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From a Different Angler/Something Fishy/Anger Fishues:
Trainer Katie is trying to fish for Pokemon with no luck. Her timing is off and she keeps missing the Pokemon. She progressively gets angrier until a Pokemon bites and she yanks as hard as she can. There's a ripping sound and she winds up with a Pokemon skull attached to her Fishing Rod. Another Pokemon Trainer fishing nearby looks at her with horror. Katie nervously smiles.
KATIE: "Oh...look...I caught a fossil..."

To decrease the horror of this comic we might replace the entire skull with just the teeth of the Pokemon in question.

Fly Fishing:
Trainer Katie fishes for Water Pokemon. Gets bored and looks up. Ties the end of her line to a Balloon and fishes in the sky. Catches bird Pokemon until she gets a hold of something big enough to drag her away.

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Make a Choice:

Here's a Dragon Age idea (in general, but you should use characters from Inquisition): You have to make a decision of some importance and you turn to three of your fellows to see their opinions. One strongly wants you to do a thing, one strongly does not want you to do a thing, and one is pretty neutral on the matter.


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Check It and See/Unexpected Values:
Trainer Katie hands over a wad of cash to another Trainer. The Trainer holds a Seviper by the neck and tail and squeezes it like a spice weasel towards Katie's Camerupt. It coughs repeatedly.
KATIE: "Thanks for the Pokerus!!"
Katie is later seen with a doctor excitedly awaiting test results with Camerupt.
DOCTOR: "You've caught..."
The doctor squints at the clipboard while Katie shakes with excitement.
DOCTOR: "Norovirus."

Hot Blooded/Fever Licking Good/Eruptions:
Trainer Katie successfully infects her Camerupt with the Pokerus. Takes it to the doctor.
DOCTOR: "Yup, that's a classic presentation of Pokerus. You can expect increased EVs, faster growth, better battle results..."
Katie high fives Camerupt.
DOCTOR: "...fever..."
Katie realizes that it's getting really hard to stand near her Pokemon.
DOCTOR: "...hallucinations..."
Camerupt looks over at Katie, sees a banana split. Licks her.
DOCTOR: "...and, of course, burning discharge."

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You know, I just realized that Katie has featured every single Smash or Mario character except for Rosalina. That's weird. Is there no comic potential for her, or... ?


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Easy cheddar

(A Link Between Worlds) Link discovers he can collect the rupee drawings on the wall when he's in painting form. Final panel just shows him painting a bunch of gold rupees on the wall.


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Wait, things other than Metal Gear exist this month?
(don't worry, I'll avoid plot spoilers)


Summon De Horse
Panel 1: Big Boss looks at his destination indicator. It's really far away.
Panel 2: Big Boss looks at his horse's indicator. It's also really far away, in some other direction.
Panel 3: Big Boss takes a big breath and holds his fingers in a 'C' shape in front of him, about to whistle.
Panel 4: D-Horse is already standing immediately adjacent when Boss whistles.



Portal Problems
Miller: Boss, we just finished development on the new Wormhole Fulton system. It can pick up anything you want; soldiers, gun emplacements, even shipping containers.
Snake: Send me one, I'll try it out.
*two minutes later, Snake is sprawled on the ground in the Aperture Science lab, having fallen out of one of Chell's portals*



Propaganderp
Miller: Boss, you can attach posters to your cardboard box to fool the enemy. They'll salute and continue walking past a saluting soldier, or you can lure them into CQC range with pinup models.
Snake: But then, what if I... hmmmm...
*cut to Snake hiding in a box that says "Vote Liberal!" (or something about politics/religion/abortion/feminism/something polarizing) and all the enemies are fighting each other*



Never Lived it Down
Ocelot: That's a Kurakul Sheep. Some are raised for their meat, but... keep your appetite in check.
*later* Ocelot: That's a Mountain Goat. Some are butchered for their meat, but don't you go eating one.
*later* Ocelot: That's a scorpion. I don't need to tell you not to eat that, do I?
Snake: That was ONE TIME!



Product Displacement
Snake: Kaz, I need an extraction for me and the horse, but I'm pinned down; I can't get to any of the Landing Zones. I'm going to use a fulton balloon.
Miller: Negative, Boss. You'll have to be more creative than that to avoid using your Apple Walkman.
*Snake ponders for a moment*
*Soon, Snake is riding through the sky on D-Horse, who is standing atop a tank, which is being carried by a fulton balloon. Snake is wearing shades and a Deal With It face*
(bonus points if the horse also has shades and a cigar*



Avoiding Detection
*Snake is crawling around on the ground, when a guard notices him. Que exclamation point and "VWING!" sound*
*Snake tranqs him in the face, and he falls over, asleep*
*another guard notices the sleeping one; Snake tranqs him too*
*yet another guard notices that one*
*Eventually, Snake has followed a mile-long train of guards who noticed the last one suddenly fall asleep*



