AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Engine Class Struggle

Mario Kart race is happening. Mario, Metal Mario and Baby Mario have an easy lead on the top 3 spots, the other 5 racers are bumping into each other, hitting each other with shells.
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Peach: Great, we're nowhere near the lead but we insist on sabotaging anyone who tries. This is why the same people win every race, people.
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Toad: If we only made a temporary truce until we caught up, we could easily have a chance of winning!
Shy Guy: Yes! Let us work together to close the gap between us proles and the bourgeois in lead!
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Luigi: Oh, sure, now you play nice, but the second I look away it'll be my skull you're throwing shells at!
Daisy: Must be easy to say that when you're nice and cosy in fourth place!
Koopa: [more yelling]
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More hitting each other with shells, except Peach who is in 8th and facepalming.


Inspired by every Mario Kart game I've played with real people.

Green Turf/Rival Games/Link's Between Worlds/Hyrules of the Road/Hyrule Road Warrior:
Link enters the Mario Kart circuit on his bike to the applause and screams of many teenage girls who love a guy on a motorcycle. The fans are carrying signs reading "Lean Green Machine", "Blonde Bombshell" etc. Link brings out his sword and displays it. The crowd goes wild. Link arrives at the starting line and gets into place. He looks over beside him and sees Luigi giving him a death stare. Link gets uncomfortable and looks away only to see Cloud Strife rolling up on his bike and giving him the same death stare.

Cloud either has to be on a Chocobo or his Fenrir Motorcycle.
I recommend the Chocobo. Because what's funnier than a super serious guy on a giant ostrich chicken.

A super serious guy on a giant ostrich chicken on the super serious guy's Fenrir Motorcycle.

*Chocobo bucks Cloud off its back and drives off on Fenrir*
"My ride stole my ride!"

THE PUNS ARE UNREAL

also shulk is wearing the underwear pallette

That seems more like a Hejibits comic, haha.

I know Skyrim is getting kind of old at this point but...

DLC: Dragonborn Lacks Cash

The Dragonborn has finished the main vanilla quest, defeated Alduin and most of the quests you can do already. And ends up at a toll bridge.
On the other side are a bunch of Dawnguard soldiers being killed by Vampires screaming in pain.
The Dragonborn tries to pass, but a toll-man stops him.

Toll-man: Sorry but you have to pay.
Dragonborn: Those soldiers are being massacred as we speak!
Toll-man: I still don't see any dollars.
Dragonborn: Dollars? What odd currency is that?
Toll-man: If you don't have it, I won't bother explaining it
Dragonborn: I have to help them! (Starts stabbing the toll-man, but the blows just clink off of the armourless NPC as he laughs mirthlessly)

Trainer Katie enters a Sky Battle and sends out her Charizard. Charizard mega evolves into Mega Charizard X, loses flying type, and plummets out of the sky...

Bonus points if it lands on top of the opposing trainer, crushing him, causing Katie to win by default.

Or it lands on top of the opposing trainer, leaving a bloody mangled mess... Katie sneaks away quietly.

How about we have Dragonborn Katie becoming "very" lost, ending up sneaking within a Metal Gear Facility in plain sight right next to Solid Snake's box (Surrounded by security) yet isn't spotted, despite the security are three feet away (Due to her sneak level being maxed at 100).

Cue Snake emerging from his box (for whatever reason) and is immediately spotted and killed, while Dragonborn Katie, (still in plain view, inches away from his body) just crouches there unnoticed.

Gorge Yourself/Mega Mario Madness/Mushed/Fungus Humungus:
Mario is losing the race badly in Mushroom Gorge and winds up spinning out on a giant green mushroom. After getting pelted by various items and seeing his place drop to 8th, he gets mad. He gets out of the kart and jumps from the green mushroom to the giant red mushroom, absorbing it. As the rest of the racers drive away in terror and others are stepped on, a Godzilla sized Mario emerges in the background. Possibly sub in another racer in place of Mario.

Alfonzo. "Leave it to me!"