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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:29 am 
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Star Bitter:
Luma and Rosalina sit around the house eating Star Bits out of a candy dish. Wario wanders by and grabs a handful to eat. Bites down and runs out of the room crying as his mouth bleeds. Rosalina calmly grabs a Star Bit, puts it in her mouth, and shatters it with her teeth with no issue. Stares blankly ahead. Possibly have Kirby and Yoshi visiting Dr. Mario with Wario after similar experiences trying to eat Honey flavored galactic crystals of extraterrestrial origin.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:57 am 
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Hey! first time here.
So you know how in FEA If you want to make Chrom marry Olivia you need to get her to dance for him like a million turns in chapter 11, since after that, Chrom marries off.

The idea is Gangrel and his platoon waiting a long time for them to fight, night falls and he's wondering why the shepherds aren't aproaching and keeps staring at the distance. Gangrel asks one of his close units "what are they even doing!?" "I think they are... dancing, sir."
Cut to Chrom, perfectly immobile and with a rustled-off face the whole time at the front of the rest of the shepherds (equally still and with serious faces) in one panel. and the same panel next, but with Olivia dancing around Chrom.

I thought of this after suffering through that a couple tries, since the dancing i did wasn't enough to get them to marry. I thought "what would Gangel be thinking the whole time, just waiting there, at this climatic war?" It probably sucks, but I wanted it to be used if it's liked!

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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All Quiet on the Western Front
Venom Snake is pinned down by Quiet. "Boss, Quiet is a deadly assassin! Be careful!"
Venom Snake puts on a riot shield on his back and calls in for resupplies. He's facing us; we can see Quiet in the distance shooting bullets that plink off the shield, and a box that crushes her and knocks her out.
Venomgoes to kill her, is stopped by Ocelot saying "Don't kill her, her skills could be valuable to us."
Snake looks exasperated.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:24 pm 
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Citizen SOLDIER/Chance of Cloud:
Cloud Strife arrives at the Smash mansion. There's a hundred jokes to be made. Everyone becomes inexplicably slightly more depressed just before he arrives. Samus flirts with the blonde, alien cell infected mercenary. Super Sonic admires his hair. Etc.
MARIO: "Great to have you join us, let me grab your bag."
CLOUD: "Thanks, that's very nice."
ROY: "Let me grab your surfboard!!"
CLOUD: "That's not a surf..."
*slice*
Mario goes to get his Dr. outfit.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Omnithea wrote:
Citizen SOLDIER/Chance of Cloud:
Mario goes to get his Dr. outfit.


But I thought it was already established Dr. Mario and Mario are two different characters in Smash Manor.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:23 pm 
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Smash Bros. Ltd:
Lucario takes a beating from Cloud and then powers up due to the damage. He blows Cloud across the stage with an attack.
LUCARIO: "Heh..."
Cloud lights up as his Limit Break takes hold. They clash in an epic manner. Roy and Luigi are battered on the sidelines.
ROY: "No fair. When people hit me I just bleed."

Sword Gorn/Blade Bonanza/Blade Buddies/Infinity Blades:
Cloud's Buster Sword leaves the other blade wielders feeling inadequate.
ZELDA: "You guys can't really be intimidated by something so stu...."
IKE: "I'M NOT INTIMIDATED!!"
Ike runs over to Cloud's sword and struggles to lift it over his head.
Cloud enters the room wearing his Buster Sword.
CLOUD: "You guys seen my...!"
Ike is actually attempting to lift the Fusion Swords. Accidentally hits the release switch. Swords fly everywhere. Ike is in the center of the bloody scene holding one of the seven component swords over his head. The other six have embedded themselves in various targets.
IKE: "T...told'ya I could lift it."

Alternative quick delivery could just have Cloud handing the Fusion Swords over to one of the others and neglecting to tell them of its release switch.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Move

This one's a Fire Emblem Awakening one. The Avatar is explaining to Sully and Kellam: "If you Pair Up, both of you move at the speed of the faster unit!"
Possibly have a diagram here showing one unit hopping on the other's horse.
Kellam asks, "But how am I supposed to ride with Sully in my heavy armor?"
(thinking happens, then Sully looks at Kellam in his armor. "Hmmm..." she says, sizing him up.)

Final panel shows Sully riding at top speed. She is towing Kellam, who is rolling behind her; his armor is whirling like a hamster ball!


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Ike and Cloud are trying to lift each other's swords. Marth asks them why they're having so much trouble when they both swing around heavy swords one handed.
Cloud: "Obviously I can't lift a sword smaller than me!"
Ike: "I can only lift legendary stone swords!"


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Since Katie is going through MGS...

MGS 3:

First Panel is Ocelot and Snake's first meeting in MGS in wide.

"Special Operations FOXHOUND..."

2nd Panel: Flips the Gun up. Shutters like static on a TV.

"REVOLV...UH..."

3rd Panel: He's going Transparent like Marty McFly.

"AHHH!!!!"

4th Panel: He's Disappeared. Snake and Kenneth Baker(The Armstech President strapped with C-4) have Question Marks over their heads.

5th Panel: "40 Years before..."

6th Panel: Naked Snake puts a gun to the head of Ocelot's unconscious form at the beginning of the game.

"Sorry Pal, no witnesses..."


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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MGS

First Panel: Snake is standing in the Metal Gear Control Room. He looks exasperated.

"Okay Snake, now you have to go someplace warm...what about the BLAST FURNACE?"

"Octacon, are you saying I'm going to have to run all across this base to disarm this Railgun nuke?"

"You got any better ideas?"

Second Panel: Snake looks at REX.

Third Panel: Snake grins.

Fourth Panel: Subtitle "An Hour Later" Liquid and Ocelot are back in the Control.

