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Mounting Problems (MONSTER HUNTER)

Hunter is facing a Tigrex

Tigrex jumps at the Hunter and knocks him/her down

The Hunter gets up and the Tigrex jumps onto his/her back, clawing at the Hunter's back while he/she flails around wildly trying to knock the beast off of his/her back

Fairy Illuminating:
We see a sprixie flying around. The sprixie gets kidnapped and stuffed into a bottle by Bowser.
SPRIXIE: "Why is Bowser abducting us?!"
Next panel shows Bowser selling the bottled sprixies to Link.

Family Reunion 2: The Line

Starts off with a line of possible DLC characters, Roy is once again getting his hopes up about the line. Then he looks at his ticket number and cries his way to the back of the line into the Support category.

XD Seriously... #^!@ Roy. He'd prob try to cut behind Chrom but Chrom tells him the Support's go to the very end. lol

Sunblight:
Mono from Shadow of the Colossus lies upon the altar, apparently still dead. A shadow moves over her. She opens her eyes.
MONO: "Excuuuse me?!"
A nearby Colossus moves out of her sunlight and she continues tanning.

Birth Right:
Two Pokemon breeders rush to a hospital, one of them is in labor. After all the fuss they hold their newborn child.
BREEDERS: "Ohhhhhhhhh...so that's where they come from."

A comic about Omnithea slowly turning into a character in your comic while losing physical form.

Take it, this physical form is riddled with pulled muscles and pollen agitated membranes.

More Machine Then Damn/Mass Effect/Cyber Housed Rube/Robots Nicked/Mecha Mistake:
Wilhelm upgrades his cybernetic implants on his Skill Tree. Later goes to Respec his Skill Points. Hits the confirmation and suddenly has half of his body disappear when the cybernetics are unequipped.

Recycle of Violence:
Marcus sells a gun to a random mook.
MOOK: "I'll buy that gun!!"
Mook runs off. We hear a gunshot. Vault Hunter steps into shop carrying the exact same gun.
VAULT HUNTER: "I'll sell you this gun."

It's Nerf or Nothing
Diddy Kong and Greninja are about to fight. Both immediately get hit by mini mushrooms. They continue to fight.

Made an account just to post this: http://smashboards.com/threads/rumor-ro ... nd.399114/

PLEASE do a strip about this, even if it just turns out to be a rumour.

Ballot Bother

Several Smash characters are standing in a line outside a closed off voting booth. First person in the line asks for whoever's in there to hurry up.

"Just hold on a second!"

Show the inside of the booth, where Roy is busy trying to cram a clearly about to erupt ballot box full of votes for himself, with a large bag of even more votes for him to his side.

"Just gotta cram these in here...!"

Own Worsted Enemy

Bubsy is running along collecting yarn balls like a boss when he sees a Woolie from behind. Initially he thinks it is kinda cute. It suddenly turns to face him and Bubsy suddenly realizes in abject horror that these are the most abhorrent creatures that have ever existed. He subsequently dies from the literal ugliness of this wretched being.

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that you mentioned Bubsy at all, or the fact that you have played Bubsy enough to be able to joke about it...

The smash characters discussing the possible addition of Ryu and 'one random person' to the roster. Show Marth getting a cold chill. Cut to Master Hand saying to Roy "So, why should I give you back your Job?"

Now that I know Katie is comfortable with making Earthbound comics, I have a few suggestions:

Cave of the Proselyters:
Ness and Co. lose in battle against Gigyas. Gigyas and Porky celebrate victory (Gigyas can "celebrate" by saying random gibberish), when missionaries walk in. Fill in a couple of panels with the awkward small talk that two villians would have with missionaries, then have the missionaries inadvertently kill Gigyas by starting a prayer.

To the third goes the spoils:
The five third strongest moles have various contests to determine who is the strongest, but every match results in five-way ties. There can be ties with rock-paper-scissors, Russian roulette, maybe a few that don't make sense, like chess or Monopoly. Maybe throw in a coin toss where the coin lands on its edge every time or a die roll that lands on its edge every time.

Hard to recogness (lame title ):
Heavily armed Porky launches into his monologue about how pathetic Ness & co. look as robots, when Ness interrupts, says something about friendship and victory. He then asks Paula to back him up in a flirty way, only for the robot he thinks is Paula to say he's Poo. This happens because the entire party looks identical as robots. Fill in a few panels with Ness trying to figure out who is who, then have him proceed to take out a sharpie and draw glasses on Jeff and eyelashes on Paula or something.

No Escape / Rodeath:
For some reason, Ness & Co. want to escape the Cave of the Past. They try to use an escape mouse, but find out the poor thing has perished due to the negative flesh-destroying effects of time travel. Add the text from the game that says the escape mouse can't find an exit for context.

A lot of people have a few games that summed up their childhood. This cross between super mario and sonic the hedgehog was one of mine. When I saw Katie had acquired it I knew it was my destiny to come up with comic ideas for it. I played so much I still know the passwords and I haven't played in years.

I don't really know how to form a lead for this punchline, but there ought to be a comic where Bubsy and Knuckles collide in midair, because one of his game mechanics is also gliding from high places. I mean, at least people can say Knuckles floats on his dreads, but Bubsy is a bobcat in a t-shirt. He's probably the guy who taught Altaïr how to land in a haystack or something.

And the ways he can die are just crazy. There's obvious things like killer bees and just getting too close to the enemy, but then you've got all the unorthodox stuff like getting shot at by sentient gumball machines and having ice cream dripped on you or being crushed by a dancing hotdog in a bun... And then there isn't even a password for the final boss level, so if you die or just need to get some sleep you have to beat the three levels before the boss level all over again, and those three levels are. The. Toughest.

And don't get me started on Bubsy 2.

I've recently been playing and replaying the Assassin's Creed series. What does it say about me that I just enjoy getting chased through the city by guards and killing everything in my path (usually more guards)?

Anyhoo, a couple murder shenanigans:

ACIV: Blood Sport
Edward is running across the rooftops of some small town, and sees a guard dozing on the edge of a roof. Drawing his blade, he runs up behind the man to kill him with a fast stab.

The game then proceeds to have Edward body check the guard off the roof.

Cue Edward cringing at the body impacting two stories below and staring awkwardly as everyone down below screams and runs around like beheaded chickens.


This next one is either AC I or II, I don't remember which. It's the mission with the 3 massive towers and some fanatic at the top, yelling at the city like they can actually hear him. That's all I know.

Long Distance Call
Assassin is climbing the towers, eliminating the guards along the way. He gets to the second level from the top, one more until he reaches his target. In order to be thorough, the Assassin picks up the guards' bodies and tosses them over the edge. Dusting his hands off and whistling cheerfully, the assassin moves to the ladder to move up.

The target then jumps down right in front of the assassin. The assassin panics and immediately attempts to stab him. I say 'attempt' because handling the bodies unequipped his hidden blade. So he ends up punching his target twice and knocking him over the edge. Target falls to his death, leaving the assassin dumbly watching him fall.

Assassin:"Uh... Does... Do I still get-"

*screen starts fading to white*

"Yeaaaaah... Five bodies in and I still don't understand this hallucination."