AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A Tendency Most Explosive:
Link blows open a wall to enter a cave. Finds another cracked wall. Blows it up. Moves in deeper and finds another cracked wall. Blows it up. The entire cavern collapses.

Bomb Voyage:
Link finds a crack in a wall. Sets up a Bomb. Moves to a safe distance. It explodes and the crack widens to a crevice underneath Link's feet and he falls in.

No Integrity:
Link finds a crack in a wall. Sets up a Bomb. It explodes, taking down an entire building. Link runs.

Crackening:
Link sets off a Bomb. The structural integrity of Hyrule is compromised. We see underground dungeons, grottos, treasure troves, tombs etc. all collapse at once.

Skyrim will never get old.

Title: [Citation Needed]

Katie is merrily trotting through the bootyful wilderness of skyrim on the back of a horse. She sees a bear off in the distance and stops to look. The bear notices and looks back.

"Oh, a bear! I've never seen one of those before. I wonder if they're aggressive? Well, it's a good thing I have..."

Katie pulls out a pocketbook and holds it up. Shinies all around. "THE HANDY DANDY SKYRIM EXPLORER'S GUIDE!"

She quickly flips through to the relevant page. "Hmm, let's see... 'Many species of bear roam Skyrim's wilds. They are fearsome creatures, but will often avoid attacking unless provoked.'" Katie looks up to see the bear has disappeared.

Camera zooms out just far enough to see the bear descending from above, doing a credible Hobbes impression, with mouth open and claws extended. Katie smiles, oblivious. "I guess the books is correct! Thanks Handy Dandy Explorer's Guide!"


Title: Here There Be... Bears?

Katie passes an inn. Old man leaning on a railing out front calls out to her.

"Wouldn't go down that road if I were you, lass. Danger like nuttin' you've seen before."

Katie laughs. "I've killed dragons, old man. What could possibly be a threat to me?"

The old man points down the road. "They could."

Pan to three bears munching on a freshly killed Ancient Dragon covered in claw marks.


I saw the second one happen, once. Bears are scary bastards.

ugh fine I'll name it

"Drop Bears"


there, now leave me alone

Or "Bear Droppings"

Single minded goal [Xenoblade]
Shulk falls in battle facing off against several mechon, Teammate (Probably Dunban) Runs from the opposide side of the enemies straight trough the middle getting whacked by all of them and falls just as he makes it to shulk

Alternate: Right after Shulk falls a party member uses an attack to lower the gauge to just below where it needs to be causing a reset.

Yeah Xenoblade AI needs to be shot

No Arts make the Party Gauge fall. The only way to lower it is using a Chain Attack, reviving allies, warning allies (Only the player can do this) or being outside of battle.

Young and Invincible:
A young Ness is walking into town with his parents. The camera angle makes his Dad unseen. Ness toddles into traffic. The car that is about to hit him stops on a dime when it touches him. Mom and Dad are shocked to say the least.
MOM: "Maybe that van has really good brakes."
DAD: "Maybe our son is a telekinetic warrior of prophecy."
Ness moves on and the van starts moving again.
DAD: "Regardless, I don't think we should spank our children."

Conservation of Energy Tank
Samus's spaceship is flying through space. The text "The Last Metroid is in captivity. The Galaxy is at peace" is there.

Samus drops off the hatchling to some scientists. One scientist has a clipboard.

On the clipboard, there is a list of wildlife/enemies from the Metroid seres. The Metroid has a tick next to it, all the others have crosses and say extinct.

After Samus leaves, one scientist says to the other "I appreciate her capturing a deadly energy sucking parasite for us, but would it kill her to not blow up every eco system she comes across?"

Because Samus blows up lots of planets and kills like a billion fucking animals, god daisies after space pirates the space conservationists are Samus's worst enemy

Maybe an AI revives the other AI as the player dies? The joke would still work sorta kinda maybe

Just tested it. AI cannot revive party members other than the leader.
Only the Leader can use actions that use the Party gauge, unless the leader is KO'd in which another party member will go straight for the leader and revive them.

Trying to get a moment in game to show it. I can't die, I'm trying my best to get a party member to die and they won't. I had to try 7 times before I got a character to die to a monster so I could show it.
Any ways, here's a screenshot of a defeated character, almost full party gauge, other member not reviving them. I was stood around for about 30 seconds before taking the screenshot.


Actually that could be an amusing comic.
Trying to get some characters defeated for some reason and they just won't die.

Sharla: Riki, Shulk, you two need to be unconscious so my Revenge skill activates and I can deal twice the damage with Headshot!
Shulk: Um... all right...
Riki: Riki no like this idea...
*Fighting*
Sharla: Why are you not unconscious yet?!
Shulk: We're trying!
Riki: Monsters too easy!

Well then my version seems to have a glitch where some moves can lower the gauge because its happened an annoying amount of times at the worst possible times

Kalimari Dumbacy/Puddle of Dum:
An Inkling turns into a squid to jump from puddle of ink to puddle of ink. Final puddle turns out to be a puddle of frying oil with a basket submerged in it.

Just a Phase:
Inkling jumps from one puddle to the next. Lands in a strange glowing blue puddle. Emerges as a squid monster, complete with attacking Samus.

Xenomorphology/Thinking With Port Holes/Squidbillied:
Orange Inkling shoots Blue Inkling, coating it in orange ink. The Orange Inkling then retreats into a puddle of ink. The Blue Inkling stands there confused until the Orange Inkling comes flying out of his chest using the ink on his torso as an exit.

I think in your first idea, it'd be funnier if it jumped out of the oil puddle as tempura.

Then again I also think infanticide is hilarious so take my idea with a shake of salt and a slice of lemon, maybe some tomato sauce.

These names.

Nervous Steel/Dive Or Die/Lilliputian Losses/Subparine:
We see Luigi grab the Steel Diver Gun and unleash some torpedoes at Samus. They tussle and Luigi gets tossed around. He unleashes the last of the torpedoes and tosses the gun away. A tiny scream emanates from gun as it falls away. We might see an internal view of the submarine during the fight.
CREWMEMBER: "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
CAPTAIN: "I DON'T KNOW!!"
CREWMEMBER: "Our hull is compromised!!"
CAPTAIN: "Are we taking on water?!"
CREWMEMBER: "No, sir, lava/acid/saliva!!"