Be Cruel to be Kind
Miller: Boss, your new Bionic Hand upgrades will allow you to deliver a devastating punch if you press the CQC button while sprinting. It will knock out anything you hit.
Ocelot: Another thing, boss. An NGO is paying us to capture- alive- any local wildlife and extract them out of the combat zone. Obviously, no wild animal is going to let you just walk up and attach a fulton balloon to it, so you'll want to knock it out w-
*Snake haymaker's a sheep in the face*
Ocelot: ...With your tranquilzer gun. Or, that works too, I guess... Even if it's exactly what we're being paid to prevent...
Snake: *Heroism +30* *GMP +12000* 8)


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They Live:
Katie downloads Pokemon Go and starts hunting. Her phone passes over someone she knows, briefly revealing them as a Pokemon to her vision. She moves the phone back to them only to see they're normal. Katie prepares a Pokeball to capture what is clearly a Zoroark disguised as Norrin.

Alternatively everyone seen through the app has Ditto eyes.

Deez Guys:
Katie journeys across the world for years and returns home with her Pokemon Go app almost completed. She's tired, travel worn, and sporting a beard. Her Pokedex lacks three entries. She gives up and collapses on the couch. One of cats has Ditto eyes. Kecleon is color coded to match her coat. Norrin is sporting Zoroark features.

Have Your Cake and Beat It:
Mario and his party defeat the wedding cake at Booster's ceremony.
MARIO: "What was that?"
MALLOW: "Maybe the cake was haunted?"
GENO: "It was made thirty minutes ago! Who haunts food?"
Earlier...
STRIPPER: "Are you sure I should get in the cake before you bake it?"
CHEF: "Oui?"
STRIPPER: "I don't..."
MINION: "That's French for yes."
Minion pushes stripper into cake. Chef fires up oven.

Out of Sight/Steel Chairs:
Roy gets hit with Mega Man's Final Smash and gets sucked into a black hole filled with Mega Man's allies.
ROY: "Where am I? Who are those guys?"
After getting hit by four different versions of Mega Man he's trounced by various other Mega Man side characters and then wailed on by the entire cast of Marvel Vs Capcom. He falls out of the portal a wreck. He looks up at Master Hand floating above the battle wearing a whistle.
ROY: "Didn't you see that?"
HAND: "See what?"

Alternative Ending:
ROY: "That new guy doesn't play fair."
HAND: "Aren't you the new guy?"

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Safe To Remove Pokemon:

Panel 1:
Trainer Katie is transferring from a PC to some pokeballs, some random guy is standing next to the PC with a nametag "Bill"
Bill: Isn't the PC pokemon storage system great? It makes pokemon handling so much easier!
Katie: Uh... yeah. And check out my new magnetic belt clips, should make pokeballs easier to get at.
Bill: Neat!

Panel 2:
Trainer Katie is ouside and in a battle. She is standing with an outstreched arm holding an opened pokeball and has a very distraught look on her face. Nothing but a wisp of smoke is coming out of the pokeball and a message saying "your pokedata has been corrupted". Any other pokeballs on the belt have smaller wisps of smoke coming out of them too.


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Iron Reaver/Wrought and Souled/Different Calibers:
Pac-Man grabs a Power Pellet and attacks the other fighters. He eats the soul of each one he bites. They fall over pale and lifeless as their eyes fly away. He's unstoppable. Until R.O.B. and MegaMan stand in his way.

A Tail of Leaving/Miles to Go:
Tails gets a phone call. Tears up as he listens.
TAILS: "What do you mean fired?"
Sonic is shown on the other end of the phone call holding a Tanooki Leaf he found while Smashing.
SONIC: "Your services are no longer required."

Final Four:
Mega Man unleashes his Final Smash and sucks his enemies into a portal. He appears with his three allies to launch their attack. And then Captain Falcon comes through in his Blue Falcon and runs them over.

Alternate Extended Ending:
MASTER HAND: "And that's why we don't allow two Smash Balls into the stage at once. Well, that and the Kaiju incident..."
Last panel shows Giga Bowser battling Mega Mac with buildings collapsed all around.

Maintain/King of All Trades/Smash Talk:

Roy is complaining and roughed up.
ROY: "I just did six matches in a row. Why do I have to do so much work? Where's Mario? He hasn't fought in forever. Is he off jetsetting to his six other jobs riding go-karts and playing boardgames?"
Mario is actually standing behind him holding a plunger and wrench. Roy realizes Mario's behind him and gets startled.
MARIO: "Got the toilets reseated and unclogged, shower's not leaking anymore."
Mario polishes his wrench. Roy looks down ashamed.
MARIO: "Ever been to Brooklyn, kid?"
ROY: "No, sir."
MARIO: "Don't. You'll get your ass kicked."

