AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We're talking this kinda buff, right? (Just scaled down to Pikmin height)

Yes. That is exactly right.

Pikmin? No.
PikMUSCLE.

Blew It/Gone With The Wind:
Link sees big pile of sand. Pulls out Gust Bellows and blows at pile of sand. Finds gold rupee hidden under sand. Gust Bellows blows rupee away into bottomless pit.

No. Not Pikmin.
Pecmen.

Butter Face:
Pit grabs a Back Shield. Spins around while it follows him.
PIT: "Check it out. It guards your butt."
Ganondorf grabs one. It floats in front of his face.

HAH, I love it.

Too bad G-dorf doesn't...

Title: Physics Expert?

Panel 1: Gordon Freeman picks up Gravity Gun
Panel 2: Alex: "Alright Dog, throw!"
Panel 3: Dog throws box at Freeman, who takes aim and tries to get it.
Panel 4: Freeman makes a face and panics a bit as the gun malfunctions
Panel 5: Crate crushes Freeman (can also just knock him out, whichever works for you), Alex looks baffled while her dad calls her up asking how things are going.

OOPS NO TITLE:
Link shoots Slingshot all over a town.
“I wonder what kind of seeds I'm shooting.”
Comes back later to find citizens of town being eaten by deku babas.

Most seeds Link uses for his slingshot come from slain deku babas so it seems really stupid to shoot them all over the town to save the citizens from a crow.

That one has potential, especially if Link gets his bag of seeds wet while swimming and they start sprouting.

Wow, those "omfg why haven't I thought of that?!" moments. Brilliant.

PS) Would seedlings that sprout from Deku Baba seeds be called Deku Babbys?
Oh my goshness, they would be adorable! Tiny little finger-sized Deku Babas trying to nom on your fingers or ankles or something but they don't hurt at all. I want one now. Things definitely wouldn't escalate into some sort of Little Shop of Horrors scenario when it grows up. Definitely.
Sometimes I think my brain needs to stop braining.

O-Oh. Well... okay. um. This is the first time anyone's ever put something I said as a sig-quote thing. I... *sniffle* I don't know what to say... *ugly sobbing* thank you.

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Berry'd Alive (Pokemon X/Y)

[Lumiose City - Juice Shoppe]
Berry Juice Girl: *energetic and bubbly* Hiya! Welcome to the counter for fresh Berry Juice!
Shall I make a juice using your Berries?

>Yes

Berry Juice Girl: All right! Please choose Berries to blend.

>Kee

Berry Juice Girl: Hmmm. A Kee Berry. *brief look of concern before reverting to bubbly* It's a great choice!
Now, please choose another Berry to blend!

>Maranga

Berry Juice Girl: Hmm. *heavily concerned stare at the berry* A... Maranga Berry. I-It's another great choice!
*mixes the berries with the appearance of someone juggling vials of nitroglycerin*
Mixing, blending...
Blending, mixing...
Berry Juice Girl: *holding the lethal looking bubbling concoction as far away from herself as possible* T-T-Ta-da! Here's a fr-... fresh, uh... Perilous Soup!
*has the face of someone who just ran over and killed someone's pet* Which Pokemon... will you give this to?

>Back (none)

Berry Juice Girl: W-What?! Don't you want it?
*visibly trembling and teary-eyed* I... I'll drink it, then. *big, sad please-don't-do-this eyes* Are you s-sure?

>Yes

Berry Juice Girl: *face of someone given a death sentence* All... all right!
I'll... drink it... then....
Trainer: Do it. [*Palpatine Katie*]
Berry Juice Girl: ........................ Gulp!
....................... *drops to the floor*
Trainer: *walking out the door like someone walking away from an explosion they aren't looking at* That's what ya get for spittin' in my juice.

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Yep, so I typed up all the lines the girl says during this process as I was doing it, edited 'em a bit, added a couple, yada yada. Funny how changing the delivery and mostly just adding some facial expressions and body language can completely change a scene. Also this comic is a warning to anyone who works at a food/stuff establishment and spits in peoples'es's food/stuff.

Okay, but the thing that popped into my head when I was going through this: this soup resets all the EVs of a Pokemon, right? Think about it: HP, Atk, Sp. Atk, Def, Sp. Def, and Speed... they don't look like much aside from stats, yeah? Think deeper. That means this... 'soup' completely degenerates health/endurance, muscle strength, mental strength/will, pain tolerance, mental fortitude, and motor skills. It basically kills your Pokemon from the inside out. And when you make this or any other actually probably non-lethal berry juices you are forced to either give it to your Pokemon or she's forced to drink it, whatever it is, no matter how many you make. I had a more fun, less death-y idea from this thought, but... uh, nevermind... *cough*

PS) Titles are hard.

At least her corpse will decompose into Amaze Mulch.

I laughed way too hard at this