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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:33 pm 
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Boler wrote:

You weren't by chance the sack of bones in Division C that chewed JuicyFruit all daisies day were you?

No, I was that other guy in Division B that kept throwing the pin instead of the grenade.
All the other skeletons found the situation humerus.


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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:15 pm 
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I've never been in a skeleton war. I was once in a ghost war. It stopped pretty quickly when both sides realized they couldn't hit each other. Now it's turned into a yearly competition where all the ghosts see who can scare the crap out of everything else better.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:34 pm 
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I was in a Pikmin war. Many, many lives were claims. Eventually, the Red army won.

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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:02 pm 
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BoompigXD The Ork wrote:
I've never been in a skeleton war. I was once in a ghost war. It stopped pretty quickly when both sides realized they couldn't hit each other. Now it's turned into a yearly competition where all the ghosts see who can scare the crap out of everything else better.


I thought ghosts dealt double damage to each other.


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AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
Boler wrote:

You weren't by chance the sack of bones in Division C that chewed JuicyFruit all daisies day were you?

No, I was that other guy in Division B that kept throwing the pin instead of the grenade.
All the other skeletons found the situation humerus.


Wait, I thought that pile of charred half-exploded marrow was a spare bone pile for crafting ammunition.

Oh boy, I have some explaining to do with HR...

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why hello there new avatar how are you doing today

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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:39 pm 
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Boler wrote:
AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
Boler wrote:

You weren't by chance the sack of bones in Division C that chewed JuicyFruit all daisies day were you?

No, I was that other guy in Division B that kept throwing the pin instead of the grenade.
All the other skeletons found the situation humerus.


Wait, I thought that pile of charred half-exploded marrow was a spare bone pile for crafting ammunition.

Oh boy, I have some explaining to do with HR...


Wait, skeletons make ammo out of bones? Wouldn't that be like ripping off chunks of our own bodies and throwing them at other people? Whoever thought of that must have been a really awkward skeleton.
Also, I'm not actually a skeleton but I passed for one because I'm really skinny. Maybe I should change my name to AwkwardSkinnyGuy.

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Eventually, the Red army won.

The Red Army was fighting to defend the communist ideals (each onion gets the same number of dead frogs)
I thank you deeply for spreading the Soviet ideals, pikscast
WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA


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AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
Wait, skeletons make ammo out of bones? Wouldn't that be like ripping off chunks of our own bodies and throwing them at other people? Whoever thought of that must have been a really awkward skeleton.
Also, I'm not actually a skeleton but I passed for one because I'm really skinny. Maybe I should change my name to AwkwardSkinnyGuy.
I thought of this. I hope the audio is good/isn't cut off but I can't listen test it at work.

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WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
DA.

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MisterMusashi wrote:

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
DA.


онлайн перевод плох в жизни!

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flame_warp wrote:
MisterMusashi wrote:
AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
DA.
онлайн перевод плох в жизни!
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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:10 am 
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Gee I sure wish I could find the thread for discussing this week's comic

Oh wait

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There's absolutely nothing in this thread stopping you from discussing the comic.

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AquaBat wrote:
Gee I sure wish I could find the thread for discussing this week's comic

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
There's absolutely nothing in this thread stopping you from discussing the comic.
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 Post subject: Re: Weight Here
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:19 am 
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Okay that just plain wasn't necessary

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AquaBat wrote:
Okay that just plain wasn't necessary


But it was.

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