Smeargle likes to brag."
Katie looks on in horror at collection of canvases next to her Pokemon.

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bike joke
Ness is leaving the bike store with a borrowed bicycle
Store clerk: "Remember not to ride your bike with anyone following you, dude! THAT GOES FOR TEDDY BEARS"
Ness: "Yeah, whatever."

Ness is walking his bike along the path and finds a Teddy Bear in a present.

Ness looks around and takes the Teddy Bear and rides off on his bike.

Cut to Ness waiting for treatment at the hospital; his head is stuck in the bike's front wheel while the Teddy Bear's been shredded to pieces.

because why can't you ride a bike with a teddy bear?
jeff joke
Ness, Jeff and Paula have checked into a hotel. Jeff is working on some broken junk and making them into weapons.
Paula: "Oh dang. My hairdryer's broken. Jeff, could you fix it for me?"
Jeff: "Sure, I'll work on it tonight."

At a different hotel
Paula's hair is covered in green goo from the modified hairdryer, and she's bursting out of the bathroom angrily.

because jeff can fix things, but only to make them into whatever they weren't before. (it's a different hotel because jeff takes the night to fix something and they've gone to a different town. i feel like this should be explained.)


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Lego Dimensions: Portal Level

Scene one: a room full of "the cake is a lie" written on the walls with broken testers all around it, or maybe just chel and wheatly.

Scene two: Batman, Wildstyle and Gandolf lounging about eating a cake.

Alternately for a longer comic with more panels, the first few could be chel and wheatly going through the puzzles with Gladous offering them the cake in the background.

Explanation: In Lego Dimensions you need to collect foundation elements, one of which is the cake from the portal level. We now know what happened to the cake: Batman, Wildstyle and Gandolf stole it.


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I don't think that's how it works
Someone in Smash asks Corn about how they should get someone like them more, and Corn suggests rubbing their face. They try it, then get beat up or punched in the face by whoever they tried it on. Then they go back to Corn, who says something like: "Huh. It always works for me." then cue cut to the actual thing in Fates.

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Mind if I take a shot at the FE-amie joke?

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Zelda is stroking Pikachu's fur; Pikachu is enjoying it.
Ganondorf looks up from reading his newspaper and notices.
He goes over to a deer-looking Pokemon thing and starts stroking it
It turns back into Corn, who is also clearly enjoying being stroked to Ganondorf's surprise/disgust.

family tree
Lucina is following Marth around gushing about how amazing it is to meet him.
Marth: (interrupting Lucina) "Remind me, how exactly are you related to me?"
Lucina: "Oh, that's simple!" *pulls out a family tree*
*looking at family tree* "Your 10th great grandson married the duchess of so-and-so, whose second son married Lady Blahblahblah, who gave birth to my grand dad and he married my grandmother and fathered my father!"
Marth: *squinting at the family tree* "What's this bit here? There's a lot of scribbling and scratched out connections."
*showing family tree that has dozens of combinations of mother and husband for Lucina*
Lucina: "I... don't know."
Lucina looks deeply concerned, Marth looks kind of disgusted.


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(New account, just wanted to post this idea. Hope it's not a repeat... in 511 pages of ideas...)

Another TF2 Spy mask joke

Scene 1: (RED Sniper and Pyro standing around, guarding the Intel)

Sniper: Crikey monsieur, it looks as if you have un petit critter on ze back of your head!

Pyro: ...?

Sniper: No worries, mon mate, just hold still une seconde -

PHWOOOSH (Pyro shoots a jet of flame at 'Sniper', burning him to a crisp and revealing him as the BLU Spy)

--

Scene 2: (Later, BLU Spy watching the RED team from some bushes.)

Spy, to himself: If only there was an easier way to get behind zere backs...

(Spy's eyes narrow and a close-up of Pyro's flame canister is shown.)

--

Scene 3: (RED Team is in the locker room, Pyro picks up his flamethrower and flame canister and happily prances out the door.)

Spy, from nowhere in particular: HON HON HON HON HON

(Final panel: Zoom out, BLU Spy is shown clinging to Pyro's back, knife raised, wearing a flame canister mask. Masks with pictures of Solder's Buff Banner and Medic's Backpack hang from his waist, and strewn nearby are the corpses of RED Medic and Soldier).


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Cherry Bad Mistake:
Pac-Man throws various Bonus Fruits at characters, knocking them away. Throws a Cherry at Mario, who is knocked back a few feet but who also gets duplicated.

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N-sidious/N Captain, My Captain:
Captain N waits at home for the invitation to join Smash. Gets a phone call. Becomes angry.
CAPTAIN N: "What do you mean they picked the dog instead?!"
We later see Duck Hunt jumping around as offscreen gun shots hit their enemies, Pit and Megaman, narrowly missing the duo itself. We pan out to see Captain N is the one firing the shots.
CAPTAIN N: "Hold still..."


I'd actually like to see this one

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Draconic Friendship:
Newcomer Corrin is greeted at the door by the others. Some wave, some hug. Marth kisses her hand, only for it to turn into a toothy maw.

Footsie:
Captain Falcon flirts with newcomer Corrin. Starts rubbing her foot while she lays on the couch. Corrin grins evilly. Foot turns into lance/claw in his hands.

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Omnithea wrote:
Draconic Friendship:
Newcomer Corrin is greeted at the door by the others. Some wave, some hug. Marth kisses her hand, only for it to turn into a toothy maw.

Footsie:
Captain Falcon flirts with newcomer Corrin. Starts rubbing her foot while she lays on the couch. Corrin grins evilly. Foot turns into lance/claw in his hands.


Now I want to see a Smash comic with Corn confusing everyone about whether or not he's a guy or a girl. To explain the logic, in other material I've read, dragons do not identify their gender in the same manner that humans do. But, most of human society doesn't know this fact. So, whenever a dragon adopts a human appearance/persona, people always believe that they're whatever gender their appearance/persona looks like, which leads to the dragon character always correcting them.

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Dewitless:
Booker consumes Popcorn, Cotton Candy, and Cola to restore his Health and Salts. Elizabeth looks at his junk food with disgust.
ELIZABETH: "You're gonna get sick eating all that garbage."
Booker takes a drink of a random Vigor. Feathers sprout, flames erupt, etc from parts of his body.
ELIZABETH: "Yeah, no, go back to the junk food."

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