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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 4:15 pm 
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See See a Doctor:
Bowser goes from 50cc, to 100cc, to 150cc, and then 200cc. His hair is messed up at 100cc. He's picking debris from his teeth at 150cc. He finishes the 200cc race as Dry Bowser.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Height of Adventure (Pokemon AlphaRuby/OmegaSapphire)

Katie is slowly stepping through the short grass. The Dexnav says that a Regigigas has been spotted.
(She sees nothing but a rustle)
She walks further.
(Still nothing)
One more step, the Regigigas is standing to full height with Katie awkwardly standing on it's head.

Cof-fee is too low to pay me to do this (Animal Crossing New Leaf)

Katie is doing the barista Mini-game.
Gruff: Just a little bit of milk please
Katie: I remember the rest from memory

(The next panel shows Molly at the counter)
Molly: I'll have the usual
Katie: Good thing I serve you all the time

(The next panel shows Quillson at the counter)
Quillson: I'll have the usual
Katie: You don't even live in my town
Quillson: I know, I heard the coffee here was good, now my usual please?

The next panel shows The Roost with a sign hung in front of the door "Closed Forever: By order of Mayor Katie"

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:21 pm 
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Omnithea wrote:
See See a Doctor:
Bowser goes from 50cc, to 100cc, to 150cc, and then 200cc. His hair is messed up at 100cc. He's picking debris from his teeth at 150cc. He finishes the 200cc race as Dry Bowser.


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 Post subject: Re:Mixed COMIC IDEAS
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Tread Lightly II Tread Lighter:
Link opens a Treasure Chest. Link holds his find above his head.
"Congratulations!! You got the Light Arrows!!"
A gentle breeze blows the arrows away.

The Hunter, The Prey/Metroidvania:
Samus, Dedede, Ganondorf and Bowser sit on the couch eating various snacks while watching TV. Ganondorf and Bowser are arguing the finer points of something stupid. Dedede and Samus are more focused on the food. Samus brings out a large turkey leg. Her eyes turn red and she grows Metroid fangs. She bites down on the leg and drains its life force. It turns gray and crumbles to dust. Ganondorf and Bowser continue their argument unaware. Dedede scoots away from Samus.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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 Post subject: In case of DLC, break glass.
PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 1:40 am 
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Ryu Done It?/Grand Assault Auto/Street Fight or Flight:
The Smash crew find an envelope and open it to read a menacing letter that reads:
"Challenger Approaching"
They hear screams, crunching, and glass breaking. They run outside to find Captain Falcon a bruised mess.
MARTH: "Someone beat up Falcon!"
IKE: "Who could do that?"
SAMUS: "Someone beat up his car!"
The Blue Falcon has seen better days.
MARIO: "Who would do that?!"
In the shadows of the Street we see the silhouette of a Fighter.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Moogleknight24 wrote:
Height of Adventure (Pokemon AlphaRuby/OmegaSapphire)

Katie is slowly stepping through the short grass. The Dexnav says that a Regigigas has been spotted.
(She sees nothing but a rustle)
She walks further.
(Still nothing)
One more step, the Regigigas is standing to full height with Katie awkwardly standing on it's head.

I like this idea, but maybe have it with the ridiculousness of how while most legendaries are hidden away, some legendaries are just kind of there.

Katie enters regigigas temple (platinum) and sees huge regigigas statue, and makes it come to life
"gaurdian" or gym leader of snowpoint city: "what? how did you know it was a real pokemon, and how did you know it was here!"
Katie: well, getting it awake was hard, but i mean, it's only like a 5-minute walk in here, not too hard to find really
(pokemon x/y in pokemon reserve) Huh, look at that, a tiny cave, i wonder what's in-(sees mewtwo in tiny cave)...well that wasn't hard"
(black 2 white 2) Time to go to the museum!
*trips over Uxie (who is invisible, but is right in front of museum door)*
Katie "SERIOUSLY"
Cut to panel from hg/ss with two people talking about how elusive legendaries are, and how only the most brave people will see one, and many others wont
last panel is katie running away from suicune, who is chasing after her
Katie "AHHHH WHYYYY"


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 Post subject: Re: In case of DLC, break glass.
PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 7:29 am 
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Omnithea wrote:
Ryu Done It?/Grand Assault Auto/Street Fight or Flight:
The Smash crew find an envelope and open it to read a menacing letter that reads:
"Challenger Approaching"
They hear screams, crunching, and glass breaking. They run outside to find Captain Falcon a bruised mess.
MARTH: "Someone beat up Falcon!"
IKE: "Who could do that?"
SAMUS: "Someone beat up his car!"
The Blue Falcon has seen better days.
MARIO: "Who would do that?!"
In the shadows of the Street we see the silhouette of a Fighter.


