AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Affinity Omissions
(short explanation; in xenoblade x, picking certain dialogue options will improve your affinity with certain party members. for instance, choosing pragmatic/diplomatic and careful options will increase affinity with Elma. however, there will always be a dialogue option that can improve affinity with each character regardless of the context. this leads to some interesting affinity boosts)
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Katie's XenoX avatar is talking to NPCs with party members Lin, Elma and L in tow, while in New LA.
Lin: Man, skells are radtastic! What do you think of them
Dialogue options: "They're OK" and "They're the best thing ever!", 2nd option is picked, Lin approves.
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Random NPC: Hey whatsyourface, you don't seriously think the xenos should be allowed to live here do you?
Dialogue options: "Remove xeno!" or "They're fine", 2nd is picked.
L approves.
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Same NPC as before, but on a grassy plain, and with a gun to a Ma-non's head. There's dead nopon corpses around him.
NPC: I'm going to purge the xeno menace, one by one, starting now!
Dialogue options; "Leap into action" or "Stay and watch"
After some deliberation, the 2nd option is picked. Elma approves.
Katie's avatar stares confusedly at Elma.
Elma: I... I just think scoping out the situation is a good idea! That's all.
Offscreen "bang" sound is seen.

(that last scenario can actually happen, it's a sidequest and man is it funny to see)

Back after a long time, I have a comic idea

ROB enter Robin's room in Sm4sh mansion/Appartment.
ROB: "Robin."
Robin: "What?"
ROB step out of the room.
ROB: "Robout."

Another M'iibo/Iron Rich Diet/Junk Food/Get Equipped With...Edibles:
Samus finds a door in the Smash mansion she's never seen before. Sign reads Project Amiibo. She opens the door to find blank eyed versions of her fellow Smashers like Rosalina and Little Mac eating swords, shoes, etc. Closes door.
SAMUS: "Well that's unusual."
Kirby and Wario walk by eating pieces of equipment.
SAMUS: "Well...that's not."
Also works in reverse order with her seeing Kirby and Wario first followed by the Amiibos.

The Deadliest Game of Chance:
Variation on previous idea. Smashers get into a long drawn out fight in a large area like Palutena's Temple. When no one can manage a knockout they place Rock Paper Scissors. The loser jumps off the ledge.

Limit Your Intake:
Dedede, Little Mac, and Cloud sit at the breakfast table while Mr. Game & Watch makes stacks of pancakes. Dedede gives up after four stacks. Little Mac gives up after seven. Cloud brings out his butter knife and makes it glow with a blue aura, maxing out his Limit Gauge. He stares at ten stacks of pancakes sitting before him.
CLOUD: "Limits are meant to be broken."

Boots Are Made For Cocking:
Captain Falcon meets Bayonetta and immediately starts hitting on her.
BAYONETTA: "Keep that up and I'll put a boot in your ass."
Captain Falcon is not intimidated or taking hints.
FALCON: "I get that threat a lot from women."
BAYONETTA: "Do those other boots have guns in them?"
Falcon covers himself and walks backward out of the room.
Possible additional joke: Samus speaks up. "Mine have rockets!!"

'Lo to all. Thought I'd give a quick introduction since I've been lurking AZ for a while now and this is the first time I've posted. Anyway, here are some ideas:

Fallout 4: Sticky Situation
-[Sole Survivor and a companion such as Cait or Piper stand amidst the remains of a large group of defeated Synths, looking fatigued after a tough fight.]
(Companion, catching their breath.) "Phew. Glad we put those things down, I was startin' to get little worried there..."
(Sole Survivor, clearly disinterested as he/she loots the corpses, carrying a large bundle of Institute weapons in their arms) "Huh? Oh, yeah, these synths are a real piece of work..."
(Companion commenting as he/she look over the weapons the Sole Survivor is handling) "Hey, nice! All those energy weapons must be pretty valuable to trade, right? Nowadays it's a miracle if you see a Raider carryin' something other than the usual knocked-together guns." (Referring to the Pipe Pistols.)
(Sole Survivor, handing the Companion a large bundle of junk, armour and guns) "Yeah, uh-huh. Hey could you hold this for me?"
(Companion confusedly taking the items) "Uh, sure thing."
(Sole Survivor looks smugly at his/her Pip-Boy, the weight of their held items matching exactly with their maximum carrying weight as their satchel/bag/looting apparatus is bulging with loot) "Sweet. Let's get moving."
-[A WHILE LATER]
(Companion, talking about themselves as the Sole Survivor walks along side them looking bored.) "So then we crossed paths with these really angry Super Mutants, so I pulled out my pistol and..."
-[As Companion is talking, Sole Survivor spots a large cache of Wonderglue and duct tape on the ground, extremely excited.]
(Companion, breaking off from her/his monologue and looking confused as Sole Survivor dives into the loot pile, tossing away the Institute weapons over their shoulder) "Then they turned around and-Uh...aren't those..."
-[Sole Survivor is carefully judging a tin can in one hand a fork in another hand, all of the Institute weapons scattered around him/her on the ground. His/Her Pip-Boy shows that they are a couple of pounds over the limit.]
(Companion looking even more confused as she/he picks up an Institute weapon) "...Why are you throwing all of these away? We almost died getting them!"
(Sole Survivor, still rummaging) "Not enough room for Adhesives."
(Companion, distraught) "But these are advanced technology! Why aren't you throwing away all of those darned extinguishers you keep picking up?!"
-[Sole Survivor grabs Companion by the collar and leans into their face, looking angry as Companion drops the Institute weapon and looks scared]
(Sole Survivor, holding an extinguisher in one hand) "You don't seem to understand. WE NEED ALL OF THIS ASBESTOS. ALL OF IT."
#--EXPLANATION--# There's a point, especially early game, where weapons become garbage and you dedicate your life to picking up paint cans and blowtorches so that your metal chestplate can have pockets. (??!)

