AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Take the awkwardness of Grudge Match, and put it on a larger scale.

Slayer Moon:
Trainer Katie seeks out a forbidden level of Hatching Power from Mr. Bonding. He warns against its use. Katie activates it. The moon splits in two and Arceus flies out of the rubble.
Alternatively the doomsday scenario is reached when a bunch of Trainers accidentally send Hatching Power to the same friend at the same time.

Here's an idea for a comic

Samus is asking people in the Smash house if they've seen her suit.
She goes to Master Hand's office to see if he can help.
She opens the door to see Master Hand playing with the suit like a kid and Crazy Hand doing the same with ROB.

A phenomenally horrible Smash Bros idea.
Ruled Out
Marth walks into wherever the smashers live (I'm guessing it's an apartment).
Marth: "Guys, I demand more respect from you. After all, I am the ruler of Altea."
Rosalina: "You rule a kingdom? Well, I rule the galaxies."
Palutena: "Well, I rule a universe."
Master Hand: "Well, I rule multiple universes."
As the smashers argue they hear a loud tapping sound. They look at the fourth wall to see Katie tapping on the screen.
Katie: "Just making sure you remember your places."

Pick Me Up:
Trainer Katie drags her Linoone who has fainted through a variety of terrain. Linoone keeps picking up Revives. Katie takes them, puts them in her backpack and keeps going.

Stabby Evolves Into Injector:
Koffing coalesces out of smog and smoke and is pursued by Trainers. Muk emerges out of a polluted pond while Scientists observe. A Garbodor hops out of an overfilled trashcan to the delight of a Breeder. A new Pokemon emerges from medical waste with syringes for appendages and bandages for skin.
TRAINER: "All right!! It's not cute anymore!!"

No idea if this will EVER be seen but I had an amazing idea for a strip...

Concept is in regards to Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain... This idea MAY contain spoilers so be warned....


So when you go to infiltrate an area I always like to scan the soldiers and mark ones I want to fulton out to increase Mother Bases resources. A and up I usually mark, then will either choke them out or sleep dart them. Whatever... others I usually just kill off.... which lead to the idea of the comic. Ahem....

So three guards are around a fire when suddenly the one looks up and is like, dude you have an H floating above your head... then looks a the other and say, you have am I... what the hell, do I have one, Tries to look up and see then drops dead. Meanwhile other two guards get shocked then are suddenly fultoned into the air while Snake looks pleased with himself.... This idea has been in my head since I played MGSV and I would love to see ANYONE with some artistic skill do it but I think it would look amazing in Katie's style....


That is all, I will not leave this topic to wither and die...

Well I've been playing TF2 and I always thought it was funny that as Medic if you were using the Crusaders Crossbow you could heal people by shooting them so this is how it goes I guess.

Random other player covered in blood and wounds: Medic! Please help!

*Shows medic loading bolt + next panel shoots

*Shows player with bolt sticking out of his face, all healed giving a thumbs up.

That's been done before by Nerd Rage, unfortunately, and you know some sourpuss is going to complain about it.

Speaking of TF2, maybe have a class get shot. They run back to base calling for Medic and a Heavy offers his nice, fresh sandwich right out of his cooler. The class takes it and holds it on their wound.

Because.... cold things on wounds, and sandwiches don't heal you? I don't know.

Cosmic Collateral:
Trainer Katie gets a phone call.
COZMO: "Champion Katie!! We have another space crisis on our hands!! Meteors of immense size and power our striking all over Hoenn. We can't find the source and need you to investigate!!"
KATIE: "Huh..."
Flashback to Katie soaring around on Latios while summoning Draco Meteor on flocks of bird Pokemon.

Fissure Price:
Trainer Katie's Machamp takes on another Trainer's Ferroseed.
OPPONENT: "You can do it Ferroseed, I believe in you!!"
Machamp uses Fissure. The Ferroseed get swallowed by the earth and defeated. Trainer Katie walks away from devastated opponent. A flower grows from where the Pokemon was buried.

Breed Cruelty:
Trainer Katie defeats the Baby Pokemon of a Breeder.
KATIE: "Your Pokemon haven't evolved yet? They're level 50!! What kind of monster are you?"
The Breeder pours a Lemonade on a fainted Azurill till it wakes up, stuffs it into a pocket, and walks away.

