AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Sun Oct 05, 2025 12:19 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 7993 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 478, 479, 480, 481, 482, 483, 484 ... 533  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:47 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:48 pm
Posts: 342
AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
OOPS NO TITLE (Super Mario 3D Land):
Mario gets tanooki suit. Sees goomba with tanooki tail.
"What"
Sees bullet bill with tanooki tail.
"WHAT"
Sees bowser with tanooki tail.
"Why does everything have a t-"
Looks at his tanooki suit. Sees that his tail has a tail.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

Sometimes I wonder if you do this just so you can do that 'comical' CURSE YOU BITF shout.

_________________
The gayest girl you know.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:29 am 
Offline

Joined: Fri May 24, 2013 6:49 pm
Posts: 574
The main punch line was supposed to be that there are so much tanooki tails that even the tails have tails. I believe that none of the tails in that comic have any tails.
Also, why did you put comical in quotes?

Con-fusion:
Link fuses Kinstones with someone.
LINK:"Wow, this kinstone is going to bring such happiness!"
Kinstone makes lake dry up, revealing secret entrance. Crops die from the drought, causing a famine.


Last edited by AwkwardSkeleton on Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:25 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:48 pm
Posts: 342
AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
The main punch line was supposed to be that there are so much tanooki tails that even the tails have tails. I believe that none of the tails in that comic have any tails.
Also, why did you put comical in quotes?


The punchline of "omg all the tanooki even the tails have tails" is only one step further than "omg all the tanooki everyone has tanooki"; Beyond that, your idea starts walking on the exact same path by first showing the gooomba, then a bullet bill, then Bowser. It shows up in that same order in the BitF comic.

I put comical in quotes because while I didn't find it funny, that seemed to be the intent, + others might have been amused by it.

_________________
The gayest girl you know.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:34 pm 
Offline
Executive Producer
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:04 pm
Posts: 5051
Location: Gaur Plain
Bird Brained, Dragon Born:
Lydia the Housecarl brings Dovahkaatie supplies for alchemy. The Dragonborn starts eating the ingredients.
LYDIA: "What are you doing my Thane?"
Katie's cheeks swell up and she vomits a completed Restore Stamina potion into a bottle while speaking.
KATIE: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAllllllCHEMY...*burp*."

_________________
Character is what you are in the dark.
1461-6648-8346


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:37 pm 
Offline

Joined: Fri May 24, 2013 6:49 pm
Posts: 574
Con-fusion (Part 2):
Link fuses kinstones with someone. A chest appears. Link runs across the map to get it. Finds another kinstone. Fuses that kinstone with someone. A chest appears. Link runs across the map to get it. Opens it and finds a kinstone. Fuses that kinstone with someone. A chest appears. Link runs across the map to get it. Opens it and finds a kinstone. Fuses that kinstone with someone. A chest appears. Link runs across the map to get it. Opens it and finds a kinstone. Fuses that kinstone with someone. A chest appears. Link runs across the map to get it. Opens it and finds a kinstone. Last panel is a bag of kinstones flying out a window.

Hard Copy:
Link charges up a spin attack on a glowing tile. Steps on an adjacent tile and spins, creating a copy. Link is killed by his copy's spin attack.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:23 pm
Posts: 237
I'm thinking there could be a huge series of Binding of Isaac comics showcasing some of the weirder item combos, even what ifs of some of the ones that don't work.
On that note, there's also outfits in The World Ends With You. It would have been nice if that game had dynamic outfits.

_________________
Image
“The best way to get a right answer on the internet is not to ask the question, but to post the wrong answer.”
Kamak wrote:
Staying fresh isn't about looking cool, it's about being safe.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:48 pm
Posts: 342
There should be something about how there was a baby in a pile of food a while back

_________________
The gayest girl you know.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:19 am 
Offline
Executive Producer
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:04 pm
Posts: 5051
Location: Gaur Plain
Spirit Blue Book Guide/Spiritual Financial Adviser/Faustian Fuel:
Two comics take place side by side. Luigi asks what Professor Gadd does with the portraits made of ghosts. Link asks the Lokomo sage what the Spirit Train runs on.
GADD/SAGE: "Never you mind."
The two comics become one as the sage gives the professor a sack of Rupees while Gadd hands over a stack of trapped ghosts.
The comics split again. The Lokomo toss the portraits into the furnace. Gadd uses the Rupees to buy research supplies.