Fallout 4: Adverse Engineering
(2 executive scientists overlook a small lab from a meeting room with a window, a bunch of scientists working feverishly over a dismantled energy weapon on a table.)
(Executive scientist 1) "As you can see, we have captured a pistol from one of the Institute's Synths and we have almost completed our analysis of its useful parts for our own designs."
(Executive scientist 2, looking pleased.) "Excellent. I must say, at first I had doubts about your operation here, but after watching your staff handle these recent Institute technologies I can safely say that we're in good hands.)
(Executive scientist 1 laughs) "I'm glad to hear that. Soon we'll be at the pinnacle of laser technology!"
-[A lab scientist knocks on the door the executives are in]
(Lab scientist 1) "Boss! The engineering team has completed the dismantling of the energy weapon and are ready to show you the results."
(Executive scientist 2, smiling) "Marvelous! Let us see right away!"
-[The three exit the door and look excitedly at the engineering team, leaning against a railing.]
-[One of the scientist working on the weapon waves one arm in the air, holding 4 square sheets in it]
(Lab scientist 2) "I GOT 4 PIECES OF PLASTIC, BOSS."
-[Both the executive scientists look shocked as Lab Scientist 1 looks excited.]
(Executive scientist 1, shifting his expression to joyous amazement) "Brilliant work, Jim!"
[Executive scientist 2 continues looking shocked as Lab Scientist 1 begins applauding behind them]
#--EXPLANATION--# The Fallout 4 scrapping system is usually based around the proletariats that a weapon has and not the weapon itself, so scrapping a basic Institute weapon nets you only a few measly chunks of plastic whilst scrapping a pipe rifle gives you copper, which is much rarer. Seems just odd that you don't get any kind of circuitry or components of value from a freakin' LASER GUN

Fallout 4: Brotherhood of Steal
-[Sole Survivor and Paladin Danse walk through the ArcJet facility, looking around as Danse talks]
(Paladin Danse) "We at the Brotherhood strive to seek out old technology and learn from it, so that we do not make the same mistakes mankind made before the War. This place is a clear example of how we exploit technology for our own good..."
(Danse, taking a look at some old computers and consoles) "Hmm...this place contains valuable salvage. I'll notify the Citadel to secure the materials here post-mission."
-[Sole Survivor is stealing everything they can, ripping apart sentry turrets and grabbing circuit boards]
-[In the next few scenes Danse and the Sole Survivor are acting in several different locations in several different missions, Danse not seeming to care as the Sole Survivor takes all of this valuable old tech.]
-[After a few missions, Danse is commending the Sole Survivor for their efforts as an effective squad member.]
(Danse) "Your exceptional battle prowess and intuition leads me to believe that you will be a great member of the Brotherhood. Whatever you need from us, you only have to ask."
(Sole Survivor, smiling.) "Thank you, sir."
-[Sole Survivor then leaves, but on their way out they spot a blank clipboard on a table belonging to the Brotherhood.]
(Sole Survivor, as they pocket the clipboard.) "Ooh, nice! I needed the spring off of this. I'll bring a new one after I finis-"
[Sole Survivor is cut off by several lasers blasting into their back, hundreds of Brotherhood members streaming into the room he/she is in to stop the thief]
#--EXPLANATION--# You may loot every single thing in the Commonwealth that's on a corpse, in some ruins or even amidst the remains of someone's family, but as soon as you touch someone's office supplies that they think is rightfully theirs under all circumstances, they'll plant a bullet in your head faster than you can say "BUT I SAVED YOUR LIVES"