"What do mean he's disappeared? Where could be possibly..."

Fifth Panel: Rex pivots in place, tears through the glass, aiming the Railgun in Liquid's face.

Sixth panel: CU on Snake in the Cockpit: "Who's got the Railgun now, huh?"

Seventh Panel: Liquid is cartoonishly bone white with his hands up.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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MGS

Snake is in an Alaskan Bar with his dogs somewhere. On the TV, George Sears is elected President. Victory Speech.

George Sears aka Solidus Snake looks exactly the same as Solid Snake.

Snake takes looks at the TV.

Snake shakes his head, "Nah..."


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Dry Humor:
Bowser sends out waves of his minions.
BOWSER: "Only in death do we rest!!"
His Koopa Troopas give out a battle cry and rush out to fight Mario. Those same Koopa Troopas are seen later in a near identical scene but now they're Dry Bones.
BOWSER: "Just kidding!!"

Wet Stone/Blood From a Stone:

Cloud (or other sword wielding fighter) goes after Kirby. Kirby turns into his Stone form to defend himself. Cloud waits. Sharpens his sword on Kirby. Checks his watch. Raises his sword over his head. Kirby starts sweating as his form reverts.

Spiked/Hair Ball:
Kirby goes after Cloud in battle. Sucks him in.
SAMUS: "Careful, Kirby, you'll cut yourself on his..."
We see Kirby ingest Cloud, sword and all, and then wince and start to choke.
SAMUS: "...hair."

Limits:

Cloud grabs the Smash Ball and unleashes his Omnislash Version 6 using his Fusion Swords. After his big elaborate display, his opponent is left on the ground impaled by seven blades as Cloud poses dramatically. Slice-happy Meta-Knight, relentlessly evil Ganondorf and pose-prone Marth look at him in disgust.
GANONDORF: "Dude, tone it down."

Quiet Time:
Venom Snake approaches Quiet. She looks panicked and signals for him to stop moving. She begins to play a game of charades to explain to him that there is a tank/cobra/other dangerous thing about to kill him. Makes a stabbing motion.
SNAKE: "Stab? You want to stab? Wound? Shank?"
Quiet gives a thumbs up and holds her hand to her ear.
SNAKE: "Sounds like shank? Frank? Drank? Dank? Tank?"
Quiet gives the double thumbs up. A tank lands on Snake.

Alternative delivery has Quiet using Morse Code over the radio to signal Snake but he deciphers it too late. Alternative alternative delivery has Quiet unleash a barrage of gunfire at Snake's feet from her sniper position to spell out something.

Buff:
Various sword wielders in Smash are shown polishing, sharpening, maintaining their blades. Lucina is using a cloth. Roy is using a whetstone. Marth is using a blowdryer on his. Cloud is using a floor buffer on his Buster Sword.

Forecast:
Mario gets a letter announcing that the Smash Bros. are getting an addition to the roster.
MARIO: "Seems we're expecting the arrival of a Cloud..."
Peach imagines a happy anthropomorphic cloud.
MARIO: "...Strife."
Peach imagines a dark and rainy anthropomorphic cloud.

Natural Enemies:
Trainer Katie leaves Snorlax and Vanilluxe at the Daycare together. Comes back to only one Pokemon.

Ice Dream:
Gengar uses Dream Eater on Vanilluxe. Gets an icecream headache.

Silhouette of a Mon:
Who's that Pokemon?
We see the silhouette of a Klefki, or other highly recognizable small Pokemon.
It's Kecleon!!
Kecleon moves forward, showing that it's camouflaged to have a black silhouette and the background color on its skin.

Doggie Delinquent:
Dogmeat learns to retrieve items, including Chems. Gets addicted. Possibly have it grab a pack of pills that dissolve in its mouth before Katie can grab them. Or gets a taste after starting on Stimpaks.

Woolen Shocks:
A Mareep stands in the tall grass grazing. Venomoths keep approaching to nibble at it's wool and bask in its light. The Venomoths keep getting shocked and knocked back. A Pokemon Ranger sits in a lawn chair nearby, drinking a beer.
RANGER: "Nature is amazing."

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Omnithea wrote:
Forecast:
Mario gets a letter announcing that the Smash Bros. are getting an addition to the roster.
MARIO: "Seems we're expecting the arrival of a Cloud..."
Peach imagines a happy anthropomorphic cloud.
MARIO: "...Strife."
Peach imagines a dark and rainy anthropomorphic cloud.

Couldn't that just be Mallow? :P

Post Traumatic Smash Disorder (because I couldn't think of a better name):
it starts off with a fight between Cloud, Palutena/Zelda and Link in a normal Smash fight.
Link jumps up in the air and does his down air attack towards Palutena/Zelda.
Cloud sees this, his eyes go wide, he curls into a fetal position as a thought bubble with Aeris appears above his head.
Alternatively, he quickly charges into Link and just beats on him mercilessly.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:00 am 
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Rough Romance/Sparks Fly:
Trainer Katie leaves her Garchomp and Druddigon at the Daycare. The two gaze lovingly at each other. As Katie walks away embarrassed she hears a rhythmic scraping sound. Goes red faced and starts hurrying away. From off panel sparks fly from the friction and the Daycare catches fire. Katie starts hurrying even faster.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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The joke for comic Repellant:
The main character (Ruby, I suppose) pisses on the large boulder. Boulder open it's eyes revealing itself to be a large, angry (rustled off!) pokemon.
The main meat of the joke is a word play. Word "rustled" would be the name of the edit, action of the player character and the state of the angry pokemon both physically and mentally.

I was able to make first frame but failed to continue. Though I reused the frame for another edit, so a pop flyin' ending there.

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