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Fun fact: one of these users is Merlin.

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Since I've noticed it a couple times in the last couple days I wanted to throw this out, AZ is not a place for your viral marketing ploys. Take that shit elsewhere, OR contact Katie about putting adspace on her website! Win win there. Not that I think most people who do these fire and forget ad campaigns anyway, but just tossing that out there.

Want to show off your art, maybe a comic? Le Comic and the Art thread might like to see it, or put a link in your sig and become an actual; member of the community instead of one post whoring yourself and hoping it works.

sage for viral shit, etc

Typing quirks are confusing and annoying. Please type like a normal human being. Occasional jokes or references, of course, are fine.

If someone is being antagonistic, don't respond. Report it and we'll take care of it. You respond, you become part of the problem we will solve swiftly and with furious anger.

Addendum concerning signatures:
IT IS ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN TO HAVE A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN YOUR SIGNATURE.

Another post to remind you all of a rule we have.

If you have a problem with another member, either take it to PMs, or warn a mod. Don't start shit in a thread - ANY thread. EVEN the "Things that piss you off" thread. That counts as "being rude". It goes against several of this forum's rules. Thank you.

Contrary to what some of the lazier proletariats would like you to believe, it's ok for you to use the Report button even when you're not sure it's warranted, as long as you write down the reason you did it. We're not robots, after all, so we'll just deal with each report separately. Also, you won't get punished for reporting posts, except if you abuse it (like sending 10 reports a minute).
If you still don't feel comfortable using the report button, send a mod a PM about the post you wanted to report.

Yeah, Great Handsome Oppressor flex isn't on in the early morning, I work full time and the other proletariats are busy (??) so we may not get to the reported post immediately. Reporting helps a lot, and we do take time to look at them.

Joke reports not so much.

Okay

I am going to hire a new mod, under one stipulation.

If you decide to disappear, I WILL fire you. I need someone who is here on a regular basis. Too many times now I have hired a mod and they just off and leave or are hardly here and this is what happens. Shads gone on vacation and I can't sit here at the forum all day with a full time job on my plate. PM if interested. Don't suggest or nominate someone, I only want the actual person who is actually interested.

Tell me why you want it
Tell me why I should give you the job
Make me trust that you won't mess up

ADDENDUM: I may be able to make a position that is strictly bot cleanup (i.e. Janitors on 4chan), but I'll still have to accept you regardless. If you wouldn't mind that, let me know and I'll see if I can make that happen.

Clyve and TurboPunz are your new moderators

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About the new subforum:

Media Swamp is a subforum for everything that isn't video games, real life of funny internets. Feel free to post threads about TV series and shows, comic books, anime/ manga, bands (music is a medium, right?), books, etc.
The purpose of this sub-forum is to give more space to these threads and clutter General Shenanigans a bit less.

Lady Lolita is our first ever bot janitor, and there won't be other bot janitors. She'll give a hand with banning spambots, which is cool. Thanks, Lolita.

the most kawaii janitor ever