AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tanks For Nothing:
Katie uses Miltank against Sneasel.
"The opposing Sneasel used Snatch! The opposing Sneasel waits for its opponent to make a move!"
"Miltank used Milk Drink!"
"The opposing Sneasel snatched Miltank's move!"
Sneasel runs up to Miltank and drinks out of its udder.

As a side note, why would Miltank drink its own milk?

Clone War:
Marth and Lucina battle in Smash. They keep using the exact same moves, causing a stalemate.
MARTH: "Alright, first I was flattered, but now I'm just annoyed."
Marth reaches for a Ray Gun, raises it to fire only to find Lucina has done the same thing. Possibly she's holding the Daybreak instead.

I just want to see ONE comic that involves Marth fighting in a Smash Bros tournament, and then he sees a spicy curry or some grapes or something, and so the other participants keep fighting and at some point they hear this noise going on and turn around and see him setting up a big fancy table and everything and then he sits down with a napkin in his collar and starts eating the food all fancy-like right smack dab in the middle of the fight. If he eats Spicy Curry, then he should burn the table and end up burning the entire stage in the process, but be totally fine due to being the one to cause it (because smash bros programming works like that), so thus he wins the battle.

Thar she Bellows! (Crappy title, I know)

Panel 1: *random character picks up Gust Bellows item* "What's this thing?"
Panel 2: *Character throws it at someone that suddenly shows up and tries to attack*
Panel 3: *Bellows starts bouncing around and blowing air all over the place*
Panel 4: *All the characters are running around demanding Master Hand remove them from the battlefield while a hurricane rages overhead with the Gust Bellows as the source of all the mayhem*

Woe Ship/Devout Bout:
Pikachu battles in Smash. Picks up a Master Ball and throws it. Arceus emerges.
BOWSER: "What is that thing?"
Pikachu starts bowing and scraping before Arceus.
FOX: "I do believe we are in trouble."
Pikachu points out its enemies to Arceus. Fighters start running.

The Pits (Smash Bros. 4)
(I'll come back and think of dialogue/details/delivery (when I feel like it... maybe) later. I'm at work and about to leave, so... yeh.)

Pit and Dark Pit are having a conversation. And by conversation I mean a witty comeback/insult contest.
They start having a sissy-fight when Palutena intervenes, teleporting in between them and putting them each in a headlock under each arm.
She starts scolding them for fighting outside of a match, other stuff, etc.
Meanwhile, ??? and ??? (plus maybe others as backgrounders) watch.

??? 1: Geez, Palutena is kinda scary when she's angry.
??? 2: Yeah, looks like those two have it rough. Although... being trapped in a headlock by her doesn't seem like such a bad thing...
??? 1: No kidding.
??? 2: What, in her... *dumb, mischievous smile* armpits?
??? 1: Uhh, yeah, I gue-- wait, NO.
??? 2: Sooooo... I guess you could say the Pits aaaaare...
??? 1: DON'T--
??? 2: *sunglasses* ...in the pits.
??? 1: ................. Get out.

Why-nergy (Smash Bros. 4)
(this title sucks)

Isaac from Golden Sun walks up to the Smashers (I guess you could call the cast that??).
Isaac: Hey! I'm done with that whole "Assist Trophy initiation" thing you guys put me through, but I thought you could use a sword-wielding spell caster on the rost--
*stops abruptly, standing next to Robin (M), staring awkwardly at each other*


PS) Hey, look! I submitted a not Pokemon X/Y idea!
PPS) Really having trouble figuring out the cast to use for the first one... it kinda feels like it would fit a Marth and Roy thing, but *cough* yeaaahh......

Red-handed (Smash Bros. 4)
Zero-Suit Samus hit Master core during a 9.0 intensity battle. (the health for Master core is scribbled, like in the game.)
Zero-Suit Samus: So that is your true form.
Earlier. Master hand and Crazy hand are speaking in a meeting to choose the new smasher. Everyone is spacing out/dozing off (kirby/jiggly dozing duo <3 ); Crazy/Master hand lose some life. Crazy hand become red of rage while master hand try to calm him down;Crazy/Master hand lose some life. Master hand and Crazy hand fuse to make Master core, destroying the meeting room and making Final Destination out of it.

Wari-O:
Wario eats a Pitfall in Smash. Looks down to see giant hole where his stomach was.

Ovicide:
Yoshi eats Villager and traps him in an egg. He turns around and starts pummeling the egg. In the last panel we see Yoshi getting arrested by Child Protective Services while a doctor tends to Villager.

For Your Coinsideration/Blood Money/Currency Exchange:
Mario uppercuts Link, releasing a stream of signature golden coins.
MARIO: "Huh..."
Uppercuts Link again. More coins.
MARIO: "Hmmm..."
Hits him again. More coins.
MARIO: "Weird."
Link readies himself for another attack, but Mario just stands there considering.
LINK: "What?!"
MARIO: "You'd think Rupees would come out."
Link puts down his shield and stops to consider. Mario uppercuts him again.
MARIO: "But, no. Just more coins."
Link lays there.

Hats Off:
Bowser walks into living room where Mario is relaxing.
BOWSER: "Your brother needs you."
Mario puts his red hat on.
MARIO: "Coming."
BOWSER: "Wrong hat."
MARIO: "Oh."
Mario switches to his doctor getup.
MARIO: "What did the 'Green Missile' get lodged in this time?"
BOWSER: "You mean 'Who?' did he get lodged in this time."

Now that the new Smash Bros is finally out, can we please get a comic where Katie's Villager and Katie's Robin meet and hijinks ensue?

I thought it was AZ canon that Mario and Doctor Mario were two different people.

This is probably really dumb but the idea of an elderly Professor Layton trying to solve the puzzle of why his family doesn't visit sounded pretty funny to me.

We need a Punch-Out comic. I don't have any ideas, but I think we need one. Maybe one of Little Mac mistaking Kirby for a boxing glove. It's the best I could come up with.