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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:26 pm 
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Evidently the colors are a little wonky on my laptop, cause the blood is a rich brown color.
The FTHLPPTHPPLP sound effect and screaming is NOT helping my mental image.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:16 pm 
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oh my god
i made a mage yesterday and got to that part
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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:06 pm 
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Here's an edit that's not so fresh:

http://tinypic.com/r/14wwqw2/7

(caution:As a link cause it's a "flow" gag and I'm not sure if it's too uncouth or this board.)
If it's ruled okay, I'll put the image tag up.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:20 pm 
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Squirrel wrote:
Here's an edit that's not so fresh:

http://tinypic.com/r/14wwqw2/7

(caution:As a link cause it's a "flow" gag and I'm not sure if it's too uncouth or this board.)
If it's ruled okay, I'll put the image tag up.

is that not something that normally happens to dudes? cause i squirt blood out of my hands ALL the time.
:psyduck:

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is that not something that normally happens to dudes? cause i squirt blood out of my hands ALL the time.
:psyduck:


It's more or less the insinuation with the tampon brings about a whole new context.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:42 pm 
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Squirrel wrote:
Infinite_elephant wrote:
is that not something that normally happens to dudes? cause i squirt blood out of my hands ALL the time.
:psyduck:


It's more or less the insinuation with the tampon brings about a whole new context.

Psssssst.

He was using sarcasm.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:46 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Squirrel wrote:
Infinite_elephant wrote:
is that not something that normally happens to dudes? cause i squirt blood out of my hands ALL the time.
:psyduck:


It's more or less the insinuation with the tampon brings about a whole new context.

Psssssst.

He was using sarcasm.


Really I couldn't tell. It was really subtle. In fact this happens to me on a daily basis. It also comes with dizziness and nausea. Although I think those two go hand in hand.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:23 am 
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i've got to hand it to you guys, you really know how to nail a joke

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:59 am 
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That was a bloody terrible joke

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
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Couldn't really fit a bigger jar in that image and a barrel would have seemed out of place. I was tempted to edit the text to mention that it was the six hundredth and eleventh phylactery.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:10 pm 
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I would have done oops no blood myself, but I deemed it would be too time consuming. Also you missed a spot.

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I gave him pale, exsanguinated skin by the way. That doesn't just happen by not caring.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood Loss
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I keep expecting the big knight dude to say something like "It's only a flesh wound!" per Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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