AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If Link's tunic is red, it protects him from fire. If it's blue, he breathes underwater. What about the other colors?
(for comedic reasons Link could fight Ganon in a tiedye shirt proclaiming he is invincible)

Well on the subject of Zelda I've been playing WWHD and I thought it was rather convenient that all those holes in the ceiling in the earth temple let light in so...

Link walking(perhaps with Medli) through hallway/using light thinking these holes are convenient.

Shows Lenzo and Vera breaking a hole in the ceiling.

Vera:Are you sure this is the boss room?

Lenzo:I don't know, but I have to get that legendary pictograph!

Anyway I have a lot of other ideas based on Lenzo like him getting a picture of Ganondorf and calling the dragon Vaati(however it's spelled) because it seems strange. They probably all suck or are unoriginal so oh well.

Boyd and Ike just finished a battle(and I guess the other shmucks are there too) and Boyd gets some sick nasty level up, while Ike gets dunked on.

Everyone decides that Boyd should be the leader since he is getting so much stronger than Ike.

Several chapters later, Rolf (the son of a shepherd!) is leading the group.

Red Letter Day:
Inkling arrives on scene to find opponent's ink all over. Realizes the Inkling opponent is moving through the ink. Tracks her until he realizes that the ink spell out a message in cursive.
DISTRACTION
Inkling pops out of the letter N to hit opponent with a roller.

Clean Streak / Mop n' Go:
Inkling travels through ink. Opponent brings down mop and soaks up ink. Tosses mop off cliff.

Fallout 4 comic idea;

Not Suited For This Mission

Sole Survivor Katie finds herself in a bind when her Power Armor's fusion core ran out in the middle of the Glowing Sea.

Katie: (after exiting her armor and popping some Rad-X) Dang it, not again!

Paladin Danse: you should consider stocking more fusion sores in situations like these.

Katie: Yeah? how many do you have on you?

Paladin Danse: Well, only one, but I- (notices Katie getting suspicous) uh..... (points to behind Katie) LOOK! DEATHCLAW!

Hair Plug:
Mario gets called into the bathroom because the shower drain is clogged. The clog is caused by hair which swirls and turns into a portal from which Bayonetta emerges. The various Smash characters are shocked. Except for Mario.
MARIO: "Still not the weirdest thing I've seen."
Hits Bayonetta with a plunger.

Selective Memory

Master Hand: I have gathered you here today to announce the latest residents of this fine establishment. They are Corn, Bayonetta,...
(Both introduce themselves)
Master Hand: And, Cloud.
(Introducing himself until Mario interrupts)
Mario: How could you let him in? Do you know who he is? He's the enemy.
Sonic: You don't remember anything beyond 15 years, do you?

Open Season

Both Bayonetta and Samus are having a conversion about their various bounties and adventures. Marth overhears and gets the idea to pull a prank on Pit, and possibly Dark Pit, by introducing him to Bayonetta. Comedy ensues.

Falcon Crush:
Bayonetta arrives in Smash. Captain Falcon is stunned by her beauty. He turns to Samus.
FALCON: "Sorry, Samus, but you've been replaced in my heart."
SAMUS: "Woe is me."
Alternative punchline...
SAMUS: "The last time I was in the heart of anything, it was a Queen Metroid, I blew it up from the inside with a Power Bomb."

Empty Shell:
Captain Falcon continues to try to woo Samus, who ignores his antics. Sonic and Dedede look on from a distance.
DEDEDE: "Is Samus ignoring him, or is he flirting with her empty Power Armor?"
SONIC: "I don't know which is the sadder possibility."
Zero Suit Samus walks by.
DEDEDE: "Well, does he know it's empty?"
SONIC: "Still don't know which is the sadder possibility."

Been playing a ton of fallout 4. In previous games id break my back loading up with guns and armor to sell... Now adhesive is more valuable to me than anything else in the wasteland. I'd sell one of my companions into slavery for an entire pallet of duct tape.

