AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Morning Routine/Bird Blooded/Side Effects Include:
Various Smashers enter the bathroom to shave their face. Captain Falcon, Mario, Ike, and finally Samus, who takes off her helmet to reveal she's got a feather beard.

Super Snack Bros:
The Smash crew wait in a long line to go see a movie or other thing that requires waiting in a line. Various fighters produce snacks and share them with the character next to them. Diddy Kong fires out Peanuts. Pac-Man produces Bonus Fruit. Game & Watch grills up indeterminable stuff. Wario grabs a Pikmin from Olimar. Cloud looks over at Mega Man standing next to him.
CLOUD: "So...do you have like...a Pizza gun or something?"
Mega Man sighs.
Alternatively...
CLOUD: "So...any chance you've defeated a robot called Pizza Man at some point?"

Pill Mill:
Pac-Man uses his side special and creates a line of pellets to eat and knock out opponents. He takes out a couple enemies and then goes after Dr. Mario. Pac-Man's chain of pellets goes on suspiciously long until he reaches the last one, which is actually a Megavitamin. Pac-Man ODs. Dr. Mario claims the victory.

Leaf It Alone/Furry-Anthro Relations:
Marth grabs a Super Leaf. Gains ears and a tail. Sees himself in a mirror.
MARTH: "I'm hideous!!"
Fox hears this and gets angry.
FOX: "Only the hairless parts, you ape!!"
Donkey Kong overhears this and gets angry...

Alternative delivery has Falco get the Leaf and comment how how ugly the new parts are. Fox looks over at him. Falco backpedals.
FALCO: "But they look great on you, buddy!"

I've been playing a lot of Xenoblade Chronicles X lately. Maybe a comic off of that?

............................................That's all I got......

Power Ups and Downs:
Villager uses his Balloon Fight move to get back to a platform. Metaknight drops a Metal Box on his head. Villager's balloons turn to lead.

Door Jam/Doork/No Wood Setting:
Dedede, Roy, and Shulk are sitting on the couch. The door next to them suddenly lights up with energy and noise. A moment later it repeats the action. It keeps doing this, throwing off sparks and flames. Eventually the blasts start changing color. Yellow, purple, red, green, blue. The bystanders are starting to get annoyed. Finally a series of explosions puts holes in the door. On the other side is Samus. The door is finally blown apart.
ROY: "Samus, we've been over this..."
SAMUS: "There's no control panel on this side..."
DEDEDE: "It's called a doorknob."
SAMUS: "So I figured..."
SHULK: "That you'd shoot it?"
SAMUS: "Well, duh."
Cut and prune this idea to your liking.

Possibly open with someone explaining the concept of doors without sensors or forcefields to Samus before they point out that the doorknob is the "control panel".

(Hope this works, not used to this format...)

...Well...these are some ideas I've had for a short while (as in...thought up 1.5 hours ago).

1-Robin, the Villager, Wii Fit Trainer (and apparently eventually Corn) all have both a male and female version available for use in Smash Bros, right? How does that translate to the Smash Mansion? Do they just...change clothes before a fight? Magical gender bending? Twin Switch? Alternate Universe Twin Switch? .....All at once?

2-Something involving Marth, Roy and Manaphy in Smash Bros. It can escalate from there as much as desired, but all I need is at the very very least a Marth-Roy switch. Or Marth-Donkey Kong switch, that sounds good too.

3-Something from the Sims would be nice. Or Spore. Or the Sims 4, which is like those 2 in 1 package.

4-Fire Emblem Fates, maybe? At least something about the "petting/rubbing companions" mechanic.

This one might be too dark, but whatever.

A group of pikmin are walking down a cracked street when they see a sign for Pikmin Gallery. There's pikmin faces between the i and k, and another between m and i.

They look at each other and decide to check it out, entering a dilapidated building.

Inside are mutilated pikman set up as "Art" displays. The pikman obviously freak out, run away and slam the door. The vibrations shake the sign, and the faces are revealed to be severed pikmin heads, sliding off revealing that the sign really says Pickman Gallery. (The leaf on the 2nd head made the stick of the a look like an i)

Context, because this is a pretty specific joke:
In Fallout 4 there's a location called Pickman's Gallery, where Pickman (a serial killer) has slaughtered bandits and used them to make "art".
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Pickman_Gallery

Another one:

Title: All Duct Up

Sole Survivor is working at an armor bench.

Piper: That looks pretty nice. Wish I was that handy with crafting things.
SS: I just wish that these upgrades didn't take up so much adhesive. It's not easy to come by.
Piper: When I first met you, I was wondering why you kept throwing out loot for more Duct Tape. Now I see why. (laughs)
SS: Duct Tape? (Puts hand on chin, thinking)
Piper: Uhh, you wanna clue me in?
SS: If better upgrades use more duct tape, why not make Duct Tape armor! (looks really excited)
Piper: I don't think that's how that works...

Cut to SS charging a deathclaw in duct tape armor and sword, with Piper facepalming in the foreground.

Also you can replace Piper for any companion you want really. I just picked her as she's one of the early ones.

Also yes I'm still playing too much Fallout 4.

SEND HELP.