_________________
Character is what you are in the dark.
1461-6648-8346


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:40 pm 
Offline

Joined: Fri May 24, 2013 6:49 pm
Posts: 574
Bad Gratitude:
Link gives Batreaux some gratitude crystals.
BATREAUX: "Wow! I'm so grateful that I could-"
Another gratitude crystal appears.
BATREAUX: "You got another one so quickly? I'm so grateful that I could-"
Another gratitude crystal appears.
BATREAUX: "You got another one so quickly? I'm so grateful that I could-"
Last panel is a picture of Link and Batreaux buried in gratitude crystals.
BATREAUX: "I'm so grateful that I could-"
LINK: "You could shut up."


Last edited by AwkwardSkeleton on Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:25 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:24 am 
Offline
Heavyweight Champion of the Forum
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:30 pm
Posts: 6054
Location: PARTS UNKNOWN
They're not bad, but they're not particularly great either. Hone your edge, homie.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:08 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:04 pm
Posts: 323
Katie only pulls an idea out of here a couple times a year, and you guys post like five thousand a week.

Have you considered making your own comic if you have that many ideas?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:18 am 
Offline

Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:46 am
Posts: 1
Since the first Mario Kart 8 DLC pack is out...

No Outside Items!:

Lakitu Marshal (the one who starts the race) brings up concern with Mario if it's appropriate for Link to be coming into the race with his Master Sword.

Mario dismisses the question (being lenient since Link's a new racer) and asks what could possibly go wrong.

Next several frames are of Link swinging his sword around carelessly as he tricks off ramps, causing alarm/annoyance to the other racers nearby as they try to dodge and swerve out of his way.

Link's now in first place and tricks off a blue glider ramp.

Close up on his face which shows exuberance and eyes closed as he gives out a loud "HYAA!"

His eyes open and his expression changes to pure shock and terror.

Zoom out enough to show that he cut off his glider and the kart is now starting to nose dive. Link's already falling out of his kart and released his grip of the Master Sword as his arms are partially, yet hopelessly, reaching for the glider in an expression of "What have I done?".

Zoom out even further to show Link still falling into the abyss with the Lakitu Marshal attempting to save him as the the top portion of the frame shows everyone else still racing/tricking off the blue ramp, bringing Link into last place


Last edited by ChillininFW on Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:12 pm, edited 3 times in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:41 am
Posts: 226
Location: Loading... (23%)
LockeZ wrote:
Katie only pulls an idea out of here a couple times a year, and you guys post like five thousand a week.

Have you considered making your own comic if you have that many ideas?
Oh, yeah! I could do that, too! Let me just--
Image
Oh. Right....

_________________
"Signature? I hardly know 'er! Eh-heh. Eh-heh. Eh..." ~ Mister Musashi, his final words before being banished for abhorrent joke telling


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:54 am
Posts: 170
Location: Comic Idea Makers Suite
Now it's Sulk Time! (Smash 4)
1. Zero Suit Samus is walking near Pit, carrying her paralyzer absentmindedly.
Pit: "Yo Samus!
2. Check out my new move!" Pit is holding the upperdash arm as if flexing his muscles.
Shulk is in the background.
Shulk "pfft."
3. Focus on Shulk. "That's nothing!"
4. Shulk poses and extends the laser blade out. "This is the power of the Monado!"
5. Samus: "Ooh, let me try!" She's messing with her paralyzer.
6. Samus: "This is the power of compensating for something!"
She's mimicking Shulk's pose with her paralyzer turned into whip mode, the whip drooping flaccidly.
Pit and Shulk are blushing and humiliated.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:07 pm
Posts: 69
Grey Choice

Star Child heals, then challenges Commander Shepard with the last of the synthetics who tried to wipe out all organic life in the galaxy millions of years ago.
King Mondo.
Shepard: 'Well, it's better than nothing.' :colbert:

_________________
Emperor's teeth how horrifying!


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 7993 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 478, 479, 480, 481, 482, 483, 484 ... 533  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 25 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group