So, Comic Ideas. These rely on knowing that you can mass produce adhesive by making vegetable starch, which takes 3 each of corn, mutfruit, and tatos. This results in 5 adhesive, but you'll want to bulk produce it because armor/weapon upgrades take ALOT of glue.

The Sole Survivor is in Diamond City, picking all the mutfrit and tatos.

Diamond City Guard: Hey you there! Why are you taking all our crops?
Sole Survivor: I just need a bit more adhesive to make this beam splitter for my laser rifle!
DCG: And you need the ENTIRE city's crop for that?
SS: ...Yes?
Guard slaps handcuffs on Sole Survivor.

ALTERNATE VERSION:

1st panel: field of ruined crop of Corn, Mutfruit, and Tatos.
several Settlers: "Who took all our crops?!" "Was it radiers?" "Maybe the Gunners?"
Sole Suvivor: Yeah, i'm sure it was them. (He/She is dressed in highly upgraded armor, with a max upgraded gun from the waist up.)
Th camera pulls back to reveal a bunch of discarded Vegetable Starch tins and empty duct tape rolls by the SS's feet, and the Settlers glare at them. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Grindhouse:
Yoshi goes for a butt stomp. Below him at different levels are various sword wielders. Link uses his Spin Attack. Cloud uses his Finishing Touch. Metaknight does his Spinny Thing. Etcetera. Yoshi's remains fall to the ground. They look like green ground beef. Or green eggs and ham.

Cleanup
Inkling battle happens, several panels of a turf war.
Then Mario with Fludd shows up to clean away the ink.

Resource Management/Target Acquired/Air Superiority:
Samus begins a Target Blast stage. Looks around calmly as the timer runs down. Pinpoints all the targets. At 1 second remaining she walks up and puts out the fuse on the bomb with her fingers. Presses some buttons on her suit. Calls in her Gunship to annihilate the targets. Perfect score. Possibly have the other Smashers argue, only for Samus to reach for her controls again. They leave her alone.

So, this be my first post. I had a comic idea, but I'm not an artist, and I figured it'd match the style of this comic pretty well.

Gridlock

First/second row, three panels (one large left, two medium stacked right)
Left panel: undamaged sign of "welcome to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts", row of traffic somewhat visible in the background.
Top panel: closer view of two cars, lots of honking and traffic onomatopoeias.
Bottom panel:Zoomed in view of the two car's bumpers. Small "dink" as they collide.


Second row, two panels: zoomed in reaction faces for car drivers 1 & 2 (Oh Shii-/sigh.. I haven't decided which is funnier yet)

Third row, three panels (30/30/40 split)
First panel: both drivers throwing their doors open.
Second panel: slightly zoomed out view of them sprinting away (maybe yelling insurance info in a weirdly nice way? Like it is a common thing) The little red impending carsplosion symbol from fallout 4 pointing to each car.
Third panel: EXPLOSION! (Mushroom cloud)

Fourth row, one panel
Panel shows two burning cars and every single person in the row of traffic sprinting away from their cars, all with the red carsplosion symbol pointing to them.

Fifth?
Maybe something showing how used to it they all are? (5 rows seems like a lot of work, and the joke was already made, soooo...)

Anywho, long time reader who has never hit these forums before. Also my first foray into writing anything but fiction, so if it's awful, please just stare disapprovingly at your screens, guys. I'll feel your bitter disdain and rethink my ways.

I shall stare approvingly as I just love understated reactions in dangerous scenarios.
Welcome to Pie County, East Carolina.

Smash Hell:
Eight Smashers get into a fight on a large course like Palutena's Temple. Every fighter is bruised, broken, and exhausted. Samus launches Wario away. Waits for the KO. Never happens. Wario slams back down. Wario wobbles over to Samus and knocks her away. She bounces a dozen times before stopping. Entire fighting crew just gives up and falls over. Everyone still has three stock.