AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Considering Zelda/Sheik is effectively two different characters, how would that necessarily work out in the household?
And for that matter, what about Samus/Zero Suit Samus?

On an off-topic, considering Zelda turns into a bad-booty ninja within Ocarina of Time, has anyone ever considered what Zelda did after everything was said and done? I find hard pressed to imagine Zelda going back to a mild-mannered princess when she run around the castle, doing flips and smoke-bombing out of boring situations.

We see a museum curator in Civ 5.
CURATOR: "The Louvre needs one more ancient artifact to complete its theming bonus. When we have a theming bonus, it will be the most visited museum of the modern era!"
Curator looks outside and sees rival archaeologists extracting artifacts.
CURATOR: "But wait-Aaaaargh! All the antiquity sites are already taken! We've got to find an ancient artifact somewhere else, but whe-"
Curator looks at a spearman that has not been upgraded since the ancient age. The curator takes his weapons and puts them in a display case.

Gunship Show/Tickets Please:
Samus is removing her armor at the gym when Fox picks up her discarded gun arm.
FOX: "This thing fits your entire forearm? It's hollow! Where's the ammo? Where's the chamber? Where's the gun?"
Samus flexes her arm to show off her muscle.
SAMUS: "McCloud...this is the gun."
Fox rolls his eyes. Samus continues posing.

Alternative Delivery:
Fox examines the "gun arm" section of the Power Suit.
FOX: "Where's the gun in this thing?"
SAMUS: "That's just the silencer."
Samus fires energy bolts and missiles from her fingers.

OPPS NO TITLE:
Link is searching frantically through his apartment room.
LINK: "Where are my gratitude crystals?!"
In the kitchen we see Rosalina spoon-feeding a Luma with Link's jar of gratitude crystals.
ROSALINA: "I know you don't like the orange ones but star bits are getting expensive and I had to um, borrow some."

Alternative delivery:
Rosalina vs. Link. Rosalina orders luma to shoot star bits at Link. Link stores the star bits in a jar and takes them to Batreaux.

Mean Screen:
Link vs. Marth vs. Sonic vs. Rosalina on Boxing Ring. A few minutes into the battle the boxing ring screen shows a versus splash with portraits of the fighters and titles. Link sees that his title has been changed from "Hero of Hyrule" to "Fairy Skirt Boy", Marth's has been changed from "Hero King" to "A Prat In A Cape", Sonic's has been changed to "The Blue Bum", and Rosalina's has been changed to "Space Peach And Space Starfy". Link sees Wario sitting next to the screen control panel and laughing.

Moon Over Majora/Super Majora Galaxy:
Link plays the Oath to Order, summoning the Four Giants to repel the cursed moon. As they start to push it away, Link and Tatl celebrate.
LINK: "Whooo!!"
TATL: "Yeah, go Giants!!"
Link starts to notice something is pulling on him and the things close by. As the Giants push the moon away Link and Tatl are pulled into space with it by the gravity.

For a second there, I thought the twist would be that it was Planet Mario falling instead of the moon.

Fierce Farce:
Link leaves the Fierce Deity Mask laying around. Tingle finds it and puts it on, becoming Ghirahim.

Actually, Girahim is Demise's sword. When link has defeated Demise in Skyward Sword, The sword dissolves, likely taking Girahim with it. Since Skyward Sword is chronically the first game, and Tingle is the son of the swamp tour guide in Majora's mask, he can't logically become Girahim.

Inner nerd: calmed down.

Oops no title
Mario Party
Luigi uses an item that lets him roll 3 dice.
Luigi rolls 666
Bowser immediately appears and gives Luigi a Ztar
A very sad looking Luigi then receives a coin bonus for matching all 3 numbers

Alternate ending:

Luigi moves the 18 spaces from the 666 and lands on chance time
Luigi ends up giving away all of his stars

Wussycat:
Mario finds a super bell. He uses it and turns into Cat Mario.
MARIO: "What does this even do?"
LUIGI: "It says in the instruction manual that you can climb trees with it."
Mario climbs a tree. Last panel shows the fire department coming to bring Cat Mario down from the treetop.

I was expecting to read something about getting trapped in a pit by invisible coin blocks.

I have no idea if this has been brought up before, but I would love to see Lucina, now in Smash, meet Katie's version of Marth.

Especially Marth's reaction to that thing Lucina does early on in Awakening. Marth meets "Marth", as it were.

So far, this comic is the closest we've already come to that idea.

Whup, looks like you can climb trees without the cat suit. Maybe the idea could be shortened to Mario climbing a tree with a cat suit and ending up having to be rescued by the fire department.

OOPS NO TITLE:
We see the brawlers at an auction.
ALPH: "And our final item for the night is... a bottle of golden plasm!'
Alph holds up a bottle of the plasm that constitutes the Plasm Wraith.
ALPH: "This golden plasm is extremely rare and hard to obtain, but it is an endless supply of fire, water and electricity. You can also sculpt animals with it that come to life when you finish sculpting! The starting price is 500 coins."
MARIO: "600 coins!"
KIRBY: "700 coins!"
OLIMAR: "I'll pass."
The bidding goes on until Link wins the auction with a bid of 1500 coins. He empties the plasm into a sink.
ALPH: "WHAAAAAAAAAT"
LINK: "I just wanted the bottle."
He then fills the bottle with bee larvae.

Chivalry is Deadly:
Princess Zelda and Metaknight approach a puddle. Metaknight takes off his cape and lays it over the water so that Zelda can step over it.
ZELDA: "You are a true knight and a gentleman, sir."
When she steps onto the cape she falls into its dimensional void. Metaknight looks around in panic and then runs off.

Your Fate is Vacuum Sealed:
Athena shoots a Scav in the face with an incendiary weapon, busting the Oz shield. The mook runs for an oxygen field as he suffers damage from the vacuum. He enters the field only for the remaining sparks to ignite him, causing him to run back out to the vacuum. He does this several times before dying, half in the oxygen field in ashes, the other half intact but still dead.