AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Blueberry:

Well, Pow was playing OoT in the Water Temple, and he kept putting on his iron boots right before he hit the water.

So: Link (Zora Tunic) jumping into the air above the water. He stays in midair while he fumbles in his pockets for the Iron boots. He puts them on, sinks to the bottom of the water. Navi: "..." Link: "...What?"

By the way, what happened to katies vendetta against puppies?

Who knows?

We need more jokes about the Nintendog Assist Trophy. I mean, that thing breaks the fourth wall so badly. It actually barks at the players!

How about a SSB comic where snake gets a assist trophy, nothing happens for a sec as everyone waits in horrifying suspense, and then.......... a PS3 falls from the sky and kills everyone!

(seriously, those things are monsters)

GENIUS.

Good point. Never did. But would not the weapon shops be quite confused taking your order for equipment?

*Symphonia*

"I'd like 3 swords, two of them identical, a chakram, a kendama, a staff or rod, a large battle axe for the little girl, and some leg armor NOT used for protecting ones legs (used to attack instead), and a deck of battle ready cards....you get all that?"

Oh, and in ALL Tales games, cursed versions of equipment appear. One piece for each of you. No more, no less. It does not matter how bizarre the weapon. There will be a cursed one somewhere.

This idea came upon me when I was playing Ocarina of Time. Basically I went into the future with a bottle of LonLon milk. The milk didn't spoil, but this script came to mind.

"Wow, time-traveling 7 years into the future has made me parched." *grabs gross bottle of milk then chugs* *dies from food poisioning*

I don't know I'm just some random idiot. Pay no heed almighty Awkward Zombie!

Come to think of it - how come he doesn't outgrow his clothes?

And why doesn't his hair grow longer?

Oh gawd - the toenails!?

Katie already did a comic on the strange things of skipping ahead 7 years.
Also, what does Hyrule consider an adult? I remember reading in the manual that young link is 7 years old, so another 7 is 14, which should pretty much make him a teen.

IIRC, the age limit on being an adult went down when the ReDead became mayor.

Here's an idea that could be explored to potential funniness - I've noticed that so far in all of the Smash-related comics done, it's been one character vs. another, the same character from different games not counting *coughlinkcough*. Anyways, it's occurred to me that an often found scenario in Smash is a ditto match, Falco v. Falco or Snake v. Snake for example. With the way Katie has made Smash into a sort of big brother household thing, I just have to wonder, how would such a fight be justified? Surely alternate costumes have SOMETHING to do with it! Right?!

Climber isn't a video game character.

Ganon:Furthermore, we have found mistakes in a large majority of his statements, we can't have a mayor making mistakes!
Running man:Mr.ReDead, how do you respond?
ReDead:Raaaaaaaaugh.
Ganon:daisies, you got me there.
ReDead:And that's how we do it in the show biz.
Secret Service Sage:THERE'S A GUY WITH A SNIPER BOW UP THERE!

and your point is....... ?

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST CLIMBER?!
Goddam kids nowadays! Back in my day, we had to give our right arm just to be able to see a screenshot of Climber alone!

I gave mine 17 times already!