AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am un-lurking so I can say:
I corn hardly believe the massive amounts of puns in this thread.

Aw, shucks, t'aint nothin'.

People shouldn' tassel you about it.

Darn. I thought I was good at this, but that last pun creamed the competition.

We should pistil-whip all these haters into the punitentary.

We'll make a corn meal out of them.

So are we bolding the root of our puns so people can understand?


EDIT: Because I have, at least the corney ones.

Stop that, you're going to dent your skull.

But yes, Omni is way too good at making puns. His last post completely took the starch out of Lord Owlington, and he must be popped at all costs. I say he should be striped of his pun-making privileges.

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If you don't like it, you can leaf.

You amaize me. You expect me to make puns on anther thread?

Everyone feard you might.

Don't even try to compete with a hardcore-n guy like me.

I swear, I will hurt you if you don't stop using all this Cornish language.

There may be a kernel of truth to that.

What did you expect when you connected to the Internet? Everyone knows the Internet is for Corn.