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Or maybe some more TP comics... Have any of you guys ever wondered where he keeps that Ball and Chain? It doesn't look like something you can just put into your pocket.
I think that old Zelda cartoon covered this; Link has a magical pouch/pocket/whatever it was. I didn't really get to see enough of it to remember exactly what it was. Basically he could fit anything in it and without the weight.

I believe his hat is a wormhole to an alternate demension. This is why he has no emotions in Ocarina/Majora and no free will other than to do whatever the gamer says: because his brain is not connected to his head, the way it's supposed to be. Also, this is where Navi, Tatl, Midna, and Kaepora Gaebora (just to annoy you) chill.


I thought Midna lived in Link's shadow?


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Kryzm wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
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Or maybe some more TP comics... Have any of you guys ever wondered where he keeps that Ball and Chain? It doesn't look like something you can just put into your pocket.
I think that old Zelda cartoon covered this; Link has a magical pouch/pocket/whatever it was. I didn't really get to see enough of it to remember exactly what it was. Basically he could fit anything in it and without the weight.

I believe his hat is a wormhole to an alternate demension. This is why he has no emotions in Ocarina/Majora and no free will other than to do whatever the gamer says: because his brain is not connected to his head, the way it's supposed to be. Also, this is where Navi, Tatl, Midna, and Kaepora Gaebora (just to annoy you) chill.


I thought Midna lived in Link's shadow?


Yes but she specifically lives in the shadow of his hat. Trust me, I asked her. She's on my bowling team.

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Kryzm wrote:
Cloak* wrote:
Kryzm wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
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Or maybe some more TP comics... Have any of you guys ever wondered where he keeps that Ball and Chain? It doesn't look like something you can just put into your pocket.
I think that old Zelda cartoon covered this; Link has a magical pouch/pocket/whatever it was. I didn't really get to see enough of it to remember exactly what it was. Basically he could fit anything in it and without the weight.

I believe his hat is a wormhole to an alternate demension. This is why he has no emotions in Ocarina/Majora and no free will other than to do whatever the gamer says: because his brain is not connected to his head, the way it's supposed to be. Also, this is where Navi, Tatl, Midna, and Kaepora Gaebora (just to annoy you) chill.


I thought Midna lived in Link's shadow?


Yes but she specifically lives in the shadow of his hat. Trust me, I asked her. She's on my bowling team.


That must be one badass bowling team.

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Christoph wrote:
Kryzm wrote:
Cloak* wrote:
Kryzm wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Or maybe some more TP comics... Have any of you guys ever wondered where he keeps that Ball and Chain? It doesn't look like something you can just put into your pocket.
I think that old Zelda cartoon covered this; Link has a magical pouch/pocket/whatever it was. I didn't really get to see enough of it to remember exactly what it was. Basically he could fit anything in it and without the weight.

I believe his hat is a wormhole to an alternate demension. This is why he has no emotions in Ocarina/Majora and no free will other than to do whatever the gamer says: because his brain is not connected to his head, the way it's supposed to be. Also, this is where Navi, Tatl, Midna, and Kaepora Gaebora (just to annoy you) chill.


I thought Midna lived in Link's shadow?


Yes but she specifically lives in the shadow of his hat. Trust me, I asked her. She's on my bowling team.


That must be one badass bowling team.


Daedalus, Master Chief, Midna, Abe Lincoln and Me. Santa's team doesn't stand a chance.

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Oh nevermind, fuck that team.

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Bowling....Hey, here's an idea! A bowling comic XP, She already has soccor and that smash bros sandbag. I haven't seen any bowling yet.

With Hails brilliant mind I'm sure she can think of something funny :P

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I always felt that MP8's bowling was just horrible...

...and Mii's with Mario Characters can get disturbing fast, especially when Mii Hitler and Mario start to have a race.

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I don't have a Wii, so I don't know about Mario party 8. But Bowling ingeneral is fun, especially if someone drops a bowling ball on a foot or something.

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I always laugh in WiiSports when someone manages to throw the ball backwards into the crowd.

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RandomNPC#36 wrote:
I always laugh in WiiSports when someone manages to throw the ball backwards into the crowd.


...YOU CAN DO THAT!?

Awesome!

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Christoph wrote:
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I always laugh in WiiSports when someone manages to throw the ball backwards into the crowd.


...YOU CAN DO THAT!?

Awesome!

I do it all the time when I'm bored


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RandomNPC#36 wrote:
I always laugh in WiiSports when someone manages to throw the ball backwards into the crowd.
Memories of my first time playing Wiisports...


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My god I'm a terrible bowler. I'm one of those people that'd accidentally throws it into the lane next to them, and then ends up scoring a strike for those people.

WE SHOULDN'T EVEN START ON SPORT-RELATED SSB:M'S CUS THEY'LL NEVER ENNNDDDD~ !

Or she'll just do one about bowling and baseball and call it quits.


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My god I'm a terrible bowler. I'm one of those people that'd accidentally throws it into the lane next to them, and then ends up scoring a strike for those people.


You know what? I do that ALL THE TIME and whoever I'm playing with is ALWAYS rustled off at me. Either that or I manage to get a gutterball. WITH THE BUMPERS ON. O____o It's like How the hell did I just manage THAT?!

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My bowling is sooo much better on WiiSports than it is in real life. I bowl close to 200 on the Wii. If I go bowling for real I'm lucky to crack 80. :?

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