AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You guys really enjoy listening to Crazy Train, don't you?

More or less.

We've got unhealable mental wounds. They drive us insane. Probably why.

I'm inherent to troubles, and mentally numb.

Actually, it makes perfect sense

Those bees seem to be highly deadly, so the larvae may be quite a treat to people (some people do eat bugs, after all). And the chestnuts could be like truffles in that version of Hyrule, and Link is just really good at finding them

In other words, that handful of stuff he had could be enough to make him rich

I thought it would be funnier if Link's dialogue was removed. I think it's at least as funny.

I'm surprised that nobody thought of this one:

I dunno, maybe It's not as funny as I though it was.
The joke is that the font is inconsistent.

I liked that one. Good work.

I never really understood people having trouble with the Lokomo songs. Yeah, the flute's mic detection can be a bit spotty sometimes, but I don't understand people being incapable of finishing them.

I usually only had trouble with them when I was playing the game on a car, and the road-noises were causing the mic to pick up a constant, unending stream of sound, screwing up my attempts to hit notes that weren't right next to each other.

Well actually, turns out I did manage to finish the song. It was just that I was starting to play my notes at the wrong times (AKA right when they began to light). I made like three mistakes the time I succeeded and I still got it, so I guess timing was the only problem... which is bad, because I don't think they TELL you when you're supposed to hit the notes in the duet.

I just played through spirit tracks again and I could not do the last 3 duets while actually trying to do it right, in the end I finished by moving the flute around wildly. My first play through I had no problems with it at all. There's no denying that its detection is wonky but I don't feel it ruins the game as a whole

Oh man, that's great.

Yeah I was bored today.

Haha, that's brilliant.