DoNotDelete wrote:
]Also those of you that participate in quote tunnels of 'awesome faces' and 'colberts', know this:
1. You are not funny.
2. You are not clever.
3. Weegee is more funny and clever than you.
Now stop it before I get medieval on yo booty.
But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, all the COOL kids are doing it!!! Don't you want me to be socially accepted so I don't grow up to be an insecure, dependent woman who, haunted by memories of being a social outcast in high school, begins stripping on the side to support herself through college but eventually drops out because woe, IT IS SO HARD, and soon enters an abusive relationship with a truck driver named Ted and moves into a trailer home in a trailer park in Florida and sleeps with other men on the side when Ted is away to fill the black hole of pain in her heart which she tricks herself into believing is caused from him being gone on a job because sure, he hits her, but it's because he loves her and he tells her so every time he gives her a new shiner oh, and let's not forget about the kids, there are a few of those but they're pretty much hooligans that can take care of themselves and they know to stay out of the trailer when mommy has a special visitor and did I mention that I'd have to get welfare, I probably would, because I refuse to work anymore and want the government to pay me for it, and when I still don't have enough cheddar for a new 60" flat-screen HDTV I will come to
you for cheddar and you
will give me the cash because I am your little girl and you live in regret that this is the way my life turned out simply because you wouldn't let me participate in a bit of online tomfoolery.
Now... do you really want that, Dad? Do you?
(OkaynoreallyIapologize.)
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