I don't get it. What's the joke?

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 Post subject: Re: In case of DLC, break glass.
PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:50 am 
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Omnithea wrote:
Ryu Done It?/Grand Assault Auto/Street Fight or Flight:
The Smash crew find an envelope and open it to read a menacing letter that reads:
"Challenger Approaching"
They hear screams, crunching, and glass breaking. They run outside to find Captain Falcon a bruised mess.
MARTH: "Someone beat up Falcon!"
IKE: "Who could do that?"
SAMUS: "Someone beat up his car!"
The Blue Falcon has seen better days.
MARIO: "Who would do that?!"
In the shadows of the Street we see the silhouette of a Fighter. He slowly sneaks away with a worried look on his face.

I added the funny

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 Post subject: Re: In case of DLC, break glass.
PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 11:18 pm 
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Moogleknight24 wrote:
Omnithea wrote:
Ryu Done It?/Grand Assault Auto/Street Fight or Flight:
The Smash crew find an envelope and open it to read a menacing letter that reads:
"Challenger Approaching"
They hear screams, crunching, and glass breaking. They run outside to find Captain Falcon a bruised mess.
MARTH: "Someone beat up Falcon!"
IKE: "Who could do that?"
SAMUS: "Someone beat up his car!"
The Blue Falcon has seen better days.
MARIO: "Who would do that?!"
In the shadows of the Street we see the silhouette of a Fighter.


I don't get it. What's the joke?

Street Fighter's bonus stage, where Street Fighter beats up a car.

Alternate take on Omnithea's idea;
Falcon is complaining to other characters in the living room.
FALCON: Someone totaled the Blue Falcon! That's my pride and joy, gone!
MARTH: Who would wreck someone's car like that?
FALCON: I've been asking around to try find the punk who did it.

ending1:
FALCON: Hey, new guy!
Panel shows Ryu, sitting in a lounge chair and covered in burns, cuts from broken glass, reading some kind of newspaper.
FALCON [offpanel]: Do you know who did it?
RYU: Haven't the foggiest.
FALCON: The search continues.

ending2:
Ryu starts to walk in, ready to introduce himself
FALCON: If I find the punk who did this, he's a dead man.
Ryu turns around midstride to exit.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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 Post subject: Re: In case of DLC, break glass.
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:44 am 
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Usernamehere wrote:
Moogleknight24 wrote:
Omnithea wrote:
Ryu Done It?/Grand Assault Auto/Street Fight or Flight:
The Smash crew find an envelope and open it to read a menacing letter that reads:
"Challenger Approaching"
They hear screams, crunching, and glass breaking. They run outside to find Captain Falcon a bruised mess.
MARTH: "Someone beat up Falcon!"
IKE: "Who could do that?"
SAMUS: "Someone beat up his car!"
The Blue Falcon has seen better days.
MARIO: "Who would do that?!"
In the shadows of the Street we see the silhouette of a Fighter.


I don't get it. What's the joke?

Street Fighter's bonus stage, where Street Fighter beats up a car.


I knew the context, except there has to be a punchline or else it's just "Insert reference here" which isn't funny.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Katie goes to a pokemon center. She gives her pokemon to Nurse Joy. A few moments later Nurse Joy returns the pokemon.
KATIE: "How do you heal them so fast?"
NURSE JOY: "We, uh, have advanced healing technology."
We see that the healing machine is actually a cardboard box with a man hiding inside that uses revives and elixir on the injured pokemon.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:24 pm 
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Got another Dragon Age: Inquisition idea!

Can't think of an appropriate title, Master Flower Gatherer. Iduno.

Herald is looking for plants/herbs to make potions.

Herald finds an Embrium flower.

Herald picks a single flower. Acquired Embrium.

Ends up holding 10 flowers. *Optimal Cutting Perk Activated!* Acquired Embrium x9.

"How??"

Potential extra panel: Leliana pokes her head out of a nearby bush and says; "A Spymaster never reveals her secrets."

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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You're My Bug Type/Bug Me/Buggery/Love Bug:
A Pokemon Trainer equips the Dowsing Machine on their head and starts looking for items. They feel a pinch and turn around to find the offending party. Kricketune gives them a wink/catcall.

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