Fallout 4: Suit-ably dressed
-[Sole Survivor wearing combat armour and a helmet is conversing with a generic NPC, looking slightly bored.]
(NPC, addressing the Sole Survivor with the classic NPC farmer-in-distress manner) "So whatever it was, the darned thing broke one of the valves off of our water piping and now we need a replacement before our crops dry up!"
-[Sole Survivor's eyes widen in interest as they see a coloured conversation reply option, indicating a Charisma challenge to gain more information.] *Side note* Could be something like "Who do you suspect?/Culprit?" while the rest of the options are "Sure" "No way" "Piping?" or such.
-(NPC, cut off suddenly as they're talking.) "So whatduya say, want to help-uh...what...what are you doing?"
-[Sole Survivor is seen casually undressing themselves, a few feet back from where they were standing first as he/she grabs something from their bag.]
-[Zoom on NPC's slightly mortified face as zipping and rustling is heard from the Sole Survivor suiting up]
-[Sole Survivor now stands proudly, dressed in a suit, fedora and garish glasses.]
-(Sole Survivor, their arms crossed.) "Go on."
#--EXPLANATION--# As always, Fallout presents clothing that boosts your attributes like Perception with glasses and Intelligence with lab coats, or in this case Charisma with suits and hats. So obviously a sensible man or woman keeps some snazzy clothing at hand to breeze past persuasion attempts. It's just amusing to imagine what a trader could think when the player suddenly backs off, strips and dons oddly fetching suit to resume trading like as if nothing ever happened.
Here's what my bartering/conversation attire looks like on my character, for reference. http://i.imgur.com/pLXihOw.jpg
You can really see why those glasses are named "Fashionable Glasses" in-game. Hot daisies.

Off-topic: As I am a noob to this forum, I need to ask this question: Were I to come up with more ideas, should I edit them into this post or post a new reply to this forum?

Undermiith
Frisk, Papyrus and Sans are Mii Fighters, and the Skelebros are digging through the Mii Costumes to see what looks best on the hero/heroine/whatever
PAPYRUS: What an amazing assortment of Fashions they have available!
SANS: huh, betcha frisk'll look somewhat good in any of these things.
PAPYRUS: OOOOHHH!! LET'S TRY EM, NOW!
Frisk proceeds to try on various Mii Costumes, getting reactions from passer-by Smashers before Frisk puts on one more costume, Lucina seems to have spotted Chrom in the Distance and wants to introduce him to Marth, but once 'Chrom' turns around...
Cut to Master Hand returning Frisk and the Skelebros to Toriel's with Lucina crying into Frisk's Kneecap
TORIEL: Frisk, what have I told you about bringing home stray children from the future.

I love Mii Fighters, any character can show up in a fancy Mii Getup, even Katie... Maybe she should explore this concept a bit.

How it do newbie? If you have another thing to add feel free to post again unless no one's posted since your last post, then you can just edit it into your last post. And feel free to make a more legit intro here yo.

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It feels a bit long for one page (9-12 panels of pictures and text, but semi large) , but it could work. Just an idea as to why FE has so many fighters
Numbers and Qualifers
Samus looks at a manifiest
Samus: So Mario's Mushroom League gets seven
Link's Hyrule Cup gets five
PokeSeries get six. They're popular, but...

Cut to three figures
Why in the world does the Lords Cup have five with another on the way, half of which are copies of the same guy, while we only get ourselves.
Mac:shrugs
CF: Favoritism perhaps?

Lucina and Ike walk in
Lucina: Its hard enough to get a chance to go here, but you need to have some amount of Notability, fighting skill, originality, and qualifier championships
CF:Qualifiers? Wait, those are so easy that I forget they happen

Ike: Not for us. Continentals/Cross-worldly series and the League all take a toll after a while, as a mercenary, there's not much gold to be made either, so its mostly lords at the top, and Marth distrusts the officials after what happened to his wife, making her miss by one point an invitation, but usually there are so many eligible there is no choice but to take so many

Roy: Except me, even winning the second League they forced me out for lack of notability and clonelyness
Samus: When did you get here
Roy: Just won a qualifier against a purplish haired Pegasus Knight, I heard rumors that she punched someone out of an invitation, in sight of a famous outworld bounty hunter

Cut to CF and Lucina laughing
Mac: Shh. Look! A match is on.

Cut to small panel
Sees Caeda defeat Micaiah with one second before time is called on a TV

Ike: See what I mean? She as only lost three times to us five, ever, twice to Marth and once to Lucina, and Master Hand won't let her in. He says something like "We cannot let her in, it will tarnish our vision of FE having swords if we let her in, and she has too many jumps..." and way to many other excuses that it annoys Marth more than Roy ever could.

CF: If its so hard, why don't we hear about it?
Roy: You do, but most of us care about the Big One, this group, and besides, it is the only one other than Mario and Pokemon's competitions that get video sent in here
Samus: they couldn't possibly be bringing more to the fig...

