AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Great Obsession
Robin: Hey Tharja and Ricken, walk towards that sparkly place!
Tharja: Ok. *Finds voodoo doll* A perfect voodoo doll... now Robin will only have eyes for me!
Robin: Wait, what was that?
Tharja: Oh, NOTHING!
Robin: You realize I'm married to Anna, right?
*Anna in background with arms crossed and mad expression*
Tharja: Well, yeah, I guess bu-
Robin: And how you're already married to Ricken?
*Tharja turns around and sees Ricken with horrified expression on his face staring at her*
(True story)

Crazy Eights/Slipped/Flown the Koop:
Bowser is on the phone. Shulk waits impatiently.
SHULK: "So, are we fighting or...?"
BOWSER: "Sorry, that was Kamek. Apparently all eight of my children are missing..."
SHULK: "Jeeze."
BOWSER: "...as are eight of my vehicles from the garage..."
SHULK: "What kind of veh....?"
The Koopalings zoom by in the clown cars to a match.
BOWSER: "...as are the EIGHT PERMISSION SLIPS I WAS NEVER GIVEN A CHANCE TO SIGN!!!"

Pipe Down:
Mario goes to jump over a pipe when a Piranha Plant pops out causing him to fall back.
MARIO: "Why do they grow in pipes?"
Fumes and flies swarm around the pipe.
MARIO: "Ah...right...fertilizer."

An idea for Smash 4 comic

What happens is that Shulk and Lucina are becoming very friendly with each other and, at some point, Marth talks about his disapproval of Shulk. A few characters try to guess what it could be, but Marth doesn't accept their answers and keeps think about how Shulk reminds him of Roy somehow.

Monado Artsy Fartsy:
Shulk, Wario, and the rest of the gang sit in front of the TV. Suddenly Shulk is surrounded by a blue aura as he sees a Vision. Shulk suddenly gets up and walks away. Wario farts.

"A vision! I smell it!"

Title: Xenorear?

How about "Fartistic Vision"?

I may not contribute but I like the idea!

Dragon Age: Inquisition

The Inquisitor has been romancing Josephine when suddenly she gets terrible news - she's engaged!

So the inquisitor goes to duel this dude.

Josephine shows up and is like "Why would you risk your life doing this!"

Inquisitor proceeds to give a twenty-seven page list of all the times he/she has risked his/her life ever since the explosion that caused the breach.

Star Uppercut:

Little Mac is facing Master Fortress with a full KO meter

Mac finds a core and hits it with a KO Uppercut

Entire Fortress goes flying off into the distance

Blade Runner:
Shulk is running with the Monado. He trips and the Monado gets launched. It narrowly avoids a fighter, hits the ground and opens, bounces towards another fighter who dodges, and then lands on the ground next to another fighter, narrowly missing him. Everyone sigh in relief. And then the energy blade pops out and stabs someone in the leg.

Koop de Loop:
Bowser Jr. is chasing Sonic through Green Hill Zone.
They both start going up the loop in the stage background.
After reaching the top, Bowser Jr. falls out of the Koopa Clown Car to the bottom of the loop.
Bowser Jr. gets up and sees his clown car speeding towards him and starts running away (with sonic?).

Optional panel: Sonic gives a Public Service Announcement about how you should always wear your seat belt.

*A Goddess getting beat by a Spider Monkey*
Palutena:"What Sorcery is this!?"

A very suspicious Robin in the dark:"Poor Palutena, how embarrassing. Losing to a Monkey..."

"It really is sad for These characters to be losing in such a way."

"But it's really amusing to see such powerful beings such as a Deity, Demon and a Beast fall to a dog, a simple child and a Yoga trainer"

"And all it took to to do such things, was a mere touch... A simple poke..."

"I have done it... I..."

"I have Tipped The Scales!"

*Palutena kicks down the door shedding light into the scene really angry and such*

Palutena:"Robin!"

"Why did you turn on Customizations!"

I'm gonna eat now... If anyone wants, try and finish this scenario.

Batting Cage Match:
Olimar tosses Pikmin at his opponents. One hits Palutena in the face and latches on. Another hits Shulk in the face. The third is thrown at Ness who hits it back with his bat. Olimar winds up with a splattered Pikmin staring at him on his helmet.