AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wait wait wait.

Doesn't Palutena wear a white and gold dress?
OR DOES SHE?!

So many sweet edits. Eh. Time for something confusing and not funny.




P.S. Original idea was much funnier and in style of intro of American Psycho. But... Too... Too much effort...

*Reads first four panels*

The sadness is overwhelming

*Reads the rest of the comic*

What just happened? I haven't seen American Psycho, so I don't get the reference.

"I live in the Smash Brawl building on West 81st street. My name is Lucina. I'm 18 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the evening, if I feel myself too tired, I’ll use shower. I can spend hours there. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use gels with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Then I put on my expensive silk pajama and return to my room while wondering why all this people whispers behind my back. There is an idea of a Lucina, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. I don’t even have roommate. Sense of loneliness is overwhelming. But something changed today - red-haired burglar entered my room and called me Marth. We had a spirited debate after which he decided to stay as my new roommate. He always smiles and that irritates me but at least I’m not alone anymore..."

P.S. And I meant depressing when I said funny.

Okay, you have me intrigued. Was the film any good, or would you only recommend reading the book?

Well ONE of you is going to have to change.

Petah's actual reasons aside; some colors actually appear quite different in the dark. Less light, less photons to work with, your eyes can't be as sure, things get messy.
Some materials even may have different light-reflecting properties depending on how much light hits them. Sometimes things can't just be simple.

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(Even though blue and black are the new white and gold. Whoops! XD)

I have no idea what's going on an whether I should like it or not.

Arguably my most offensive and controversial Nowi edit yet.

Ugh, Locke! Children browse this site!

Edit: At least I think some do. But still! Shame on you!

Oh my God, you seriously recolored and reinked Ethan to match Katie's art for your avatar.

Magnifique.

If you ever do something, you may as well put in all of the effort.

By the way, thanks Kira!