Salt The Mirth

RubyTheMaster · **Joined:** Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:38 pm **Posts:** 281

Previous wrote:

RubyTheMaster wrote:

LockeZ wrote:

Hey Ruby, want to start a relationship?

Just leaving this here... *slowly walks away*

Basically.

Numberplay · **Joined:** Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:47 pm **Posts:** 385

I like being remembered day after day why this is the best forum.

labouka · **Posted:** Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:50 pm

RubyTheMaster wrote:

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:

Duck Hunt Dog has taken many edits and threads from Derp Entei and is now marching its troops toward its capital (Enteiburgh). The only thing standing between Duck Hunt Dog and Entei is an elite sect of Enteists led by Petah-Petah.

But wait! What is that in the distance?! It seems an army of Nowians is coming this way! And they're led by... LockeZ?! I thought he was slain in the Battle of the Dominion Rod! Thank Entei!

So, am I to assume that we are actually commencing our forum's true purpose to become an aspiring nation of prestige wealth and power? Should I redy my velociraptor troops to join the forces of whatever army we will amass to succeed?

RubyTheMaster · **Joined:** Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:38 pm **Posts:** 281

labouka wrote:

RubyTheMaster wrote:

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:

Duck Hunt Dog has taken many edits and threads from Derp Entei and is now marching its troops toward its capital (Enteiburgh). The only thing standing between Duck Hunt Dog and Entei is an elite sect of Enteists led by Petah-Petah.

But wait! What is that in the distance?! It seems an army of Nowians is coming this way! And they're led by... LockeZ?! I thought he was slain in the Battle of the Dominion Rod! Thank Entei!

So, am I to assume that we are actually commencing our forum's true purpose to become an aspiring nation of prestige wealth and power? Should I redy my velociraptor troops to join the forces of whatever army we will amass to succeed?

Yes. Everyone, gather your troops! Unless you're LockeZ, that is.

labouka · **Posted:** Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:37 pm

RubyTheMaster wrote:

Yes. Everyone, gather your troops! Unless you're LockeZ, that is.

As soon as I heard the news, I informed my right-hand man and overseer of my armies, General Dino. Susans have begun to be fed on the troops to keep them at top shape (my sig displays such tender moments of our troops) and we are ready to pledge our fangs and claws to the noble cause of Awkward Forumville, our upcoming powerful nation. HAIL THE AWKWARD ZOMBIES!!!

EEXRaptor · **Posted:** Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:57 pm

Heh... Pathetic.
While you have your petty disputes, I have led the peasants and yeomen of Awkward Zombie into an uprising, armed with poop edits. We have first seized Gasdadygeysk and Castle Ostia, and we now move on to Enteiburgh itself. LONG LIVE THE INSURGENCY.

The Eromancer · **Joined:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:45 pm **Posts:** 6

EEXRaptor wrote:

Heh... Pathetic.
While you have your petty disputes, I have led the peasants and yeomen of Awkward Zombie into an uprising, armed with poop edits. We have first seized Gasdadygeysk and Castle Ostia, and we now move on to Enteiburgh itself. LONG LIVE THE INSURGENCY.

While you fools have been arguing, I have armed myself with DEDEDELIGHTFUL puns! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

EEXRaptor · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:50 pm

I'm starting to see why you don't like these puns anymore.

Seriously, there's a right time and place for everything. But NOT. NOW.

Rena · **Joined:** Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:48 pm **Posts:** 342

You'd have to be pretty hammered to enjoy dedede puns.

RubyTheMaster · **Joined:** Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:38 pm **Posts:** 281

EEXRaptor wrote:

I'm starting to see why you don't like these puns anymore.

Seriously, there's a right time and place for everything. But NOT. NOW.

YEAH, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR HERE!
LockeZ I'm serious you need to change

Curly Tale · **Posted:** Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:15 pm

labouka wrote:

RubyTheMaster wrote:

Yes. Everyone, gather your troops! Unless you're LockeZ, that is.

As soon as I heard the news, I informed my right-hand man and overseer of my armies, General Dino. Susans have begun to be fed on the troops to keep them at top shape (my sig displays such tender moments of our troops) and we are ready to pledge our fangs and claws to the noble cause of Awkward Forumville, our upcoming powerful nation. HAIL THE AWKWARD ZOMBIES!!!

I shall join as well. I will be mostly useless until the very last moment when I will use my ultimate weapon! THE DAD ENTEI DOMINION ROD OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

labouka · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:20 am

EEXRaptor wrote:

We have first seized Gasdadygeysk and Castle Ostia, and we now move on to Enteiburgh itself.

RubyTheMaster wrote:

YEAH, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR HERE!
LockeZ I'm serious you need to change

Master Ruby, me and my General Dino over here bring news from the front. While we failed to arrive in time to assist your troops in the skirmishes of Gasdadygeysk and Castle Ostia, we menaged to halt the Insurgency's approach towards Enteiburgh by assaulting them into the Gas Station Woods, the forest pathway between Gasdadygeysk and Enteiburgh.

For days, they are led by Susans to wander aimlessly while searching for Gas, while our velociraptor troops pick them off one by one. We are not sure for how long will we be able to hold our ground, though. We request further orders and immediate reinforcements sent to Enteiburgh in case we have to fall behind.

Master "Instant Super Dino" Labouka, signing off!

Airra · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:00 am

I want to make a short film about this scenario in Blender, but I still need to get access to a computer of my own.
You people are awful! Making me want to make!!

Sockpuppets · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:46 am

...And I'll form the head!

*Stock Transformer sound*

...Is that how this works? :U

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Salt The Mirth

Who is online