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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:15 pm 
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Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.


No, no, no.. you've got it all wrong.

See, the "accidental pedo" character has brain cancer, which apparently causes him to rape a small child that he's entrusted with, and he conveniently forgets all of the details prior to waking naked up in bed with the kid. This causes him to meet a woman who believes that he's a pedo and encourages him by showing up in the middle of nowhere with a harem of preschoolers. Pedo-guy proceeds to punch her in the face and blames everything on his brain cancer. The end of the arc involves the little kid joining pedo-girl's harem. Also, I think that the kid is a tranny.

Later in the story, it's revealed that the author's Mary Sue character uesd his supernatural powers to both give pedo-guy brain cancer and mind-control him into raping a small child, thus rendering pedo-guy completely unaccountable for his actions.

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...what in the fuck

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Did I mention the part where the reason pedo-guy's taking care of the kid is because his (just checked, the kid really is a tranny) mother and sister died in a car crash, and his father hung himself?

I promise I'm not exaggerating or making any of this up. Go and check yourselves, if you're feeling brave.

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Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.

I accidentally a pedo.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.

I accidentally a pedo.


A whole pedo?!

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Did I mention the part where the reason pedo-guy's taking care of the kid is because his (just checked, the kid really is a tranny) mother and sister died in a car crash, and his father hung himself?

I promise I'm not exaggerating or making any of this up. Go and check yourselves, if you're feeling brave.

Unfortunately, I did.

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Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.

I accidentally a pedo.


A whole pedo?!


Really, an entire pedo. Accidentally.


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Mr. Mander wrote:
Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.

I accidentally a pedo.


A whole pedo?!


Really, an entire pedo. Accidentally.

I accidentally the whole thing.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Bacon wrote:
...Isn't that the comic with the accidental pedo? Or something.

I accidentally a pedo.


A whole pedo?!


Really, an entire pedo. Accidentally.

I accidentally the whole thing.

You did what to what?


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Who on the what now?

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I read that comic once.

I felt so dirty.

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Crush Bandicoot wrote:
I read that comic once.

I felt so dirty.

D:

Feeling dirty?

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Clean yourself up with Orbit Peppermint!

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These shenanigans are no longer entertaining.

Every upstanding member of society comic I've seen so far has sucked. Let's leave it at that.


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I once read a non-sucky upstanding member of society comic. I forget what it was, though.

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