Choosy/Choose & Lose/Choosy Trainers Choose Chance:
Trainer Katie encounters and captures a Shiny Eevee. Jumps and dances for joy. Reaches into her bag and pulls out some Evolutionary Stones. Then puts them away to run towards a Moss Rock. Looks back and sees an Ice Rock. Looks at the three Evolutionary Stones again. Looks at a Poke Puff. Looks at the sun. Looks at the moon. Looks at Massage Therapist. We later see her skeleton still standing where she was, unable to choose.

Smash and/or Pokemon Comic:
Katie orders Charizard to use Rock Smash
Charizard proceeds to easily destroy the boulder, then a pebble from the boulder hits Charizard in the eye.
Charizard faints instantly with serious injuries, with the pop up of "It's super effective!"

Other Pokemon Comics
Katie pulls out the Pokenav and tries to call a trainer, calls the wrong one. She then keeps trying over and over again with no use, getting even more frustrated, unsuccessful calls continue for the entire day. Cue Rotom jumping out of the Pokenav at the very end, Katie chases after it in rage.

Rotom essentially possessing any Machine Pokemon like Metagross, completely reversing the entire battle against Steven.

Flashback to Katie in Unova, sees that Mistralton City is a large city with airplanes and such. Cut back to present where paranoid Katie is flying extremely low and slow on her Pokemon, saying "Alright. Take this VERY slowly and carefully."

That Rotom joke; maybe have Rotom possess a Pokeball and make it unable to open.
Katie sends out Rotom. Enemy trainer sends out their Pokemon, but the Pokeball doesn't open. Trainer gives cheddar (since they've pretty much forfeit), cue Rotom popping out of the Pokeball.

I have an idea, but I don't know how best to execute it.

It occurred to me, while playing the 100 Mario challenge in Mario Maker, that when you beat a stage, Mario says "Mario number one!"

But plenty of Marios could have already died; he could be Mario #36, but he always says "Mario number one!"

There's a joke in there somewhere, I know there is, I just don't know how to write that joke...

How about this.... Mario beats the level and says "Mario number one!" But then ANOTHER Mario shows up and says "Mario number one!" And the first Mario looks over and says "uhmmm, who are you?" Then an argument between the two start up about who is the real Mario all the while other Mario's are showing up... it then concludes with Luigi showing up dressed like the highlander and chops all the Marios heads off and proclaims! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! LUIGI IS NUMBER ONE NOW!

*Metal Gear Theme*

"Punished Snake"
comic panel1: Snake in pequod
comic text1: "Ocelot: Snake you should return to motherbase once in a while... See how things have changed..."
cp2: snake in pequod landing on motherbase
ct2: choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa
cp3: epic dismount, DD runs up
ct3: D'awwwwwwwwww so cute
cp4: Ocelot doing a ridiculous D'AWW face / Snake just looks mean
ct4: SNAKE: "DD! Quiet."
cp5: DD is heart broken, and Miller is yelling at the boss as they walk off
cp6: Ocellot tries to console a clearly emotionally destroyed DD, boss climbs back in the chopper

"Date Tranq"
cp1: Guard: (!)
cp2: Snake: (!)
cp3: (reflex mode!)
ct3: Nooooooooooooooooo ffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii..... *tranq sound*
cp4: guard: zzz...
cp5: Snake thinks to himself...
cp6: Snake laying on top of a guard in an anime box


"the one thing you can't extract"
cp1: snake riding D-walker
cp2: VRRRRRRRRRRR*extraction noises* (Snake fulton cannon extracts a guard from off panel) walker combo (orange wormhole)
cp3: VRRRRRRRRRRR*extraction noises* (Snake FC extracts a jeep )(guard trying to get out before he gets worm-hole'd)
cp4: VRRRRRRRRRRR*extraction noises* (Snake FC extracts a tank)
cp5: VRRRRRRRRRRR*extraction noises* (Snake FC extracts a chopper)
CP6: "Boss extract yourself from the hot zone" VRRRRRRRRRRR right over a sand dune

"the phantom pain"
cp1: punished snake marking targets
cp2: shuffle shuffle snake lining up his shot
cp3: snake falls off a cliff lands on dd "aaaarrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!"
cp4: snake dies
cp5: BOSS!? BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

"paternity test"
OCELOT: We don't even know if he's your kid bos..
ELI: I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU ARE MY REAL DAD
BOSS: (◕︿◕✿)
(ELI STEALS Sahelanthropus)
EMMERICH: (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु (sobbing)
(then they torture Huey with acid and a car battery)