Footloose

saximaphone · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:43 pm

Reyo wrote:

H̊̔͂̾̀ͥͩ̄͟͏̥̟̺̭͕͜e͊ͤͮ͟͏̦̮̻̥ͅy̻̠ͣ̄̍̍̑͒̓͋ ̷͎̥̄ͫ̾͐g̴̘͔͈̠̜̘̟̓̾̋ͨ̍ͪͅu̶̖̩̩͔͗ͥy̫͓̭͈̜̺͆ͤ͠s̸̳̪͂ͦ͐ͩ̿͒ͣ͝,̱̦͓̼ͨͫ͊ͭ͛̇ͨ̽ͮ͘̕͝ ͖̮̤̲͙̥̫ͣ̈́ͫ͋ͭͭͤͯ͠͠ẉ͔̈hͮ̔̓ͫͮͤ̚҉̢̼̩͎͜a̫̠̬͖͙̞̗̣ͥͯͭ̿̉ͦ̚͠t̨̘͚̬̯͚̩̓̐ͮ̃ͦ̚͡'̢̭̣͕̹́̎͐̊̾ͅs̠̥̠͇͔̣̆̓̈͘ ̗͓̲͚̽ͨ̈́̚̚g̶ͧ̌ͦ͐̽̇͆̃҉̟͇̯͍̝͓̲ơ̪̤͇͖̈́̌̍̈i͈̯̳͈͓͂̎ͨͅn̘ͨ̀̔ͭ̽̇̋g̶̙̟̽ͯ ͔͙̤̠̲̈ͪ̆ͭ̆͂ͧo̷̝̫̺̜͒͂͞ņ̹̻̲̣̪̓͒̌̒ͣ̔ ̧̬̘̪͖͚̹̯̤ͨͫ̀
̪̦͔̩͉̗̖̂͢͟͞į̤̯͕̟̫ͭ͐̊ͨ͂ͮ͂̔́̚ṇ̔ ̳̱̄ͧ͟ṫ̻̮͒̄́h̼̹̠̹̠̙̽ͫͯ̈ͥͣ̿̀̚͟i̴͖̝̠̮̗ͣ͗s̓́͑ͭ̔͗̏͗͏̬̣̻͉͙͞ ̤̺̼̖ͮͯ̃͑ͩ͒ͧ͂t̪͎̝͐͜h̴͍͙̺̹̙̼ͯ͊ͦ̿͑͌ͪ̊ͨ͢r̢̭̺͇̳ͦ͟͝B̡̧̤̯̻̯̻̗͔̠ͯ̑ͭ̈͝ͅĻ͎̳͈̼̹͍̉͑͒̔͛ͬ̐̈Ā̻͈̼̞͑̂͢͞͡Á̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠A̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾A̭̝̙̰̋̉͛̑A̞̟̖ͮ̌̇͐ͭ͛̕ͅG̴̞̺̣̠̼ͥͣ͌̒ͥ̾́Ģ͖̪̝̼̗̠͆̊̆͛̂́͞G̴̵͇͓͂̄̃̈́ͯ̀ͅH̳͕̯͙̯͙̫̦̽̍͌̆̒͞͡H̶̛̤̜̃̇̈́̾͒̽̚͞H̴͇͇̻͚͖͖ͪ̅ͦ͗ͫ̾̔͞͞Hͯͫ̋̅ͪ͒͏͈͉̣̻̥͢ͅ!̶̡͕̳̙͇̥̟̈̔̽ͩ̀̾͆ͨ

Ā̻͈̼̞͑̂͢͞͡Á̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AÁ̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AA̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾Á̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AÁ̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AA̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾Á̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AÁ̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AA̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾Á̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AÁ̧̮̘̖̻̥͕̮͈̿͒̈͐͠AA̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾A̭̝̙̰̋̉͛̑A̶͇̻̝̞͎̣ͭͥ̀ͦ̿̂̾A̭̝̙̰̋̉͛̑A̞̟̖ͮ̌̇͐ͭ͛̕ͅG̴̞̺̣̠̼ͥͣ͌̒ͥ̾́Ģ͖̪̝̼̗̠͆̊̆͛̂́͞G̴̵͇͓͂̄̃̈́ͯ̀ͅH̳͕̯͙̯͙̫̦̽̍͌̆̒͞͡H̶̛̤̜̃̇̈́̾͒̽̚͞H̴͇͇̻͚͖͖ͪ̅ͦ͗ͫ̾̔͞͞Hͯͫ̋̅ͪ͒͏͈͉̣̻̥͢ͅ!̶̡͕̳̙͇̥̟̈̔̽ͩ̀̾͆ͨ
SOME HALLOWEENY SHIT GOIN' DOWN!

