AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There is good coffee, lovingly roasted and bursting with flavor. Best acquired in whole bean from relatives living in foreign countries or local non-profit shops.

Then there's the black junk that only cream and syrups can fix, but even then it's a long shot.

I put my opinion of coffee in a COMIC EDIT because otherwise ain't no one care 'bout what I think.

I don't know about Japan, but here in Australia iced coffee usually refers to coffee-flavoured milk (the same way you have chocolate-flavoured milk, only slightly caffeinated). It looks like this, and is delicious (and that's as someone that doesn't even like regular coffee):


So maybe that's the kind of thing he's drinking?

I see what you did there and find it acceptabrew.

I shall do what could not be done because copyrightlololol

I just came up with what to do with Nowi edits. If Nowi and her victim both look the same age, no lewd references, awkward kisses on the cheeks, we can probably work something out. That way we can turn Nowi edits into secondary/primary school relationships. But that's probably gonna have to go on the media swamp board. Another option is to change a character's outfit to Nowi's. We've seen some hilarious examples of that, like LockeZ' avatar.

For more on the subject of coffee: tea master race!

This comic reminded me that I totally own a PS3 and now I have Ni No Kuni

Took me a minute. Seemed to be having the chills or quivering with rage. Would've gone with rapidspeak and maybe blurred vision.

WHYCAN'TIHITANYTHINGTELLHIMTOHOLDSTILL

Still clever. Now I'm trying to remember the potion/ether alternatives in other games. I think one used a lot of candy, and they weren't Earthbound-age protags.

Coffee is horribly addictive but socially acceptable. I dislike the taste so I don't touch it. I used to work in a cafe and one of my jobs was to make coffees on the espresso machine. :-/


I also wanted to say that Petah's edits were amazing. As usual.

Funny how when this came out, i experienced my first jitter fit from drinking a water bottle worth of coffee before first period. Could not draw my leaves for the life of me. Doopdewoop.

Still makes me giddy as a japanese schoolgirl looking at her male teacher seeing Ni No Kuni be relavant. Still trying to get an umbralynx.

Every time I'm so thirsty I'm willing to drink anything, and I have access to coffee and nothing else, I think to myself, "it won't taste like smoke and crap this time", but LO AND BEHOLD I'M WRONG AGAIN. Not even black coffee, it was iced mocha the 3 times I've been that desperate and had access to it and only it. But I have smelled black coffee, and jesus christ it smells even worse than iced mocha tastes! I walk into the kitchen and wonder where my dog has peed, nope, dad making coffee.
Iced tea is okay in that it's better than plain water which is terrible, but it's still only okay. Soda is also pretty bottom of the barrel. Juice, milk, and hot chocolate are the drinks of champions.

Also, I don't know what LockeZ drew, but it made the thread jump to 5 pages by Wednesday. A huge pervert's gotta have huge guts to post whatever you did, so bravo.

Have you ever tried coffee from unroasted beans? The roasting was DRM not for flavor, and the rest of the world just got used to the bitter-dirt roasted kind.

(It should theoretically be possible to make a still to turn coffee into a drink that tastes the way roasted coffee smells. But be warned, my experiments with it both went awry.)


That got me curious…

Oh, K :J As Guyperson said, that means you have huge guts!

Let's not encourage this in the future

I actually just now realized my comic edit was deleted. Lame?

I didn't really think I'd have an edit removed that was just a punch line from another webcomic. I mean, it's from Dumbing of Age, not Oglaf (though Oglaf is funny). What the fuck? If it can be in an actual Hiveworks comic why can't it be in a forum post on Awkward Zombie?

Also... I'm pretty sure dildos are basically just inherently hilarious? They're plastic sculptures of dongs, that's hilarious! Someone thinking that one is a magic wand is automatic comedy. Some of y'all would make great sunday school teachers but probably shouldn't be hanging out in public forums where you might encounter such crass behavior as potty humor and dick jokes.

Whatever. You don't have to think it's funny. I don't appreciate having a post that I spent an hour on deleted though just because one person in a bad mood doesn't think dick jokes are funny.

I know it happens with trying to drink a gallon of milk all at once, never see any RPG characters have adverse reactions to foods/drink. Still can't figure how my Skyrim character can eat what's out there lying around , sitting in barrels for god knows how long...