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Final four makes so much sense

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Jump Off a Cliff:
Trainer Katie battles a horde of Geodudes with one of her own. One of them uses Self-Destruct. And then another and another until there's only one left. He looks around nervously, and then explodes. Katie coughs from the dust and then collects her battered Pokemon.
KATIE: "Let that be a lesson to you, little guy, never give in to peer pressure."

Soul Eater/To the Victor/Giant Mistake/Tall Lander:
Dovahkaatie gets in a tussle with a Giant and a Dragon at the same time. The Giant lands a massive blow and kills the Dragon. Katie watches the Dragon Soul begin to emerge and stands ready.
KATIE: "Hah, you'll regret that!!"
The Dragon Soul flies past Katie and is absorbed by the Giant instead who begins to glow ominously. The Giant unleashes a massive series of Shouts while Katie flees in fear.

Golden Victory/The Great Hold:

A man in Termina goes to the bathroom. Unzips but then looks startled. And waits...and waits. Gets redder and redder in the face and gets a pained expression. A slight change of perspective allows us to see the giant face of the Moon staring at him from the sky. The Moon is pushed away by the Giants and suddenly the man breathes a sigh of relief.

Sizzle Fake
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Trainer Katie wakes up in bed in her Secret Base to pleasant smells.
KATIE: "Who cooked me breakfast?"
She looks over to see Tepig and Torchic just sitting there sizzling. Katie goes back to bed.
KATIE: "Nevermind."
For added visual humor include the two Pokemon eating berries with Tepig biting down on a Leppa Berry.

Suppose It Or Eat It:
Dr. Mario is performing a checkup on Sonic.
MARIO: "Everything seems in order. You just need a vitamin and..."
Sonic's not listening and is already running off. Dr. Mario looks annoyed. Winds up with the Mega Vitamin, takes aim at Sonic's rapidly moving behind. We hear Sonic yelp off screen.
MARIO: "Next time stick around long enough to take it orally."

Vital Throw/Does a Body Something:
Ganondorf gets hit by a Mega Vitamin from Dr. Mario in battle. Then another, then another. Ganondorf wobbles, bruised and stunned.
GANONDORF: "Hey...at least my sniffles are gone."
Dr. Mario uppercuts him off the stage.

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Omnithea wrote:
Alternate Extended Ending:
MASTER HAND: "And that's why we don't allow two Smash Balls into the stage at once. Well, that and the Kaiju incident..."
Last panel shows Giga Bowser battling Mega Mac with buildings collapsed all around.


spin-off comic idea
Master Hand is typing something and has glasses on one of his fingers. Roy walks in to ask a question
Roy: Hey Master Hand, why do you only allow one Smash Ball at a time?
Cut to a battle between Little Mac and others. Little Mac breaks a Smash Ball and turns into Giga Mac.
Another Smash Ball appears; Giga Mac breaks it and turns into Giga-er Mac. His design resembles something out of Akira. A character Mac was fighting yells "LITTLE MAAAAAAAAAC" as Giga-er Mac's body continues to expand, filling up most of the panel.
Cut back to the room with Master Hand and a terrified Roy. "That's why."

also another comic idea
Roy's Our Boy
Roy is depressed, sitting on stairs and crying.
Roy: A bloo bloo bloo! (those are crying onomatopoeia) No-one understands me! No-one wants me here! Why did I even come back?
Lilina goes to comfort him.
Lilina: There there. There's lots of people who like having you back!
Shanna pops up.
Shanna: Yeah, you have lots of adoring fans!
Sue pops up. Lilina is annoyed by all these people showing up.
Sue: Your absence was felt by many. Think of all the people who are glad you returned.
Lalum, Cecila and Sophia show up. Lilina is silently frustrated as hell at all these rivals in love showing up.
Lots of overlapping text windows saying 'cheer up' 'don't feel bad'.
Roy: No! None of you understand. None of you know what it's like! *Storms off*
All the girls except Lilina look worried for Roy's wellbeing. Lilina is still angry at everyone that isn't Roy.

it's kind of like that old "don't worry marth LOTS of people like you especially me~" comic ramped up to 20. when in doubt recycle.


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Sold Separately:
Link journeys far and wide to collect the Master Sword. Holds it aloft in triumph. Looks around.
LINK: "Where's the sheathe?"
Link journeys far and wide to collect the Master Sword's scabbard on the other side of Hyrule.

Etsy Item of the Day:
Link finds the Master Sword for the first time.
FI: "Forged in the energies of the old gods. Made from the broken sword of the White Goddess herself. Deflects any and all evil it comes in contact with."
LINK: "Is the sheathe special?"
FI: "Impervious to the flames of demons. Crafted by the Sages in the holiest of temples. 100 percent bull penis."

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