Vrominelli · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:50 pm

Ḧ́ͮͦͫ͏̤̫̰̪͇̭ͅĚ̷̢͔̳ͣ̑͞ ̵̙̱̜̤̫́̉C̵̴͕͉͊O̴̿̾͒҉͍̦̖̜̘͓̦͖M͓̪̩̦͖̦̰ͤ̚͟ͅE̮͕̫͓͗̓̌̆̇́̂ͦ̎S̨̡͎̙͎ͮ͒ͥ̈́͡!̴͋ͦ̑͏̡̙̪̗̺ͅ

D-vid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:57 pm

Vrominelli wrote:

Ḧ́ͮͦͫ͏̤̫̰̪͇̭ͅĚ̷̢͔̳ͣ̑͞ ̵̙̱̜̤̫́̉C̵̴͕͉͊O̴̿̾͒҉͍̦̖̜̘͓̦͖M͓̪̩̦͖̦̰ͤ̚͟ͅE̮͕̫͓͗̓̌̆̇́̂ͦ̎S̨̡͎̙͎ͮ͒ͥ̈́͡!̴͋ͦ̑͏̡̙̪̗̺ͅ

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:01 pm

H̸̡̯̞͎̗̬̆̂ͯ̎ͨ̇E̖̫ͣ̓̇ ͓̼͈̺̥̯̘͗͊C̴̫̙ͯ͒̆̚͢͝Õ̇͗̇͐ͥ̉҉̩̳͔ͅM̵̝͕͚̞̼̻̍ͭ͐͡ͅE̝̥ͧ̂̐̓͒͑̓Ş̧̦̦͓͎͕̳̩ͮͭ̑ͮ̌͛̆ ̧̩̯͇͔̥̘͕̙͛̑̾ͫ̈́͋F̶̢͇̫ͯ̄̀͗ͥ̏̄͝O̹̟̊͞Ṟ̴͓̰̥͚͓̲͓̀́̀̓ͦͧ͠ ̨̯̱̲̈́͐̏ͅTͩͣ̊͐̉͌́͋́҉͓͕̳̘͇Ḣ̶̢̰̼̝̱͈̟̩̻ͮͅḘ̆͊͌ͨ̇ͦ̄͆͡E̳̘ͭ̉̆.̈ͭ͋ͩ͛ͥ͏̘̩͓
̛͆͐ͥ̂͏͏͖̘̻̫ͅ

Tales · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:07 pm

...can someone explain the joke to me please? All I seem to understand is that if he wears a different kind of boot his foot is cut off.

saximaphone · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:16 pm

MrPotatoMan · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:18 pm

saximaphone wrote:

I̧ͯ̈́ͬ̈́̓ͣ҉͕͖͇̯̺ ̞͙̳̭̻̼̱͌̿ͦͧ̋͗̕͠Ṇ̡͓̊̽̽ͩ͑ͫͤ͋̚E̱͙̟̖͔̜̰ͮV̱̪̔̀͆ͦ͡Ĕ̛̛̝̱̅̿͂̾ͅȒ͙͖̣̟͚̃͊͑̐̎͢ ̵͎͓́̄̊̍̒̓̔S͖̳̞̺̭͇͆̑͟L̴͓̘̱ͨ̈́̍ͭ͠͠E͇̠̎̽̋̾̊͡È̵̢̼̩͕̭͈͈̯͒ͅP̸͖̝ͬ̑̓̆̐̾́

DoodlyDoo · **Joined:** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:46 pm **Posts:** 18

This comic is ridiculous....The Hover boot only lifts you in the air for like 3 seconds.

Zaychavitch · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:25 pm

DoodlyDoo · **Joined:** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:46 pm **Posts:** 18

Tales wrote:

...can someone explain the joke to me please? All I seem to understand is that if he wears a different kind of boot his foot is cut off.

The Hover boot makes you float in the air. The Steel Boot makes you sink to the bottom of the lake. So since he was wearing one of each the steel boot ripped off his leg.

saximaphone · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:34 pm

DoodlyDoo wrote:

Tales wrote:

...can someone explain the joke to me please? All I seem to understand is that if he wears a different kind of boot his foot is cut off.

The Hover boot makes you float in the air. The Steel Boot makes you sink to the bottom of the lake. So since he was wearing one of each the steel boot ripped off his leg.

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:47 pm

saximaphone wrote:

DoodlyDoo wrote:

Tales wrote:

...can someone explain the joke to me please? All I seem to understand is that if he wears a different kind of boot his foot is cut off.

The Hover boot makes you float in the air. The Steel Boot makes you sink to the bottom of the lake. So since he was wearing one of each the steel boot ripped off his leg.

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See, this is funny because it's a clip from Batman that fits the situation. In case you didn't get it.

Mikau · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:20 am **Posts:** 10

Okay, so here's what I figure about the Iron boots and why they don't always affect Link.

OOT: Navi is a fairy and therefore enchants them when Link puts them in his "bag"
Twilight Princess: Midna always carries them around, so they don't affect Link's weight.
Wind Waker: ...Haxx?

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:30 pm

Because magic.

saximaphone · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:07 pm

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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