AWKWARD ZOMBIE

your idea is not going to be used considering that AZ is generally a G-rated thing

stop posting about piss. it's not funny, and it needs to end now.

The director of Metal Gear Solid 2 might disagree with you.
Poor Raiden got no sympathy.

wat

Sorry dude but you're no Hideo. Anyway don't push your urine fantasies on the forums thanks!

yeah its like whats the deal with the pee stuff ITS WEIRD

Did you know Latios and Latias can learn Fly, Surf, Waterfall, and Dive?

Steven: This is Latias, one of the Legendary Guardians of Hoenn. It's sensed your desire to protect this region, Katie. I think it wants to go with you on your adventures and help save the world!
Trainer Katie: Yay!
*five minutes later*
*Katie is wearing a swimsuit and shades and is doing surfboard tricks on Latias*.

Going off of the assumption that Cloud will keep his trailer's Japanese voice.


Language Carriers/(something punny and languagey):

Cloud enters the Smash Manor and is greeted by everyone.

Cloud waves, "Hey everyone."

Marth pushes himself ahead of the crowd, with Roy following, and exclaims, "I don't believe it! You speak Altean!"

Cloud gains a confused expression on his face, "No, this is Eastern Gaian."

Roy interrupts, "Wait, I thought the two of us were speaking Pheraean this whole time!"

Marth gets irritated and shoots a sharp glare at Roy, "Don't be daft! I've been speaking this language since long before I began my studies. I think I would know it when I hear it."

Scene cuts to Lucina and some other characters. Japanese text, preferably in vertical text boxes, are partially cut out of frame as someone asks Lucina if she has any idea what they're saying.

"I don't know, I never learned Old Ylissean."

Queen of the Ring/Battle Royal/Peachy Keen to Kill/Burst Mode/Shady Tactics:
Peach gets knocked down in a fight. As her opponent descends for the kill she attacks with her Up Special, jabbing them in the gut. She smiles and then opens the parasol.
SPLURT!
Peach floats down with her umbrella and holds it over her head as blood rains down.
PEACH: "Oh, did I win?"

Rustled Jimmies/Top That:
Trainer Katie walks into a Pokemon Center with her Vanilluxe. It has colored specks all over it. Another trainer comments on this.
NPC: "Why does your Vanilluxe have sprinkles on it?"
Trainer Katie and Pokemon both stare ahead traumatized. We flashback to see them battling a Pokemon that uses Explosion and misses. The debris lands on Vanilluxe.

Don't Press Her: Xenoblade Chronicles X (literal beginning of game spoilers if it matters)

Katie is being taken around BLADE headquarters by Elma and Lin who tell her about how AWESOME BLADE IS.

Elma: "This is the job board where you can take missions from BLADE. It's pretty important and you can take on tons of jobs and get lots of loot."

Lin: "If you join blade."

Elma: "NOT THAT WE'RE PRESSURING YOU TO JOIN BLADE, WE WANT YOU TO DECIDE ON YOUR OWN."

A Skell walks by and Lin goes all gaga over it.

Lin: "Aren't Skells cool!? There's only a limited amount of them so only people who pass a test can pilot them."

Elma: "You can only take the test if you're a part of BLADE."

Lin: "NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO. IT'S TOTALLY YOUR CHOICE."

They go to Armory Alley

Lin: "Here's some shops for gear you can use on your missions for BLA-"

Elma: "NOT THAT IT'S NOT YOUR CHOICE OR ANYTHING."

Back at the barracks

Secretary Nagi: "So now that you've had the tour, what do you say about joining BLADE?"

Elma: "SECRETARY NAGI PLEASE DO NOT PRESSURE KATIE INTO JOINING BLADE."

Nagi: "R-right. Of course. Anyways, what is your choice?"

Everyone stares expectantly at Katie, obviously anxious for her to say yes.

I was really tempted to say no but I expected a "You read the Toad Ghost's diary on the Excess Express" scenario from TTYD to happen and have everyone be mad at you or have a game over and I can't DISAPPOINT PEOPLE.

If we're gonna tackle Xenoblade X, i feel the soul voices need to be addressed...

-party is fighting an enemy, guns blazing. panels show the party opening fire, another shows enemy being hit-
"NOW! MELEE ATTACKS!"
-panel zooms out to show enemy is a giant flying unit several feet in the air, party is tiny specks on the ground below-
"....seriously!?"

That or the fact that depending on your choice in voice, you can say some pretty jarring things.

When I started the game and Elma was all stoic about the crash and all that, I couldn't help but bust up laughing when 5 seconds later my character said "If I were any cooler, they'd use me as a fridge."

Diabolus ex Machina:
Katie catches Rotom and reads its pokedex entry.
POKEDEX: "Its electric-like body can enter some machines and take control in order to make mischief."
"Rotom was sent to the PC!"
At the pokemon center we can see Rotom possessing the PC and terrorizing the pokemon center's inhabitants.

Free Bird:
Cloud arrives at Smash Manor on a Chocobo. Is greeted by the crew. Samus charges through the crowd and knocks Cloud off of the Chocobo. Pulls off the reins and harness.
SAMUS: "Run!! Fly free!!"
Chocobo looks down at Samus. Scratches itself.
CHOCOBO: "WARK!!"
Cloud speaks up from ground.
CLOUD: "So, hello. Yes, I AM the new fighter, I figured we'd at least wait till I unpacked my duffelbag."
Alternatively : "So, hello. Yes I am the new fighter and I deeply regret my green decision to not arrive here on motorbike."

Choc Full of Nuts:
Cloud arrives on a Chocobo and jumps off to meet the fighters. Samus and Falco mistake the Chocobo for Cloud.
FALCO: "You must be Cloud. Welcome to the game."
CHOCOBO: "WARK!!"
SAMUS: "So...judging by your conversational skills...you're another Pokemon?"

For MGS 3 Shenanigans:

1. Commentary on Shagohod's Rocket Science. That thing sounds so silly.

2. Granin meeting snake from Granin's POV...i.e. tripping balls. It is the 60's.

3. There's that one ladder where when you climb it it takes a good daisies long time AND it plays Snake Eater for some reason. It makes no sense to me. Freaks me out still. That ladder needs a comic.

4. The waiting room for the medic from all the guys who have gotten bizarre injuries(But still alive) in the game. Featuring Ocelot with a TIRE TREAD on his FACE. How does he explain that to a doctor?

MGS 2:

Raiden talks to Pliskin.

"How did you get here?"

Flashback: Solid Snake arrives on the Big Shell. He has to crawl through that big pile of bugs All kinds of ick.

Back to Pliskin. Serious look on his face.

"A Navy Chopper..."