Cold Smashes

During a battle, one the characters with a powerful attack (Cloud, Captain Falcon, Bayonetta, Palutena, Pikachu, etc.) starts inhaling as if their about to sneeze.
Everyone immediately runs every other direction to try to avoid it.
(Sneezing character chosen): It's alright, false alarm.
Everyone is then relived until they hear some else actually sneeze.

a thing I noticed with MGSV:PP is that it's set in 1984, the year the first Macintosh was invented. Yet these pricks happen to have goshdarn holographic interfaces, cybernetic limbs, and tech stuff we don't even have yet. WHAT GIVES

Idea


Ocelot: This communications device will aid you on your mission. It has a range of up to 700 miles, and can bypass any transmission.

Ocelot: Here is your iDroid, manufactured by the military back in '83

Ocelot: and here is your Silenced Plasma Rifle, with an electric light blade.

*image of snake riding over a desert hillside on a hoverbike with a crap-tonne of futuristic deus-ex-esque gear and advanced technology*
THE 80'S ROCK!

Believe it or not, the military is about 20-40 years ahead of what the public is generally acknowledges or knows about when it comes to tech. For example, back in the 70's, my dad was talking to a friend of his, who worked R&D for the military, and he said were working on a suit the was somewhat equivalent to...either it was the MJOLNIR from Halo or the Iron Man suit. Heck, the military was using the internet for decades before the public got to use it.

Wood You Believe It/
A trainer from Pokemon Gold/Silver version is walking along a path with their Quilava until they come across a tree (a Sudowoodo acting).
Trainer: Dang. How are we meant to get past this tree? [Sudowoodo has a smug/goofy face here]
Trainer looks at Quilava (who is shown having Cut as one of it's 4 moves as well as a fire type attack), who happens to be playing with a watering can. Trainer thinks for a moment.
Trainer pulls out a steel axe and tries to cut the 'tree down'.
The Sudowoodo is knocked out; the steel axe is super effective. The trainer continues walking along the path.

Cause even if rock types resist Cut, they're kind of weak to the material used to cut down most trees. Sudowoodo did not think out their brilliant plan more than one step ahead.

Castle Crashers

This is my first time trying this, so here's my idea.

Legend of Zelda: Triforce heroes

One of the neat little things in the server lobby is that when you ram into a wall, there's a chance for a neat little purple music ball to drop down for you to toy around with.

Scenario:

Panel 1: Establishing shot from behind of the three links teleporting in. Whatever they're wearing is up to Katie, Norrin, or some other authoritative figure.

Panel 2: medium close-up of the guard blocking the door. Saying his usual spiel about not ramming into the walls. "don't you pull anything you three!" and so on.

Panel 3: the three links slightly zoomed in, turning their heads slightly towards the guard without moving. They have that anime twinkle eyes that mean they're about to pull something

Panel 4: Same medium close-up shot, but now the panel has widened that it could fit 2 more people , but only the guard stands in the center while the three link shadows cover the empty space and the guard. The guard has the "oh shit" face. The header of the panel has the "TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK" sound effect of the links charging their dash. Clearly, they're not planning on giving the wall or the guard any mercy.

Panel 5: Wide, high angle shot of Saxton Hale (Sir Combsly) and the two guards standing in the entrance lobby room as usual, not suspecting a thing.

Panel 6: Same scene, except the wall of the server lobby has toppled outward, crashing to the ground with a thunderous thud (sound effect). Sir Combsly get blown back by the tackled server guard and misses the impact. The other two guards get blown to the side, also missing the impact. The only ones standing are the three links facing the same direction as the wall that toppled. The doorway (frame) to the server lobby that the server guard vowed to guard is also still standing. The links are unfazed, as well as the doorway.

Panel 7: Same scene, except the purple ball drops down from the ceiling of the room the links are standing in, making its usual bouncy "doop" sound as a single rupee plops out of it. Everyone else who got blown back are now laying on the floor.

End comic strip.

a Cloud Joins the Fight!
There's a welcoming party for Cloud to join Smash, and everyone's all hyped up and stuff.
And then Randall comes through the door.

ba-dum tish

Adding to my Xenoblade Chronicles X post earlier, I noticed that, sometimes when you talk to an NPC, your members will sort of... congregate into the main player. Physics don't apply to the player. So I'm picturing a comic where the player is talking to the NPC and the entire party just forms into one being (ultimately freaking out the other character).

It took me longer than I care to admit to see why this was a joke.

A Fire Emblem-related comic where Chrom/Corn says something about the fire emblem, and then a bunch of Einherjar of the main characters of previous FE games start to argue about how what they have isn't the fire emblem, because every continent in the series has a Fire Emblem that's completely different.

Fallout Road/Settle Mess

Fallout!Katie is looking over an unsettled settlement, with some random people setting up buildings and pumping water.

Her companion (I'd imagine it'd be Nick or Piper or someone else of similar disposition) complement Katie on helping the Wasteland thrive before running off to Diamond City to grab some materials.

The companion returns to find the Settlement has been turned into the Citadel, with the people dressed up as War Boys, while Immortan Katie rules over them as there Supreme Empress God Queen. Companion goes to consult Katie over this.

"So I might have made some changes."

(((I have not been watching Fury Road lately nooooo)))