Master Hand floats by, holds list, noticeable on to 'Invite List" Inkling, Caeda or Sumia, Saki, Merric, Issac, Sigurd, Kumatora or Paula, Random FE ax user, Waluigi, Lin or Eliwood, Samurai Goroh, etc. in same rotation, to the shock of Mac, disbelief of Falcon, and annoyance of Samus

Overeaters Nonymous:
Kirby Inhales Pac-Man and gains his Bonus Fruit ability. Goes to use it...only to eat the fruit and forget about the battle.

Slip And Slide And Smash:
We find the Smash manor in shambles as something moving extremely fast has busted through numerous walls and furniture in a straight line. At the end of the path of destruction we find Diddy Kong and Zelda standing over Sonic who is crumpled up against a wall.
ZELDA: "The banana peel gag is officially not funny anymore."

Hot Dog:
Duck Hunt Dog pees on Pac-Man's Fire Hydrant and laughs. Turns out to be Dire Hydrant or On-Fire Hydrant. Dog regrets his decision.

Daybreak Wind:
Wario goes around eating items for stamina. Eats all three pieces of the Dragoon. Rockets away off the screen. Alternatively assembles the Daybreak in his stomach for a truly earth shattering gas attack.

He'll Bezoar Tomorrow:
Yoshi eats Bayonetta. Lays an egg. Coughs up a hairball.

Old School Clown College/Junior Senior:
Bowser fights his son. Senior gets hit with a Poison Mushroom and shrinks down to Bowser Jr.'s size. The kid pushes the advantage and seems to have Bowser at his mercy.
BOWSER: "This seems like a great teachable moment..."
We then see Bowser Jr. running away on foot as shrunken Bowser uses the stolen Clown Car to run Junior down.
Alternatively this comic is setup when Bowser Jr grabs a Super Mushroom instead.

Zero Suits/Hampered:
Master Hand summons several fighters to battle.
MASTER: "Sheik!! Mario!! Shulk!! Zero Suit Samus!!"
Samus appears in full armor. Takes off her helmet. Has a whisper argument with Master Hand. Samus sighs in frustration and presses a button on her Power Armor to dismiss it. Next couple panels zoom in on the various pieces of her outfit. Rocket Boots. Paralyzer Gun. Baggy Sweater. Polka dotted shorts. Other fighters look at her questioningly.
SAMUS: "Ugh...it's laundry day."

considering how many teenage girls joined since Objectionable was made...

Going global
Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies.

Phoenix Wright on the phone doing is talk from the opening video, walking by at a map of Japan (name crossed out, saying United States of America above it), a missing poster of Gumshoeand a newspaper saying "Medium village turned into world's biggest hamburger restaurant!". Then he opens the cdoor and you see a room with a cage containing all the girls and Apollo in drag. Next to it is a huge poster listing 10 steps to turn all teengirls of the world into phoenix personal harem.

Tap Out/Fruit Looped:
Pac-Man knocks Dr. Mario out with an Apple. Knocks Ness aside with a Galaxian. Clobbers Alph with a Strawberry. KOs Villager with a Bell. Smash attacks Ryu, knocking him to the edge where he barely hangs on. Ryu looks up to see Pac-Man standing there with a Cherry in his hand.
RYU: "Touché, you yellow bastard."
Extra panel might have Pac-Man bringing out a Key and Ryu asking what it is.
PAC-MAN: "The Key to Victory."

ha ha, those are all brilliant.

(Untitled Bioshock comic)

There are splicers, and a big daddy for good measure, that are about to jump on top of Jack from all sides.
Jack immediately begins hacking a camera.
Everyone freezes in mid-air with some looking around and others starting a conversation.
A notice flashes across saying that the hack is complete.
Everyone immediately drops to the ground, some screaming in pain.
Jack backs away and the monitor detects everyone else in the vicinity.

Taxi-ation Without Representation:
Katie is lost in Lumiose City. She walks up to a cab driver.
KATIE: "Can you take me to the juice shop? I've been looking everywhere and I can't find it."
CAB DRIVER: "Sure."
Katie gets in the car. The cab driver backs up a few feet and stops. It turns out the juice bar is actually a few feet behind the cab.
CAB DRIVER: "That'll be $710."
KATIE: "HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

hooray another metal gear comic hooray!

I don't know if its been suggested yet with all these comics but basically "Col. Volgin has a serious staffing problem that he has trouble bringing up in interviews..."

"Basically its a tough thankless job defending those empty hallways."

"As a henchmen you're expected to work the long hours standing around guarding things, and if you're a boss you'll have to wait until sn.... eh heh heh Until a hero type does or doesn't show up. But when he does you'll fight him with your... powers."

"What did you say your power is again?"

"bees."